This is too cute, I can't even.

I asked if this will make her worry all the time she then told me to just stop talking about it because she is a bit overwhelmed (which I understand) espionage because dad and her always strive to give us the lest of life.

Espionage? What espionage? Auto correct has thrown a curve ball...what was the original word meant to be?

at least you didnt drink it

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My child shared info with a friend that started a CPS investigation. It opened my eyes to the effect of the abuses in our household were effecting her when I thought I was shielding her from it. You did not FU. I hope your eyes are opened.

I will try to arrange a visit. Till then I will probably try that basic pattern. Thank you so much

Yeah. You’re not smart.

Like I don’t understand how you think anything you did was normal.

Lmao cave men 🤣

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i know a guy who builds boats that had to bail and plug it from the outside last year..literally happens to everyone. just a hell of a lot scarier in a jon boat, fiberglass can take a lot more

Take the secret to your grave. Forget it happend

Pee pee the clown. 🤡😂

Ouch. As a daughter whose father who was just recently cremated and given the ashes to.... This hurt but you didn't mean it. 😩😭

Yes fantasies you normally discuss and let both parties consent to before acting on tho

Honestly this just reminds me when I drunkenly checked work cameras and thought the kilns were on fire, called my boss, and he informed me it was just the light on the post in front of the kiln.... ¯_(ツ)_/¯

It was just assault

Oh yeah sure i need professional help lol

I'm an atheist but sounds like you need some Jesus

Stupid scary mistakes are part of owning a boat. My dad has

• Also forgotten the bilge plug, multiple items.
• Left the boat tied down to the trailer.
• Forgot to secure the anchor rope during launch (boat almost found freedom).
• Gotten a tie-down rope under a tire, resulting in bending a roof-mounted canoe nearly in half.
• Swamped several boats, some stayed there.
• Not attached the trailer to the tow hitch properly (yay for cross chaining).
• Not attached the trailer to the tow hitch properly and not cross chained (ouch for road).

One of my dad's friends managed to launch a boat and trailer into a tree on the interstate and not realize he'd lost it until he arrived at his destination an hour later. Fun fact, that same boat was later sunk (accidentally? on purpose? who knows?) that same day. I'm not sure on the logistics behind getting it down out of the tree and to the location.

… milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom …

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Too cute x! Happy Wedding Day xxxx

Aww. Love this!

Just make sure nobody spikes the milk with bath salts