nothings wrong w what you did but i do find it a bit annoying that you care a bit more because she’s a preacher. what does that change about anything? if she wasn’t a preacher or religious she wouldn’t be as pure and deserving of empathy? i don’t get it

Who is Jeff?

Sounds like this was confirmation of something she suspected for a while. Not your fuck up, the guy’s fuckup. Seems he feels entitled and such to do whatever he wants and get away with it. It’s amazing how awful some people are like that.

He can’t sue for anything (as in have a valid case) because it’s all true. And of course if anything does come of it, especially if he goes off on you guys, just ask him calmly if ‘you’re cheating on your dying wife and you’re trying to blame us for her finding out?’.

Also, yes. She is a preacher for god’s sake. Generally that’s how it works ;) badumdum chh

Booooo.

I'm rooting for you. And if these friends don't take you back, don't let it stop you from continuing your journey of being nice to people. Over time it will absolutely pay off.

A bonus of being nice to people is being able to look yourself in the mirror at the end of the day and be proud of how you handled yourself.

I've found that treating others well makes me feel so much better about myself

Darling girl, you did not fuck up. Your mother did by not providing you a safe home. You deserve much better, and you know you do. And so does your sister. They will eventually turn on her too. Please speak to any social worker you can about improving your and your sister’s situation.

She knew.

Or at least she had a strong suspicion.

You mentioned that he left the building with someone who happened to be a woman, and that was enough information for her to freak out?

She must have known something was up for a long time.

Ah yes, the classic hotelier-guest confidentiality privilege.

Nah mind your business. Let his wife get bent over and double stuffed like an Oreo while he’s none the wiser to why she won’t let him touch her anymore and working “late nights” or having to go on overnight “business trips” and coming home smelling like his brothers cologne.

If you didn't say anything she would have left everything for him, instead of spending it and enjoying it on herself.

OP: Hey…I’m not feeling so well..

Rep: I understand. Could you please provide your transaction number?

OP: Don’t think I’m going to make it in today…

Rep: Certainly. In order to best serve you, I will need to confirm your street address.

OP: I’ll keep you updated. Pry just that bug going around. Hoping to feel better tomorrow.

Rep: Are you calling in regard to your recent delivery from Wowza Burger and Poké?

OP: Thank you. Night night.

I just love this thank you for sharing. ❤️

Cave men. We now have thermostats for that. Pee all you’d like, just not on people or outside of a proper setting.

Yeah, you’re pretty much just out for pissing on some unsuspecting woman’s feet. You are a perv and your ex gf has labeled you properly in her phone. Although she really should block you.

This is incredibly cute and wholesome! Happy wedding day!

Omg. Dude. Get yourself some therapy. Not for your kink, because, whatever on that. There are loads of people who are into feet, loads who are into urine, pornhub can confirm. The issue isn’t that you’re into feet. The issue isn’t that you’re into golden showers. For every kink out there, there are people who are more than receptive. The issue, which you are being willfully obtuse about, is that you did NOT have clear and enthusiastic consent. Period. You do NOT get to touch ANYONE without their expressed consent, ever. You don’t get to fulfill your sexual fantasies without the other person being fully onboard with it. What you did was sexual assault. You can continue with your ‘piss is natural’ until your fingers fall off from typing it. You did a thing, that you and only you, received gratification from. Your (ex)girlfriend feels rightfully violated. Until you can seek therapy, in order to fully understand boundaries and consent, never be in a relationship. Actually, just stay away from all persons who have the potential to be a sex partner, because, as of the moment, you’re incapable of understanding what consent means.

Looking forward to seeing this on r/bestofredditorupdates

Start by saying you're sick and calling off

Oh. In my mind, she was spraying

Can I piss on your feet while you sleep?

Cats mark their scent by rubbing their face on the object they want to mark as their own.

Awww congrats it's nice to see a wholesome story from here.

Wtf OP this is amaze, but we also need wedding cake pics tax!!!

>Over the next 3 months she started to get bolder and started to mark every door frame to every apartment and the elevators with her scent

What the fuck OP?

I thought this was going to be you called the wrong guy. Instead of the work line some Uber driver or ex-SO