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Too long, didn’t record

If you need to scream bloody murder to the point that the police get involved just to have a good time in bed, there are deeper problems at bay lol.

Unlike you, I don’t make comments on things I don’t know shit about 😘

Edit: your downvotes are just proving me right. Ladies and gents, if your girl is screaming during sex, I hate to break it to you but she’s faking it. Denial is a powerful force I guess. But whatever, continue believing it until you end up with an std from the guy who’s actually fucking her good lmao

Tell us you’re having boring sex without telling us you’re having boring sex…

Some women are just very vocal, and sometimes these women make sounds that are very primal. It's just part of the experience of having sex with these kinds of women.

Don't listen to these nerds

why did you even go? OP sounds like a b

Task failed successfully. Seriously, I bet that dude couldn't be more relieved.

That’s a new gatekeeper 😂

Yes. That "oh yeah, oh yeah" nonsense is so off-putting. Just do you, because that is the person your partner wants to see.

Yo, I don’t think your realize how disgusting your production sounds when you tell that story. Like, legitimately bad for humanity. I’m glad you did not record that man at his emotional low to show to however many millions of people.

This. Get over yourself, OP. No one is impressed.

...just without the chair or cool hair.

“taking too much weed”

You’re young so I’m just gonna tell you what all young girls who are sexually active need to know: stop making pornstar noises. It’s unnecessary and ultimately ends up sounding like you’re faking it…. Because that’s what porn stars do. They’re acting because their work is a performance

No one should ever use porn as a guide for how their sex life should be. It’s ACTING

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Go into therapy like “have I mentioned that I’m homosexual not just today, but consistently?”

Honestly I feel like this was a good thing, people watching others breaking down is pretty shitty.

Just stop hanging with him and his family?😭 problem solved. If they invite you places, make excuses.

Even if you didn't intend for it to happen, it's the fact that it happened. And I'm pretty sure the reason why you won't confess is because you'll lose your job for lying. But that's ok, I believe in karma and it will indeed get you for this.

That's the fucked up world we live in. Nowadays people only care about themselves and only themselves and think they're so perfect that they can do no wrong.

Saaaaaame

screw them for exploiting a person's feelings and emotions, I for one am glad you didn't push the record button, these directors and producers have no souls......

So, ex bf wasnt wrong at all? Only the yelling part.

Seems like you redid the old Maxell adds.

… Yikes