Recent comments in /f/tifu
Protocol44 t1_ixx3as1 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFUpdate by drunk texting my crush, THREE YEARS LATER! by gigglyfrosting
AcrobaticSource3 t1_ixx37di wrote
You may now put “great at follow up” in the Skills section of your resume
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Enter_My_Fryhole t1_ixx2kux wrote
Reply to comment by smearing in TIFU by making a pregnant woman lose her lunch in my ambulance by Ok_Interview_1739
It hurt my brain to type it! Ha
smearing t1_ixx2i7b wrote
Reply to comment by Enter_My_Fryhole in TIFU by making a pregnant woman lose her lunch in my ambulance by Ok_Interview_1739
It took me three times reading this to get the numerology reference but it was worth it — you nailed the confusing vibe of that guy hahahah
conservadordegrasas t1_ixx2ai5 wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling a pastor who is dying of terminal cancer that her husband is cheating on her. by [deleted]
This is why people should mind their business. Life is much simpler then. Nevertheless, don’t beat yourself up about it. Life goes on!
purduephotog t1_ixx28f6 wrote
For you, for the Future You, for the Future You (kids if you choose to have them) ... enjoy these moments and look back at them as you 'earn' new "HAHAHAHA" moments as well as the "FML" moments.
-They all balance out. I hope- for you and yours.
I've had good, I've had bad, but what I've had day in and day out is a Spouse that has loved me and taken care of me and accepted me even when I've rejected, withdrawn, and as I've even had to pull her back into the world. Marriage is a compact built upon trust and care, and it sounds as if yours has the most solid foundation you can have- humour.
Good luck. I'd send you a wilted yellow rose with the caption of "From Bessie the Cow, I miss your suckling", but you know that might not go over as well as I'd hoped...
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(For the record I do not know the OP but I remember the story)
i_worstofall t1_ixx25pn wrote
Reply to comment by dieforestmusic in TIFU by trying to call out sick: a fever dream saga. by DreyaNova
Yeah, I just tapped on this notification because the title reminded me of a time I called out sick, and then settled back into my sweaty, feverish, nightmarish fugue, relieved I’d gotten that out of the way; the next day I discovered I only THOUGHT I’d called out. Accidentally pulled a no-call-no-show. I still cringe about it.
Halo_Chief117 t1_ixx234g wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFUpdate by drunk texting my crush, THREE YEARS LATER! by gigglyfrosting
The more you fuck around, the more you’re able to find out. If you don’t fuck around at all, you’ll never find out anything.
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Ozwentdeaf t1_ixx1ynd wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by getting really drunk and losing all my friends by [deleted]
Ill do this. I hope it helps. Thank you for the advice
AcrobaticSource3 t1_ixx1uzg wrote
Here’s the plan. I know you already apologized, but take a step back, and a week or so away from everyone, and then comeback and apologize again, but tell them how you will change (like not drinking again) to ensure it doesn’t happen again. And tell them that you understand how they feel and you are willing to work on your relationships with them , and you know it will take time, but they are important to you and you hope that they will give you another chance. This type of genuine reflection on your actions, as well as a plan to improve in the future, are the ingredients for true everlasting friendship and show that you are serious. Good luck
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gardengirl99 t1_ixx1rze wrote
Reply to comment by papa-hare in TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
SkyScamall t1_ixx1hfy wrote
Reply to comment by dieforestmusic in TIFU by trying to call out sick: a fever dream saga. by DreyaNova
I was fully expecting OP to have dreamt it and no-showed at work.
gardengirl99 t1_ixx0xqi wrote
I hope those little monsters and/or their parents were extremely remorseful for them causing your injury.
tvbjiinvddf t1_ixx0r2p wrote
Reply to comment by Educational_Pea_939 in TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot by SubstantialEnding
So many suckers taking this bait 😒
RightestWinger t1_ixx0q3y wrote
Why did you marry a druggie
MidnightSkyFlower t1_ixx0pzk wrote
Knocking it over was an unfortunate accident. But what you did afterwards was horrible and I wouldn't forgive you for that if it were me. You disposed of the spilt ashes instead of letting her try to salvage them to the best of her ability. And then you went even further and contaminated the ashes in the urn forever with sand. That's so cruel and disrespectful. And here you are "LOL"ing about it...
Fullscan19 t1_ixx0nxb wrote
Upvoted for being hilarious
Learned a lesson, thankfully at a young age
Do not piss on your next partner without their consent
TheW83 t1_ixx0fp4 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by sitting down without looking first by TheEmptiestVoid
Are you a bot or did you reply to the wrong comment?
Zero0mega t1_ixwzrr0 wrote
This has gone far better than any times Ive texted one of my crushes, congrats on the wedding!
MinnieShoof t1_ixwzp41 wrote
Loyal to a fault. Reminds me of those stories where the husband got put under anesthetics/black out drunk and his wife tried to do -something- and he told 'hey lady, I'm married' and she was all luvy-dovy after that.
loughtthenot t1_ixwzm6q wrote
This is the fucking cutest post I've ever seen on reddit. Life is one shitfuck of a thing isnt it? XD! GOOD LUCK IN YOUR UNION AND LIFE TOGETHER!!!
SethMalcolm1 t1_ixx3f8s wrote
Reply to TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot by SubstantialEnding
> We would still be together if I licked her foot like a normal person
Sorry to tell you, but thats not a thing normal people do.