Men are born drivers? Tell that to the man who ran me off the road during a snowy drive, and ruined my life

You keep saying that. Obviously it's not just piss. Get help, dude. Peeing on someone without their knowledge or consent is not normal human behavior. It is not okay.

You thought pissing on someone's foot while they were sleeping was a good idea? Were you high?

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Drink piss pee pee clown.

Didn’t matter about flushing too many times after all, right? Lesson learned.

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I LOVE YOU BOTH CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

Better than warm piss…

I really hope they make it work. When people say things like “we’ve had our ups and downs and it wasn’t perfect” that to me could go either way as a red flag or just someone being reflective.

I think in addition to apologizing you should explain just as you have here.

I think you should try and dig up the most honest explanation of your behavior, based on your past, explain it to them inperson and then give them space and say hi in a week or two. Other than that, you'll just have to see how things go.

Touchibg one's own poo is disgusting, this must be 10x more awful. I feel your pain

oof..

Oh mono is rough. I got it in high school and it was basically like sleepwalking/paralysis. Most of the solution after medicine was lots of sleeping, so that part was nice.

As a man this is a moment to attempt to sawblade the poop with pee

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Just remember that the wedding itself is not even 1% of what it means to be married.

People have forgotten that these days. I'm rooting for you guys though, you seem wholesomr fron what little info u have been able to read in both posts.

I once called out twice because I couldn't remember having called out. I was loopy on cough syrup and sounding drunk told my boss "I just need one more day" thankfully they knew I was sick and we all laughed about it. Hope you're already feeling better

Please do yourself a favor and invest in some heavy duty gloves. It's much better to fish something out of a clogged toilet than to have that toilet overflow and spew sewage

Being a dumb kid at one point in my life, I've learned not to flush random objects. Thankfully I learned this with a clean and empty toilet

Right now you feel guilty and ashamed for sharing how you're feeling. That's not normal or healthy. Talking to a therapist will help you learn to not feel guilty for having emotions. Itll make you feel less alone. You'll have people on your side.

It is expensive but if your parents truly love you (assuming they can afford it) they'll want to do whatever they can to save your life. Because that's what depression is- its a fight for your life.

If you can't/don't want to go to therapy I'd suggest at least reading up on DBT skills (coping mechanisms), thought reframing (a DBT skill) and maybe shadow work (self therapy).

Please be safe and don't be afraid to reach out.

My husband said when he first kissed me, he thought he had food poisoning the way his stomach was fluttering and hurting. Turns out it was love.

~thanks!~

…hmmm

Do another COVID test in 3-4 days.

Oh noooo. Idk of its better or worse that it was cold.

That will require a big cake, a tiny font, or both.