Recent comments in /f/tifu
Limp-Beyond-7942 t1_ixvkvzv wrote
One of my friends said he is colour blind and if it turns out he is not I will find it awesome that he had kept it up for so long
OkVolume1 t1_ixvk49r wrote
The bigger FU is you flexing that can you can afford White Castle in this economy. You can't hide money in Illinois.
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Plenty_Metal_1304 t1_ixvjpeu wrote
Congratz!
WeatherLatter1881 t1_ixvjnfl wrote
I dropped mine in the toilet too once my brain was like : No! I had to get it out But uts toiltet water BUT ITS MY AERPHONE And dipped down in a second Put it in rice Using it today too
flamekiller t1_ixvjl8g wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by making a pregnant woman lose her lunch in my ambulance by Ok_Interview_1739
You mean toxic smell
OkVolume1 t1_ixvjikc wrote
You best be having milk at the reception.
SethMalcolm1 t1_ixvjdx0 wrote
You lied about being colour blind. At least you didn't say you were actually blind. I don't think they give a shit that you lied about not being able to see a couple colours correctly.
Educational_Pea_939 t1_ixvivp4 wrote
Karma posts are working well
sweetcaro-va t1_ixvipui wrote
Reply to comment by insensitivecow in TIFU BY ACCIDENTALLY GETTING CPS CALLED ON MY PARENTS by Throwaway2756655101
Yes exactly. Your parents should have been protecting YOU, OP. That’s the way this whole parenting thing is supposed to go.
LynxKuroneko t1_ixvinnm wrote
LOL
Ugh. What a creepy way to respond to such a situation.
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Dramatic-Necessary87 t1_ixvhvqm wrote
Aww! This is lovely. Good luck for today. Take a moment together to take it all in, it will go so quickly.
metalmorian t1_ixvhuz4 wrote
Practicing a kink or a fetish on someone else without their explicit, ongoing consent, is sexual assault. You fucked up from the start, by regularly sexually assaulting her.
You need therapy, to learn not to sexually assault people. You need to be absolutely single, not even casual hook ups, until you learn to apply consent even if you don't want to apply consent.
You fucked up because you sexually assaulted her. You lost your girlfriend because you sexually assaulted her.
Adorable-Carpenter95 t1_ixvhnsw wrote
Dawg 💀
LuvLaughLive t1_ixvh06v wrote
I love this story! ♥️ Hilarious with the 'awwww' factor. From one newlywed to a soon to be: Congratulations! (My marriage, my 1st & his 3rd, was also born from a fuck up 😆)
unipride t1_ixvgrwd wrote
This is hysterical.
Yes pregnancy side effects- it is believed that the increase smelling ability is linked to being cautious of spoilage with food.
Plus if your patient was suffering from hyperemesis gravidaramum, that is a significant problem and definitely past the normal “morning sickness” that is often (like most female related conditions) minimized. But HG will put women in the hospital.
Adventurous_Fruit777 t1_ixvgmwy wrote
Reply to comment by Icy_Engine_7648 in TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot by SubstantialEnding
He literally sexually assaulted her
harleyspoison267 t1_ixvgefa wrote
Reply to comment by Renaissance_Slacker in TIFU by believing my neighbor's chickens were in mortal peril. by MisanthropicCeliac
My fiance is from the southwest (LA originally, then many years in Phoenix), so he takes the whole cigarette thing very seriously. I live in Ohio where that stuff is pretty uncommon so people throw their butts out the car all the time and he gets so upset because that causes major fires all the time in the southwest.
Apprehensive_Try7137 t1_ixvgdm4 wrote
Not seeing anywhere here where you fucked up. Hope things are better all around with you.
Specialist-Fox-244 t1_ixvgahf wrote
eating while reading this probably wasn't the best idea I had today.
Icy_Engine_7648 t1_ixvg3j6 wrote
It's appalling she would share personal details. Consider yourself lucky to have escaped that relationship
L31FY t1_ixvfubn wrote
Reply to comment by jenkinsleroi in TIFU BY ACCIDENTALLY GETTING CPS CALLED ON MY PARENTS by Throwaway2756655101
It definitely creates other issues even if they're sheltered from the bad things they experienced although I guarantee people hear stuff through walls or from other rooms. Kids also know way more about situations than they ever let on until someone asks usually because they're afraid they're in trouble or someone they care about is. You end up with not knowing how to take care of yourself at all and being entitled if you aren't disciplined appropriately or taught what to do and not do like if you've had it all done for you always then you simply expect it then won't grow up any. I don't think that mindset should have had a ton of time to set into someone who is ten yet so plenty of time to change that and not let it happen before they turn into a dysfunctional person due to the lack of parenting. The obvious issue still lies in that there was literally not running water and that is a basic thing anyone should have. It's not overreacting that child services is involved at all here to at least check in.
Itrampleupontheeye t1_ixvlpis wrote
Reply to comment by Throwaway2756655101 in TIFU BY ACCIDENTALLY GETTING CPS CALLED ON MY PARENTS by Throwaway2756655101
Not having running water and living with abusers IS ALREADY HAPPENING to them. Being treated as a golden child is ALSO abuse. The bad thing is already going on. CPS isn't there to rip kids away from their homes and shove them into boxes to be tortured, they're there to help your parents get their shit together and be actual, good, responsible, caregivers.