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Enter_My_Fryhole t1_ixwirap wrote
She said she was feeling better, so congrats you did it Dr. Fart
cjmn88 t1_ixwiqv9 wrote
Shutting off reddit for tonight, cant get better than this, congratulations! Your story filled me with hope
Ocean_Spice t1_ixwi469 wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by winning the argument with my mom by singingsausagedogs
Seriously. Imagine thinking that everybody else around you needs to be miserable too and considering that a win.
blazeit420weed t1_ixwhtgw wrote
Happy wedding day, team Lactose Intolerance!
Hope your kids would retain your sence for passion ;)
Comprehensive-Sun954 t1_ixwhk2m wrote
Reply to comment by FunStorm6487 in TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot by SubstantialEnding
Totes right. 🤨
namsur1234 t1_ixwgzhp wrote
Congrats!! This is so awesomely wholesome! I love it!
_Terrible_Advice_ t1_ixwgwja wrote
Reply to comment by SubstantialEnding in TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot by SubstantialEnding
Not every man sexually assaults his partner
_Deedee_Megadoodoo_ t1_ixwgmbu wrote
Awwwwwwwwwww
cyanidelemonade t1_ixwgkqs wrote
Well at least they can't fault you for being thorough!
YoureNotSpecialLol t1_ixwg63r wrote
Reply to comment by SubstantialEnding in TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot by SubstantialEnding
We have socks you imbecile. Everyone is clowning you including your ex so maybe stop pissing on people lmfao
ibidemic t1_ixwf417 wrote
Reply to comment by The_Unreliable_94 in TIFUpdate by drunk texting my crush, THREE YEARS LATER! by gigglyfrosting
This guy marries.
Reddoraptor t1_ixwdwbw wrote
I just want to say your username rules. Happy wedding day and congratulations!
[deleted] t1_ixwduwf wrote
Reply to comment by zyradyl in TIFU BY ACCIDENTALLY GETTING CPS CALLED ON MY PARENTS by Throwaway2756655101
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[deleted] t1_ixwdspm wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFUpdate by drunk texting my crush, THREE YEARS LATER! by gigglyfrosting
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Revocation_Of_Doubt t1_ixwdi5s wrote
Reply to comment by ViewOk4348 in TIFU by confessing to my mom that I don’t want to live anymore by ViewOk4348
I had unspeakably bad trauma occur to me and I spent days unable to sleep and jumping at every sound thinking that this was it and my life was going to end.
The only way to deal with intrusive thoughts is to follow that pattern. Otherwise they go round and round and round.
Acknowledge, I'm having a thought that is negative.
Evaluate, is this thought helpful right now.
Discard, it is not helpful, it is not necessary, it is just neurons firing, I have already considered this and made a decision (I literally said to myself, "I already thought about this and discarded it, I will not reconsider unless there is new information")
I wish you well.
smthngwyrd t1_ixwdcgv wrote
Reply to comment by noahboi1917 in TIFU by making a comment about a star. by noahboi1917
Heard a new term for that called religious trauma. I’ve never heard of the not stepping on the Star of David thing. Even in an organization you’ll find people interpreting things differently. Hugs for getting out of your comfort zone
No-Cupcake370 t1_ixwd800 wrote
None of what you described is ok, especially since you said you have a child sibling who lives there.
Kataphractoi t1_ixwd2hr wrote
Reply to comment by noahboi1917 in TIFU by making a comment about a star. by noahboi1917
> She didn't seem impressed and told me to "remember my roots", coz she knows I grew up Christian.
Hearing this line amuses me. It's like some people can't conceive the concept that people can change over the course of their life, and that it's not a failing to do so.
Witty_Comfortable404 t1_ixwcgov wrote
Reply to comment by Sipyloidea in TIFU by believing my neighbor's chickens were in mortal peril. by MisanthropicCeliac
I was eating smarties when I read that and just about choked on them. I’m assuming in 48-72 hours, I’m going to have some pretty colourful poop 💩
zapdoszaperson OP t1_ixwc4bj wrote
Reply to comment by Letmepickausername in TIFU by poorly packing things into me car by zapdoszaperson
They were already clean before taking a tumble onto the asphalt.
mrfluffles300 t1_ixwc3ox wrote
what a story, this is so wholesome
The_Unreliable_94 t1_ixwbx11 wrote
>TLDR: IM GETTING MARRIED
Ah, there's the real FU.
Appropriatelywrong t1_ixwbukw wrote
Lol, that went waaay better than I anticipated.
Isgortio t1_ixwb6e4 wrote
Your parents are shit parents, you've outlined it right here. They deserve to have CPS called on them, and if you're old enough to work you're probably old enough to go somewhere without your parents and take your younger sibling with you. Obviously it'll be difficult with school and working, but it's an option they'd look at if they were to remove you both from the household.
Revocation_Of_Doubt t1_ixwiro0 wrote
Reply to TIFU, I accidentally spilled my aunt's dead pet's urn by Lunatic976
Meh, it's just a dead animals ash... It's the thought that counts not the material.
Just say nothing, you did good.