Recent comments in /f/tifu
thelonerangers69 t1_ixwtu02 wrote
It's okay man. He probably didn't answer until the last one
Ozwentdeaf t1_ixwts9m wrote
Reply to comment by be-incredible in TIFU by getting really drunk and losing all my friends by [deleted]
Apologizing was the first thing i did. I feel the most awful about how they must be feeling.
Yeah im definitely not drinking again. At least i have learned from this.
lickerishsnaps t1_ixwtqut wrote
Make sure there's no honeydew.
be-incredible t1_ixwtmk6 wrote
You should apologize sincerely. And now you know you also should not drink because evidently you are a mean drunk.
Northviewguy t1_ixwt7cr wrote
Made me smile.
HatedTruth1 t1_ixwsibq wrote
Not one single person here remembered you. So thank you oh so much for the update
PonyDro1d t1_ixwsgp1 wrote
Additional updoot points for the bojack reference.
Shadowlance23 t1_ixwry3p wrote
Congrats! This was a great story. Hope you have many more happy ones in the years and decades to come.
SithRose t1_ixwrv8e wrote
Reply to comment by harleyspoison267 in TIFU by believing my neighbor's chickens were in mortal peril. by MisanthropicCeliac
Well, of all the 12 year olds in the neighborhood, I was probably the best equipped for it to happen to, at least? :) (I got a lot of wilderness survival training...which included fire response.)
introsetsam t1_ixwrsj5 wrote
After reading your update, I’m a bit more concerned for you. They’ve clearly convinced you that below-standard care is the norm and have neglected you and your sibling so much that you guys don’t even know it. They got CPS called on them because they are terrible parents putting you directly in harms way. They are an active detriment in your life. Even though you say things are sooo much better now, I don’t they are. You just have never experienced healthy parental relationships, so you don’t know. You said you “only have to lend money sometimes now” as if that’s a good thing. I’ve never lent my parents money, they have NEVER asked for it, and I’m darn well sure they’ve needed help in the past. But that was never my burden. A parent doesn’t make their problems their child’s, a parent doesn’t allow their child to not have access to water at ALL times, a parent doesn’t allow their child to be screamed at by boyfriends encouraging suicide. And I won’t lie, if your water frequently breaks and the landlord doesn’t even fix it… I doubt the place you live in is actually expensive at all. They just tell you that because everyone in this has such a skewed perception of normal. They took your money for $80 of cigarettes, and you think the reason they can’t afford rent is because it’s overpriced? I’m not trying to make you feel bad, but man I really hope your eyes can be opened to how not normal this is, and how much your mom deserves to have CPS look into her.
ShadowMadness t1_ixwrigk wrote
Huh, ain't that something. Turns out I upvoted the original post from three years ago.
silver_quinn t1_ixwrhfv wrote
CONGRATULATIONS!! That's so sweet!
Schtevo66 t1_ixwr8is wrote
Reply to comment by RandoCalrissian11 in TIFU By Nearly Sinking my Boat at the Ramp by [deleted]
Yeah, I'm a waterskier and picky with my maintenance, you could probably drink my bilgewater
jashuo t1_ixwr2wb wrote
This is goddamn adorable. Happy for you both
harleyspoison267 t1_ixwqm8l wrote
Reply to comment by SithRose in TIFU by believing my neighbor's chickens were in mortal peril. by MisanthropicCeliac
Oh wow, I'm sorry, that sounds deeply traumatic. I look back on how i grew up with very little fire safety but we just didn't really ever need it, and also got lucky, I imagine.
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One_Mathematician_20 t1_ixwqgb2 wrote
Break up
SithRose t1_ixwq6po wrote
Reply to comment by harleyspoison267 in TIFU by believing my neighbor's chickens were in mortal peril. by MisanthropicCeliac
It's not something you see the consequences of so vividly in the east. Watching a single spark-shower from a malfunctioning transformer within 20 feet of me cause a 4 acre fire to start *despite* me trying to stop it and then grabbing as many of the people whose houses backed up onto that bit of wild space to help defend the fences while the fire department arrived when I was 12ish had a very strong effect on me.
Ko-jo-te t1_ixwprz5 wrote
Reply to comment by noahboi1917 in TIFU by making a comment about a star. by noahboi1917
Ikr?! It's just SO much easier when you have someone to actually talk to about interesting stuff. Looking at it this way, I wonder if those people who got offended by your explanations maybe just are lazy and looking for an excuse to stop being active ...
Careless_Junket_6224 t1_ixwplou wrote
This is clearly a joke
Adventurous_Shake161 t1_ixwpf0q wrote
Yeah….. this is a worth Fuk up
cyanidepancakes t1_ixwp9m1 wrote
I feel like this definitely qualifies for /r/bestofredditorupdates.
Assholejack89 t1_ixwp2ut wrote
I'm fucking dying at "pee pee the clown" lmfao.
Seriously tho, and assuming this is not just karma farming, what were you expecting would happen once she realized you pissed on her feet? You thought she wouldn't notice the smell? Or were you planning on licking her piss-soaked feet as well?
wewantcars t1_ixwoiu3 wrote
Update us when u get divorced too
SeaTale6353 t1_ixwujl4 wrote
Reply to comment by Ozwentdeaf in TIFU by getting really drunk and losing all my friends by [deleted]
I had the same thing happen to me, luckily I kept most of the friends due to them being understanding, but I heavily regulate my drinking to only drinks that work from me so I never really get more than tipsy.