Recent comments in /f/tifu
ILikeFPS t1_ixwyim8 wrote
Aww, the wholesome story had a wholesome ending.
yabbobay t1_ixwyg11 wrote
I love this. And it gives me hope ;)
StackYourPoop t1_ixwy649 wrote
Call a 5th time and apologize
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SithRose t1_ixwxfen wrote
Reply to comment by harleyspoison267 in TIFU by believing my neighbor's chickens were in mortal peril. by MisanthropicCeliac
😆 Let's just say that this was well before Pixar, much less UP. 😀
harleyspoison267 t1_ixwx7yk wrote
Reply to comment by SithRose in TIFU by believing my neighbor's chickens were in mortal peril. by MisanthropicCeliac
A wilderness explorer eh? Is your name Russel perchance?
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Reply to comment by gobledegerkin in TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot by SubstantialEnding
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Known-Salamander9111 t1_ixwwse0 wrote
Reply to comment by Icy_Engine_7648 in TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot by SubstantialEnding
she shared personal details of her assault. Pretty sure that’s not the issue here. Pretty sure the assault itself is.
MysticalElk t1_ixwws2p wrote
Reply to comment by wewantcars in TIFUpdate by drunk texting my crush, THREE YEARS LATER! by gigglyfrosting
Yeah I'm assuming OP and her SO are about a year out of college. Dated for two years in college, he probably proposed just before or just after graduation, a literal third of their relationship time has been spent planning a wedding and the other two thirds were happy college fun times.
I've seen this exact formula happen and fail about 7 times already with people I was friends with and/or acquaintance of back in college and I'm not even 30 yet
Known-Salamander9111 t1_ixwwmxa wrote
Reply to comment by SubstantialEnding in TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot by SubstantialEnding
you didn’t have consent.
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Known-Salamander9111 t1_ixwwjs1 wrote
Goddamn OP. Stop, STOP talking about piss, or feet, or anything except the actual problem here. Consent. You did not have consent.
BlondieLHV t1_ixwwb2n wrote
Reply to comment by SubstantialEnding in TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot by SubstantialEnding
What if I forced you to eat dog shit while stubbing cigarettes on your balls because "iT's mY kInK". You're a selfish pos and a sexual abuser (she was asleep and could not consent) you need to get your shit together and get therapy before you assault someone else. I hope she leaves and presses charges.
Known-Salamander9111 t1_ixww9lh wrote
Reply to comment by SubstantialEnding in TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot by SubstantialEnding
it’s also sexual assault.
Tuga-represent t1_ixwvyli wrote
Reply to comment by SubstantialEnding in TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot by SubstantialEnding
If you were on the street and I passed by you, could I just pee on your face? It’s natural
waynechang92 t1_ixwvsxj wrote
I remember this from when you first posted! Stinkin happy for you both, hope everything goes well
bjkroll t1_ixwvj41 wrote
Reply to comment by BigBossWesker4 in TIFUpdate by drunk texting my crush, THREE YEARS LATER! by gigglyfrosting
Somebody's gonna die today!
sb76117 t1_ixwv70d wrote
Fuck. Yes.
I did this with my ex and she's leaving her husband now... you never know! Take a chance on your inner voice!
TacticalTractor t1_ixwv70a wrote
The_Unreliable_94 t1_ixwv6hv wrote
Reply to comment by ibidemic in TIFUpdate by drunk texting my crush, THREE YEARS LATER! by gigglyfrosting
Well.. watching other people's failures sort of qualifies me in a way..
SeaTale6353 t1_ixwv15r wrote
Reply to comment by Ozwentdeaf in TIFU by getting really drunk and losing all my friends by [deleted]
Something slightly changes, but in time things will reach a new normal that everyone's comfortable with, you can't change the past but by apologising and being more organised in the future it'll be ok, and you'll reach a sort of inner peace about it that's usually matched by your friends :)
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Ozwentdeaf t1_ixwuq90 wrote
Reply to comment by SeaTale6353 in TIFU by getting really drunk and losing all my friends by [deleted]
Im glad to hear you kept yours.
Maybe mine will be ok, but it will never be the same again will it?
dieforestmusic t1_ixwuo5s wrote
I was worried that your call was a actually a dream, so this doesn't seem so bad. imo better to be annoying than to no-call-no-show.
xpsycotikx t1_ixwzl19 wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting really drunk and losing all my friends by [deleted]
Real friends wouldn't leave you over one night being a drunk A-hole.