Do you not provide a poop knife for your guests?

Cv19 or drama queen ,go to doctor and get checked out instead on reddit for pity poor me shit

People think drink problems are if you can't stop drinking, but it can be anything alcohol related that causes negative consequences. It should go without saying but stop drinking! Alcohol can help turn the best person into a horrible monster, and it's our responsibility not to drink. I also try so hard to please people, to be kind and I geninuely want to help people, but I had to stop drinking as very rarely I'd be a bit mean when drunk, so now out of respect for others and myself I stopped drinking and it's really helped.

It's not to late to meet new people and make a fresh start.

RRRRRRRYYYYyyyyyaaannnn!

"If I licked her foot like a normal person"

If you work from home you don't really have to call in sick..

My period cup would have just gone down with the poo. Horrible for the pipes, sure, but ugh. You're a much stronger person than I, lol.

You do NOT want to understand this comment.

Awwww, how sweet! I wish you guys many happy years together

About as likely to have happened as you touching a living breathing woman that isn't related to you.

I don't know what college you attended, but I don't know many people that had "happy college fun times" from 2020-2022.

Happy for you :)

are you still in college?

You need to watch this video you stupid idiot.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oQbei5JGiT8

Sleeping people cannot give consent to your sexual acts. I hope she presses charges.

> so I figured I should just pound cold medicine and coconut water and get some sleep to try and get in to work today

Eh wtf, why would you try to go into work if you're feeling like that??

And yet, alcohol is legal and weed isn't in most countries. To clarify, I'm not judgemental, I too would become an asshole if I drink too much. Nowadays, I'd only drink a few beers at most.

I wish I could under this comment

Yeah that definitely happened uh huh

One girl, one cup..

> new account

> post outlandish story

Yeah sure, totally legit

What is it with the younger generations having such anxiety about asking a girl out?

You can and will in due time. I was a mean drunk in my 20s, always and usually only when booze was involved. My GF at the time finally told me she didn’t want to go out with my anymore (we had a very active nightlife back then). It took some more years of personal growth until I found my balance.

The aggression was to a large degree based on my insecurities that came up to surface as aggression when I drank booze and thought I was cool. I was not of course.

So don’t stop drinking all together. Drinking is a great social thing and can definitely help shape friendships (ie sharing a beer or three after work with colleagues is a classic way to start a new friendship) but stay away from anything stronger than wine.

You’ll grow up eventually and find the balance. Cheers.

This is more like Chekhov's shit.

Plot Twist: he finds out you have a throwaway account that you actually didn’t throw away for three years, meaning that you are very diligent with secret stuff, shady abilities, may have other dirty secrets, so he ends up divorcing you in two-three more years. Keep us updated!

post history is making points. it might actually be true.