I understand that you feel you fucked up, but you are being abused. The situation you are in is abusive. The atmosphere is abusive, the people are abusive. It may be better than it was before, but like all kids, we only know what we grew up with until we get a little older and see how other people live. Soon you’ll start to discover that your situation was exceptionally bad. The more successful people you meet in your life, the more clear it will become to you that you were being abused. I grew up in a terrible situation myself, but managed to make friends with decent people, and I kind of learned not to talk about my home life because it bummed everybody out.

I hope you can afford to live on your own soon.

""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" - Wayne Gretzki" - Michael Scott

Oh yeah, y'all are absolutely right. It's illegal here to throw them out the window too, i just never realized the real consequences before. Most people i knew growing up threw cigs out the window at least on occasion.

Good times at the old Moloko

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Mines a fishing boat. Clean isn’t an option

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Thanks! Me too!

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Depends how clean you keep your boat I guess, dirty bilge yeah you’re right

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Sorry not sorry, LOL. :) One of my hobbies is feather-based decorations. Sometimes I have to sear fabric. I've learned to use the wood-burner not the lighter. :) Feathers and open flames mix...poorly.

I had an old water bottle for butts even in Ohio and Kentucky because I grew up in Colorado. I get it. It bugs me too.

Congratulations! May you and your soon to be husband have many more years of happiness.

Ngl, the TIFU is almost too good hahah. Does sound like what would lead to marriage tho.

That wasn't a bad thing and I'm glad he's now your ex. I've seen a house burn down COMPLETELY from a dryer fire. The house was literally down the block from me. I gave the poor owner a skirt and shirt so she'd have something more than pajamas. Better to be over cautious when it comes to dryer vents, they're one of the two most common causes of house fires!

Indeed, I live in a desert myself and that hovercraft would have set their big mesquite on fire with the sparks it was throwing. The mesquite that touched their house. This is what neighbors should do. I'd rather wake up to fire trucks and a fire that's out than wake up to smoke and flames!

I was making a terrible joke, forgot about that bit. It's so funny cause I was looking the time when you replied and it was 420 seconds ago which actually significant in the scriptures representing lost spuld and found references, so clearly our 2 comments were fated to interact. Bless you

Happy accident

It’s Dr. Fart from The Rehearsal!

OH! MY! GOD!

And people say reddit is bad, heck, even evil.
And then, something like this comes along. A small glimpse in the absolute shitshow of the world, and we smile like no tomorrow, we cry out of happiness, and hug our cats. If we have cats that is. I have, and they use my beer belly as a personal place to sleep.

but this gives us hope, a feeling so distant from before, something we read about in books, and something that Samwise told us about, but in the last few years, have been only in the books, but not at home.

OP. Tell your loved one that an internet stranger is happy for you, and if you can, give them a hug from my and my cats.

Congratulations on the wedding and I wish you both the very best for your lives ahead!

Love the BoJack reference!

Yeah, I was expecting legal trouble.

Nice kurwa

Pondys the coolest