Recent comments in /f/tifu
orio-s OP t1_iy4lgb1 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by hanging out with my ex. by orio-s
I know, I have realized that. I will be keeping space. I just feel really bad for his new girlfriend. Even though his intentions may not had been bad I feel like the fact that he hid him being in a new relationship was almost asking for a situation to start
pogiguy2020 t1_iy4lenj wrote
Reply to comment by throwingfast144 in TIFU by asking my best friend out by throwingfast144
right down the road as in should have walked it or took an Uber/Lyft
pogiguy2020 t1_iy4lbi0 wrote
Reply to comment by throwingfast144 in TIFU by asking my best friend out by throwingfast144
The toughest thing possible. Its called the truth if you are man enough. tell her you had sex with your ex because you still have feelings for her.
You cannot undead someone so just stop driving when drunk. There are Uber/Lyfts etc
Ocean_Spice t1_iy4l7bb wrote
Why the fuck are you being racist and hitting little girls?
MortenaSmithF432 OP t1_iy4l4to wrote
Reply to comment by MrProtegy in TIFU by not impulsively spending $135 by MortenaSmithF432
Believe me, I know. This was a massive FU on my part. He hasn’t replied to any of my texts yet, but he’s read them all.
Plarzoid t1_iy4l0zx wrote
Thats rough, for sure.
It may not be a tear, but could be a hemorrhoid, which is an extended, burst blood vessel caused by pushing too hard. They can bleed a lot, but often aren't terribly painful. They're also easy to re-aggrivate and can recurr.
You should use a mirror, have a trusted loved one, or even a doctor check you out, for proper treatment.
Better safe than sorry, when it's your bum.
Yivanna t1_iy4kyq9 wrote
1st America has no offical language. If you think anyone has to speak anything you must have missed the 'land of the free' part during your indoctrination. 2nd you should be in prison. I am glad they are cutting you off and don't try to justify your racist and child abusing behavior.
Ill-Werewolf6896 t1_iy4khcm wrote
Sounds like an anal fissure. Good luck!
MrProtegy t1_iy4kgkh wrote
Why in the world would you wait??! $135 is practically nothing. Even IF he didn’t want it you could easily resell it to make your money back, although I highly doubt he wouldn’t have wanted it!
Well lesson learned, don’t second guess yourself next time!
magnetic_mystic t1_iy4k9j2 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by telling my therapist’s partner that he had gorgeous eyes by katecolbras
Exactly. This is why there are rules about these things for mental health providers.
To me, it's less harmful to say, "oh, yeah my partner is a soccer guy too. So I know how consuming it can be," than it is that OPs therapy time has been used to discuss the therapists personal life to any extent.
Otfd t1_iy4k26p wrote
Reply to comment by Novel-One-9447 in TIFU by hanging out with my ex. by orio-s
How? She went as a friend, and was put on blast by his mom and rightly felt very awkward.
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How is she at fault for that? Personally, I don't think she should've went, but she isn't a B for going in the slightest.
RefrigeratorFit599 t1_iy4jzzk wrote
I believe the uncomfortable situation was about the shared hobbies. This indicates that your therapist has mentioned about a hobby that the guy likes and you just caught him out of nowhere and mentioned that you know about your shared hobbies. I would also be uncomfortable if my therapist girlfriend was sharing my personal life with her clients.
Otfd t1_iy4jwds wrote
Reply to comment by Willis13j in TIFU by hanging out with my ex. by orio-s
Totally agree.
Outside of certain situations, it should be pretty easy to step away from a relationship and end the friendship. Otherwise, you invite more pain, confusion, and slower healing.
[deleted] t1_iy4jkqc wrote
Reply to TIFU by asking my best friend out by throwingfast144
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AcrobaticSource3 t1_iy4jg4p wrote
Wait, so the boys are planning to do a kissing booth and you should try it out? Like, you should pay then $1 to kiss them?
AcrobaticSource3 t1_iy4j7em wrote
I guess there were no prunes in the Thanksgiving meal
[deleted] t1_iy4j2p4 wrote
Reply to comment by magnetic_mystic in TIFU by telling my therapist’s partner that he had gorgeous eyes by katecolbras
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AcrobaticSource3 t1_iy4itfh wrote
> this is America, and we speak English here
And
> blabbers on in Korean
And
> slapping her on the face
You’re lucky you created this account 2 minutes ago to post this story and that it’s not easily connected to you, because I know where you were on January 6, 2021
Outzer t1_iy4irun wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by getting in trouble with the police during sex by ButterflyMountain656
3 days ago she was fingered for the first time. Today she had so rough sex using toys that the neighbors called the cops.
Seems very legit...
StarStruckSocks t1_iy4i7jn wrote
I'm sorry man, but this is on you. You should NEVER touch a kid in that manner. I don't care how "light" you think you're hitting them, a light slap is still a slap. Even worse is the fact it's someone else's relative. Do not lay your hands on a child.
barrycarter t1_iy4i4pk wrote
I think you need to edit your TL;DR to include the fact you slapped a little girl in the face, because that's the part of the story that stuck out to me.
AcrobaticSource3 t1_iy4i2as wrote
Reply to comment by Outzer in TIFU by getting in trouble with the police during sex by ButterflyMountain656
Trying to build an audience for OF pages (see OP’s post history)
Beneficial_Tough3345 t1_iy4hufl wrote
Reply to comment by OkVolume1 in TIFU by eating thanksgiving leftovers and rushing while doing number 2 by Burstmyanus
Extra lube how gross
AcrobaticSource3 t1_iy4hu7e wrote
Reply to comment by ummmm--no in TIFU by asking my best friend out by throwingfast144
I was hoping for a Telenovela, much more dramatic
s_ox t1_iy4li6t wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying to get an immigrant to speak english in America by [deleted]
Hmm you fucked up because you think it is essential for her to speak English when it’s not necessary. You need to re evaluate your thoughts and actions on this. You should probably mind your own business and not meddle in the choice of language of an adult.