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FA-1800 t1_ixvbuy4 wrote

Reply to TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot by SubstantialEnding

This is why it pays to share such things BEFORE you act on them.   Wanting to kiss her feet is something most women can get used to with the right guy,  even if it's not particularly their thing.  Finding out about by waking up to you taking a leak on her is bad juju... if she wasn't going to be able to live with your desires, better to settle it now before you've invested years of your lives and THEN break up. Not that there is anything wrong with a little foot worship.

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_jeremybearimy_ t1_ixva9gs wrote

Reply to comment by SithRose in TIFU by believing my neighbor's chickens were in mortal peril. by MisanthropicCeliac

Yup! As someone from a Drought prone state, OP just proved themselves a good neighbor. Smokers, ironically, are in good positions to spot stuff like this.

My mom used to sit on her back porch and smoke. One night around midnight she saw a fire, the neighbors backyard kitty corner from our backyard was in flames! She called 911 and then ran down to our yard, grabbed the hose, and started spraying down the corner where the four fences met so the whole block didn’t go up in flames. Fire dept was 5 blocks away so they showed up quick and the fire was already out - my mom had put it out with her hose! Neighbors weren’t home so without my mom it could have been bad. I forget what caused the fire but some sort of malfunction or accident. She’s a hero!

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Radiant_555 t1_ixv8y7r wrote

Reply to TIFU by accidentally making my cleaning lady touch my cum pants by [deleted]

Sounds like some type of context is missing or your just typed out the play by play of a xrated video… also you should probably change your diet if your semen smells that bad.

She was probably put off because you left the nasty shorts exactly where she would see them, especially if nothing else was out of place in your room. Almost like a setup type feel.

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