Recent comments in /f/tifu
FunStorm6487 t1_ixx7o6z wrote
Reply to comment by FunStorm6487 in TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot by SubstantialEnding
Do all the down voted, read his comments
[deleted] t1_ixx7g80 wrote
Reply to comment by SubstantialEnding in TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot by SubstantialEnding
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DreyaNova OP t1_ixx77tt wrote
Reply to comment by ValkyrieSword in TIFU by trying to call out sick: a fever dream saga. by DreyaNova
I’ll guess I’ll probably give you 4 followups.
DreyaNova OP t1_ixx73um wrote
Reply to comment by StackYourPoop in TIFU by trying to call out sick: a fever dream saga. by DreyaNova
I might actually do this tomorrow morning… that would be pretty great.
Kithslayer t1_ixx6z4h wrote
Well congratulations!!
Final_Egg1782 t1_ixx6sx7 wrote
That's fucking wholesome
Throwaway2756655101 OP t1_ixx6pz7 wrote
Reply to comment by lunelily in TIFU BY ACCIDENTALLY GETTING CPS CALLED ON MY PARENTS by Throwaway2756655101
I’m lucky with this one, but with every medical emergency I’ve had she has taken me to the doctors and has never once complained as she does worry about our physical health. But sadly I can’t say the same for mental health. I remember once when I was about 13 I went to my mom after a long chat with an Internet friend, and told her that I was suicidal, and she brushed me off. A year after that she found me crying in my room and I told her again between sobs that I just wanted to die. She said it was just hormones and that it wasn’t real. I remember her telling the doctors that “[she] had no idea what was going going, I didn’t know that [OP] was depressed, [OP] never told me anything.” While I laid in the hospital bed after overdosing for my first time. I remember her after that, threatening to drag me to the hospital and get me admitted again whenever I had a severe panic attack about going to school, and at one point she actually did it. She said it was because “I don’t know what to do with you”. The only physical health issue I ever faced when it came to her was because of my self-harm. It got so bad to the point where I cut my legs so deep you could see the fatty tissue, and one of them got infected. I told my mom because I was really worried and she told me to “clean it out and put polysporn on it.” So I did. Every day for the next week. I scraped the infected tissue out with my nails and put polysporn on it every day until it healed because I was too scared to ask her again. Fuck that sounds really bad typing it out now.
NerdyToc t1_ixx6kwq wrote
Reply to comment by conservadordegrasas in TIFU by telling a pastor who is dying of terminal cancer that her husband is cheating on her. by [deleted]
If your significant other was cheating on you, you wouldn't want to know?
Ozwentdeaf t1_ixx6iiu wrote
Reply to comment by nhskimaple in TIFU by getting really drunk and losing all my friends by [deleted]
Im in therapy. It wont help though, i have absolutely no idea what set me off last night. I dont know what to work on.
Maybe ill figure it out soon though
nhskimaple t1_ixx6f0t wrote
Reply to comment by Ozwentdeaf in TIFU by getting really drunk and losing all my friends by [deleted]
A better solution, beside just swearing off drinking, might be therapy. Confront the issues and put in the work you deserve that to yourself.
ValkyrieSword t1_ixx6cc2 wrote
Feel better! I want a follow up on this though haha
CanadianExPatMeDown t1_ixx680f wrote
Instructions unclear…
“Happy wedding day lactose intolerance! Hey don’t write that, her name is Alex”
Kardessa t1_ixx5pnq wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling a pastor who is dying of terminal cancer that her husband is cheating on her. by [deleted]
Oh that poor woman. Honestly you did the right thing. I'm sure she's devastated but it's better to know than to have things hidden
lunelily t1_ixx5l3x wrote
Jesus Christ. If you break your arm, does your mom convince you that you don’t need to go to the hospital because someone else broke both their arms, so it could be worse?
Your mom relying on you like a friend rather than actually parenting you, and minimizing your very real problems (not enough drinking water!! being baited into a suicide attempt!!) growing up in that household as if they’re no big deal, is manipulative as hell.
