Recent comments in /f/tifu
I_eat_sand_everyday t1_ixyw8vy wrote
Reply to TIFU by removing my period cup by blameitonpatricia
Idk if this will make you feel better but one time I had to pee so bad that I didn’t have time to cover the seat in a public bathroom so I just sat down before realizing somebody had left piss all over the seat and I just sat in a puddle of a strangers cold piss
virstultus t1_ixyw63f wrote
Reply to comment by Ozwentdeaf in TIFU by getting really drunk and losing all my friends by [deleted]
There's a few sentences from your original post that you should show your therapist. It starts with "I'm glad I kept myself distance from them". You might be self sabotaging.
Talk to the therapist about attachment theory if they're into that. It helps me figure out what my emotions are making me do sometimes when my own responses confuse me.
PassionsBite t1_ixyvt6p wrote
You didn't break her trust. There is no way to trust that a person won't love you. Thoughts are not actions. You acted exactly as she expected, as a friend would. You can love a friend extremely dearly without being in love with them. Love doesn't require romance. Be steadfast in your friendship. If you want to pursue and decide to, drop some hints and see if she picks them up. If she doesn't, accept it's not a romantic sort of love. That doesnt make it a love any less important or worthy.
StrawberryKiss2559 t1_ixyvk01 wrote
Congratulations! I love these kind of stories on Reddit 💜🎊💞
Tuga_Lissabon t1_ixyvdlh wrote
OP, some people become really evil when they drink. That's you. Don't drink, you'll hurt and push away friends and family as you've been doing.
And it can and will affect things permanently.
Drunks get some excuse, but depending on what is said, some things can't be unsaid and even drink won't excuse it - because people will know that that's in your mind, and expect you were just hiding it before and drink just brought it up.
I'm sorry for you. Hope you can control it and rebuild friendships.
twcsata t1_ixyuvvn wrote
Reply to comment by DapperConflict1129 in TIFU by trying to call out sick: a fever dream saga. by DreyaNova
Dude, if you don’t want people telling their stories, why the fuck are you even on this sub? Not everything is for pity.
conalfisher t1_ixyuqv1 wrote
Reply to comment by The_Unreliable_94 in TIFUpdate by drunk texting my crush, THREE YEARS LATER! by gigglyfrosting
DAE wife bad???????🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
conalfisher t1_ixyuoa8 wrote
> User Reports
> 1: Abusing all caps. Not ADA compliant
blameitonpatricia OP t1_ixyu9y3 wrote
Reply to comment by FrosTxNoVa420 in TIFU by removing my period cup by blameitonpatricia
*unsee
And unfortunately I do understand the comment 😂
Agreeable-animal t1_ixyu9d6 wrote
Reply to comment by SubstantialEnding in TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot by SubstantialEnding
Does not matter she did not consent to the piss, she did not consent to you liking her feet. She is a person not an object for your sexual gratification. Got it Pee Pee Clown Boy?
blameitonpatricia OP t1_ixyu7a6 wrote
Reply to comment by evilpinkmonkey in TIFU by removing my period cup by blameitonpatricia
Thank you. Mental sanity has taken a hit but the pipes are safe
blameitonpatricia OP t1_ixyu4iq wrote
Reply to comment by lucky_ducker in TIFU by removing my period cup by blameitonpatricia
That’s a good idea 😂
Raichu7 t1_ixytxuc wrote
Reply to comment by omegatotal in TIFU by trying to call out sick: a fever dream saga. by DreyaNova
That’s great if you start feeling sick the day before, but if you wake up feeling sick how were you supposed to have predicted the future?
DreyaNova OP t1_ixythxg wrote
Reply to comment by DapperConflict1129 in TIFU by trying to call out sick: a fever dream saga. by DreyaNova
Wut?
vintagerack t1_ixytbw3 wrote
is this a joke? ew…
XMilkyMoo t1_ixysnjn wrote
Reply to comment by bigCinoce in TIFU by trying to call out sick: a fever dream saga. by DreyaNova
You can be too sick to do your job properly even if contagion isn't a worry. I'd hate to be on a call with a client while loopy from a fever.
Isgortio t1_ixyryub wrote
Reply to comment by Throwaway2756655101 in TIFU BY ACCIDENTALLY GETTING CPS CALLED ON MY PARENTS by Throwaway2756655101
I had the same issue, so I moved 3.5 hours away from my parents. Are you able to do a house share or something?
AccomplishedTackle13 t1_ixyrkg6 wrote
This turned r/tifu into r/MadeMeSmile! Congrats!
Jesse_is_cool t1_ixyr5ya wrote
You should be worrying more about Russian shells round there
FrosTxNoVa420 t1_ixyq8ff wrote
Reply to comment by SpaceWoman80 in TIFU by removing my period cup by blameitonpatricia
Think she meant undo!
Kaishidow t1_ixyp6mx wrote
Ok. I don't give a single fuck
andywalker76 t1_ixyojjn wrote
Reply to TIFU Getting Caught by Pecancreampies
OP, are you karma farming?
phoenixatknight t1_ixyoc7m wrote
Reply to comment by cyanidepancakes in TIFUpdate by drunk texting my crush, THREE YEARS LATER! by gigglyfrosting
Ditto, I expect to see it posted there in 7 days.
butt_soap t1_ixyo7i2 wrote
Reply to TIFU by removing my period cup by blameitonpatricia
The nursing profession in a nutshell
Avlonnic2 t1_ixyx7y1 wrote
Reply to comment by ldawg413 in TIFUpdate by drunk texting my crush, THREE YEARS LATER! by gigglyfrosting
Type ~~ before and after your comment.