Recent comments in /f/tifu
HonestSmoke6182 OP t1_iy6vkv8 wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by venting too far by HonestSmoke6182
I know, changing from PC from paper the day of the test is pretty crappy
Aminar14 t1_iy6utm8 wrote
Reply to comment by sudo999 in TIFU by not poking around under the hood by Nice-Violinist-6395
Then it would taste like delicious delicious Nintendo Switch Cartridges.
katecolbras OP t1_iy6upea wrote
Reply to comment by magnetic_mystic in TIFU by telling my therapist’s partner that he had gorgeous eyes by katecolbras
Oh whack yeah she introduced me as her client
startboofing t1_iy6t5vx wrote
Reply to comment by heartsinthebyline in TIFU by sanitizing my dick while masturbating by sanitizer_boi
Definitely a mental thing, my partner and I just wash up before and go to town. I’m already putting those parts in my mouth, so if a hand goes in my mouth it’s all the same to me. Different strokes for different folks, as they say.
Groundbreaking-Box20 t1_iy6sezx wrote
Reply to TIFU by probably outing a colleague by anonloserdude
Holy shit going to HR is such an insanely bad idea
NerdHerder77 t1_iy6s6vg wrote
Reply to TIFU by not taking the qtip out of my ear by Okepolo
Your first mistake is sticking anything in your ear other than ear buds. Ears are self-cleaning. As long as you get the outer cup and lobes clean with soap and water 4-7 times a week, you need not touch the inside.
[deleted] OP t1_iy6r2e4 wrote
Reply to TIFU by not taking my time while manscaping by [deleted]
r/TIF instead of r/TIFU
Talathia t1_iy6qxio wrote
I highly recommend a panini press.
el_cul t1_iy6qls5 wrote
Reply to TIFU by hanging out with my ex. by orio-s
People are fucking crazy.
In this specific episode in order: mother, OP, exbf.
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dustyrags t1_iy6oqyg wrote
Reply to comment by sudo999 in TIFU by not poking around under the hood by Nice-Violinist-6395
Nope, I canceled after they called me.
[deleted] t1_iy6o1v9 wrote
Reply to TIFU by not taking the qtip out of my ear by Okepolo
You most likely ruptured your eardrum, have fun with that.
sudo999 t1_iy6nq1a wrote
Reply to comment by ThePresidentsNipples in TIFU by not poking around under the hood by Nice-Violinist-6395
Stupid question, why doesn't the manufacturer put Bitrex in the wires?
UpsetKittyCat t1_iy6nklw wrote
Oof, dude I'm a chick but your title alone made me cross my legs I'm discomfort!
sudo999 t1_iy6nkjk wrote
Reply to comment by dustyrags in TIFU by not poking around under the hood by Nice-Violinist-6395
AAA only pays them if they actually send someone out. They probably got the call, said "Oh, but we already sent someone!" to get their payout, and immediately notified you that they were sending someone.
sudo999 t1_iy6n4dd wrote
Protip, always ask the tow truck driver to poke around. They've seen more mechanical issues than you have guaranteed. Last week the shifter in my boyfriend's car went totally slack - the stick would move but it wouldn't leave park. He freaked out, thinking it was his transmission, worried he would have to pay a fortune. When he called the tow truck driver, he looked underneath the car, saw that the bolt on the linkage had sheared off, jury-rigged it back together just well enough to throw it in neutral and get it on the tow truck, and my boyfriend was able to walk into the mechanic already knowing exactly what was wrong with it. Ended up only paying an hour of labor and a $20 part.
Needlepeen1 t1_iy6mqug wrote
Reply to comment by pabstblueribbin in TIFU by not taking my time while manscaping by [deleted]
Heh cocky
Sketchy_Stew t1_iy6lgif wrote
Reply to comment by insufferableninja in TIFU by not poking around under the hood by Nice-Violinist-6395
Glad I'm not the only one who was worried about that haha
aussie_nub t1_iy6lebi wrote
Reply to comment by Double-Compote6552 in TIFU by hanging out with my ex. by orio-s
She'd be better off blocking him. Then she doesn't need to make excuses. Just move on for real.
Lowyota88 t1_iy6lcw4 wrote
Reply to comment by Nice-Violinist-6395 in TIFU by not poking around under the hood by Nice-Violinist-6395
I've fixed wiring on the same 16 rav 4 three different times this fall, twice at the transmission connector and once at the throttle body.
aussie_nub t1_iy6lc7r wrote
Reply to comment by Pristine_Ad5229 in TIFU by hanging out with my ex. by orio-s
My friends were talking to my first ex for agessss. Like ages after I moved interstate (like 1700kms away). They may well still talk to her... but I wouldn't know. I don't really talk to them anymore and you can probably work out why.
100redonions t1_iy6l7x9 wrote
Reply to TIFU by not taking the qtip out of my ear by Okepolo
Your hair is NOT the problem here....
Nice-Violinist-6395 OP t1_iy6l5ln wrote
Reply to comment by Lowyota88 in TIFU by not poking around under the hood by Nice-Violinist-6395
Yeah, I’m bringing it to the service place before we go away this weekend (just in case), but since it’s only a couple years old and I took it in just a month or two ago for standard maintenance, hopefully rats didn’t fully set up shop in in one weekend lol
dustyrags t1_iy6l4a5 wrote
Reply to comment by insufferableninja in TIFU by not poking around under the hood by Nice-Violinist-6395
Oh, of course I did! It was going to take an hour, but 6 minutes after I called them I figured it out, and 7 minutes after I called them they called me to say the truck was almost there.
The ONE TIME the damn tow truck shows up quick…
HonestSmoke6182 OP t1_iy6vnhh wrote
Reply to comment by fliguana in TIFU by venting too far by HonestSmoke6182
But other have to be an ass to me