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Glad my trauma made you laugh 😂

Ahaaaa thanks for this, made me chuckle

OP, you should have been honest in the first place. Non-consensual sexual acts are technically assault and she's probably more angry about your lack of honesty than any issue with the fetish. That aside, you can't force her to like pee play or foot fetish and if she isn't into either, then you have to choose between love and lust.

Hehe. Oops!

Lazy bot, you stole this from u/metalmorian

This is why I try to avoid a public toilet emptying of my cup, I’ve dropped it in my own toilet before, so it makes me nervous about doing it!

This made me chuckle very loudly, thank you.

You owe my brother an eye!

You are a soldier. Brave, strong, resilient. Let's get you get you as our new primeminster. BRITAIN NEEDS YOU.

P.S sorry for the absolute trauma

Maybe you could harness train her and take her a bit further, she’s obviously liking the extra stimulation in her life

Ok PeePee the Clown

I thought this was gonna be the update to the girl that ate cheese pizza and then tried anal for the first time with a guy she met at her friends get together and she shit all over the both of them….

You are clearly not aware of Murphy's law. I saw it coming from a mile away.

I go temporally blue/green colorblind sometimes as a pre-migraine symptom. So gaining and losing color blindness is possible.

Congratulations! I hope you both have a long a happy life together.

I can call out via email, in fact it’s preferred so we have written time stamped confirmation from both staffer and supervisor! And I will use “schedule send” in gmail the night before so I don’t have to wake up

Aww congrats this is too sweet!!!!

Not if she looked through his post history☝️😀

Those feelings are unpleasant because they're meant to spur you to ask her out. You're probably already too late on the uptake but better late than never. You definitely don't want to end up as the guy sobbing while their "best friend" who's also their love interest fucks another guy and you can hear them going at it. If she can't handle your true feelings then she wasn't much of a friend to begin with, only an egomaniac who loves the attention you give her.

Do you own the ambulance?

Hugest congratulations, and so much love to you. You've made me grin xxxx

Definitely worse! And yeah, lesson learnt 😂

Oh Jesus.

I thought this was going to be another blood explosion menstrual cup story!

This is far, far worse.

My kids often forget to flush and I would never pee on their poop!

Your drunk self is truest self. Guess you're always the AH deep down.