CreepyEntertainer t1_ixx4qap wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling a pastor who is dying of terminal cancer that her husband is cheating on her. by [deleted]
Anyone can sue anyone for anything, does he have a valid case, no. Fuck those cheating assholes for putting you all in that position. They get what they deserve hopefully. And even though the wife is distraught I am sure she would want the truth.
Throwaway2756655101 OP t1_ixx4p6c wrote
Reply to comment by UnquestionabIe in TIFU BY ACCIDENTALLY GETTING CPS CALLED ON MY PARENTS by Throwaway2756655101
Honestly my only goal in life is to be comfortable. I’m going to college to hopefully get a high enough paying job to be comfortable and not have to live paycheque to paycheque. I just want to be ok in life at this point. 3 more years and then I can finally be on my own.
I also stopped smoking weed on my own lol. I got tired of it because it was so readily available to me, same with alcohol. I started both at about 14 and at 19 now I barely do it. It’s useless to me, because I hate the thought on being dependent on something so shitty. It’s just not worth it
flyden1 t1_ixx4jh0 wrote
An actual Reddit happy ending. That's rare. Happy for you two.
Throwaway2756655101 OP t1_ixx4b1w wrote
Reply to comment by Isgortio in TIFU BY ACCIDENTALLY GETTING CPS CALLED ON MY PARENTS by Throwaway2756655101
My issue is that rent is extremely expensive where I’m at, with 1 bedrooms starting at $1000+ if you’re lucky enough. I want to move away, but I just can’t
Own_Bonus2482 t1_ixx42k7 wrote
Reply to comment by Revocation_Of_Doubt in TIFU, I accidentally spilled my aunt's dead pet's urn by Lunatic976
idk why you're getting downvoted. It's literally just ashes. I had my father cremated and yes I hold on to the ashes but I wouldn't flip the fuck out if something happened. He's dead. And this . . was a dog. Memories and pictures matter 100x more.
BeansAndSmegma t1_ixx3yk3 wrote
Well this is cute as fuck, gonna sign off the internet tonight with this. ❤️
SethMalcolm1 t1_ixx3ufi wrote
Reply to comment by SethMalcolm1 in TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot by SubstantialEnding
"Piss is natural" yeah ik thats what ur going to respond, please stop. You commited sexual assault. "it was just piss" ok? your point? You could say that for literally anything. "It was just a handjob" "It was just oral" "it was just cum"
You used her for sexual gratification without her consent. it was sexual assault.
Throwaway2756655101 OP t1_ixx3pt3 wrote
Reply to comment by introsetsam in TIFU BY ACCIDENTALLY GETTING CPS CALLED ON MY PARENTS by Throwaway2756655101
The place we lived at before was $3400 per month, as the city we live in is really expensive. Their cigarette addiction isn’t helpful either, but they both have decent jobs now and can afford rent, the only reason they’ve borrowed money is because they had rent due and immediately after, my cat got into a accident and had to be put down, plus she always pays me back. I know my home life isn’t perfect, I just think it’s personally not that bad compared to other people. My parents have been lazy before with my mom refusing to work a lot of the time, and I also resent her a lot for the things she has put me through. But we’re living rn and that’s all that matters. I don’t want to ruin my relationship with her or my family by any means
SethMalcolm1 t1_ixx3mys wrote
Reply to comment by SubstantialEnding in TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot by SubstantialEnding
It's nowhere near instinct.
Masagmarod t1_ixx3k96 wrote
Many years ago before I figured out I was an alcoholic I was heavily drinking at the bar. I insulted one of my oldest friends and his fiancée. That night I lost that friend and it wasn't until a few years later did I realize I had the problem. You may lose your friends, but it's ok. You will make more, but what you need to do it figure out why you got so angry and aggressive and fix that part of you. Not drinking will only solve a surface problem and until you get to the root of that problem you won't truly make a difference that will lead to life-long change for the better. I wish you luck and a peaceful future.
Hoohadingus t1_ixx7rj0 wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling a pastor who is dying of terminal cancer that her husband is cheating on her. by [deleted]
You did the right thing