Recent comments in /f/tifu
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Reply to comment by LuvLaughLive in TIFUpdate by drunk texting my crush, THREE YEARS LATER! by gigglyfrosting
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metalmorian t1_ixvsx5t wrote
Reply to comment by SubstantialEnding in TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot by SubstantialEnding
So is killing people who piss on you.
Lost_Being_3774 t1_ixvsvkp wrote
Reply to comment by SubstantialEnding in TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot by SubstantialEnding
My dude, you used her body for sexual gratification without her knowledge or consent. With your logic, I should be able to lick any part of your body I want while you sleep without there being a problem because it's just spit and spit is natural.
Dropitlikeitscold555 t1_ixvss68 wrote
Yes they have fault but OP you are 19, you are welcome to leave any emotional abuse and it’s legal for them to neglect an adult.
metalmorian t1_ixvsqv7 wrote
Reply to comment by SubstantialEnding in TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot by SubstantialEnding
I don't care if it was unicorn farts with invisible sprinkles, what you did is sexual assault. Get therapy, stop dating.
UnquestionabIe t1_ixvsffw wrote
I'm sorry you have such a difficult situation but want you to know that I find it very inspiring and wonderful that you're still motivated and do your best to keep working and looking to better your life. I have a coworker the same age as you whose situation is similar in some regards (nowhere near as abusive as I can tell) but he seems completely mentally checked out. His only concern in life seems to be to get high/drunk with his parents, it really depresses me and makes me feel bad for him but it's so difficult to engage him about something so personal. But hearing this story gives me some hope for him, that with any luck he still has some of the spark you seem to have in you.
SubstantialEnding OP t1_ixvs1za wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot by SubstantialEnding
The cave men did it to regulate their body temperatures. It's instinct.
Eriol_Mits t1_ixvru6b wrote
Congratulations on the best TIFU of your life, leading to hopefully the best day of your life.
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Reply to comment by SubstantialEnding in TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot by SubstantialEnding
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SubstantialEnding OP t1_ixvrkyx wrote
Reply to comment by Adventurous_Fruit777 in TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot by SubstantialEnding
it was just piss
SubstantialEnding OP t1_ixvrihr wrote
Reply to comment by Specialist-Fox-244 in TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot by SubstantialEnding
piss is natural
SubstantialEnding OP t1_ixvrhsq wrote
Reply to comment by Adorable-Carpenter95 in TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot by SubstantialEnding
piss is natural
SubstantialEnding OP t1_ixvrgnz wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot by SubstantialEnding
piss is natural
SubstantialEnding OP t1_ixvrf2f wrote
Reply to comment by Acrobatic-Panda-1119 in TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot by SubstantialEnding
every man has fantasies
SubstantialEnding OP t1_ixvrdd5 wrote
Reply to comment by UhmmmBeer in TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot by SubstantialEnding
piss is natural
SubstantialEnding OP t1_ixvrcd7 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot by SubstantialEnding
its just piss
SubstantialEnding OP t1_ixvrau8 wrote
Reply to comment by metalmorian in TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot by SubstantialEnding
it was just piss
RandoCalrissian11 t1_ixvqt3s wrote
Reply to TIFU By Nearly Sinking my Boat at the Ramp by [deleted]
Next time just start driving forward. All the water will drain out the hole and you can easily put the plug in. Sometimes I’ll take the plug out to drain water that’s come into the boat because it’s faster than waiting for the bilge.
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Ziirael t1_ixvnso6 wrote
congratz! if you don't fuck around (or up) you don't find out. classic.
OriginalName483 t1_ixvndsy wrote
Reply to comment by Jane_Doughnut_ in TIFU by taking out my girlfriends IUD by [deleted]
Good to know
Telucien t1_ixvmd5j wrote
Reply to comment by noahboi1917 in TIFU by making a comment about a star. by noahboi1917
I bet it was the proof of David comment. No matter how you meant it, you did say (albeit indirectly) that there is no proof of much of their beliefs.
If they don't know you very well, it's pretty reasonable to think that you might be trying to start an argument.
Botboy141 t1_ixvm03s wrote
Reply to comment by SnakeBeardTheGreat in TIFU by poorly packing things into me car by zapdoszaperson
Totally what my wife would have said.
[deleted] t1_ixvtxhk wrote
Reply to comment by LuvLaughLive in TIFUpdate by drunk texting my crush, THREE YEARS LATER! by gigglyfrosting
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