If your parents don't let you move back when your bf hits you, they can burn.

Thanks fellow penis possessor.

yes, not really bad but he did.

Times like this determine if you are a man or a boy.

Sorry for disappointing you :) Hopefully you got a little laugh out of it, if nothing else

This comment is probably better than my post tbf :D

Thought I might as well give people a pit-stop amidst the more serious stuff

what do you mean by "abusive"? did he hit you?

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Not a fuck up, just a happy accident by the lil kitty. Cats usually need the back feet on something to get that initial push when going potty and it was confused about its legs hanging.

she is using social media posts to triangulate her feelings. you are interpreting social media posts about feelings. both of you are displaying the emotional depth of teenagers. best not to engage.

If this fuckup is noteworthy to you, then you have either a pitiful memory or an enviable life.

I hope you’ll find a safe place to stay, OP :( I can’t understand your ex boyfriend. Hell, everyone deserves breaks, that includes people who are not currently employed. You can’t be expected to be writing applications 24/7 without taking a break inbetween.

I was (and currently still am) actively searching for a job.

Also a penis owner but:

They are cups/disks inserted into the vagina that collect the blood. Some have auto dump features that allow you to drain them without removing. Some don’t. But they are reusable so one never need to buy period products again.

You contact your parents with humbleness. You say I'm sorry, you were right. You ask for forgiveness. Maybe they will help you. It's very possible they were just waiting for you to find this out.

If not, you aren't any worse off for having tried.

Go everywhere you know about and ask for a job. Don't sit around when its daylight. Get cleaned up, get dressed and go out all day. Go out and ask every place for a job until you get one. At night, put in online applications.

Turn off cable, Netflix, hulu, prime. Find out how to use antenna television.

When you get money coming in, some has to be saved to get your own place.

Thanks! Ill look into it!

Are you working? If yes, he is an asshole. If no, and you are not actively searching for employment or assistance then you are the asshole.

Imagine the roles switched and the optics of coming home after your second job and he is sitting on the couch.

I sighed at the title and had to click the notification

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Your perspective on this is wrong.

You didn't fuck up.

If I didn't REALLY like this amp, I would, but with my luck I'd be back with a TIFU and a picture of a blown-up output transistor.

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I read that as... 'Call a 5th time and just sneeze'

lmfao

Reading this gave me cringe shivers