Recent comments in /f/tifu
Grizzly489 OP t1_iy7ikzd wrote
Reply to comment by Cool_Dark_Place in TIFU by covering my demented grandmother in sex lube. by Grizzly489
Obviously! The sandwich maker and vacuums won't be here til after Christmas, so I'm glad I jad a plan B in my back pocket! Oh, that reminds me- Plan B!
Grizzly489 OP t1_iy7icru wrote
Reply to comment by ThatKaleidoscope8736 in TIFU by covering my demented grandmother in sex lube. by Grizzly489
She got a pair of iridescent tumbler cups that's she's been eyeing for months, a forever rose, and 2 VIP 2nd row tickets to her favorite comedian. The lube was the throw-away part of the gift. Wasn't integral to the story...
Grizzly489 OP t1_iy7i5bd wrote
Reply to comment by fenriq in TIFU by covering my demented grandmother in sex lube. by Grizzly489
I'm a CNA with dementia patients, this true story is actually pretty mild compared to many I could tell! But this one's personal and doesn't violate HIPAA.
Grizzly489 OP t1_iy7hvnb wrote
Reply to comment by Panda180602 in TIFU by covering my demented grandmother in sex lube. by Grizzly489
I got it for me (us, but me! Lol), but it's getting thrown in with the rest of her gift, just because I'm a guy and we do stupid shit like that and think it's funny, idk... it's the gag/joke part of the gift, but it's something we (I) would enjoy. Not now though! Bad memories...
Grizzly489 OP t1_iy7hm70 wrote
Reply to comment by Neriek in TIFU by covering my demented grandmother in sex lube. by Grizzly489
Just added it to my calander for Dec 31 at 10 PM! I promise to update before the ball drops. It's probably be less exciting, though. Awkward for me and my mom and grandpa. My dad's already laughing about it though. And my grandma just yelled "Oh no!" when an old WW2 TV show played a radio message about President Roosevelt passing away, so... I'm not exactly worried about her holding a grudge!
Grizzly489 OP t1_iy7h3k0 wrote
Reply to comment by TuckerCarlsonsOhface in TIFU by covering my demented grandmother in sex lube. by Grizzly489
You aren't wrong, though...
Grizzly489 OP t1_iy7h16w wrote
Reply to comment by Mlkbird14 in TIFU by covering my demented grandmother in sex lube. by Grizzly489
"her" was in quotes because that was more of a gift to myself. But since that detail of the story is what you want elaborated... as I said,, that was part of her gift. I also got her a forever rose, a couple of iridescent tumbler cups that she always takes off the shelf and calls cute, but puts back on the shelf, and 2 2nd row VIP seats to her favorite Trevor Noah next November. I know how to gift give, I just wanted to keep the story about my fuck up instead of my strengths 💪
Thick_Stomach86 t1_iy7gqa9 wrote
Reply to TIFU by hanging out with my ex. by orio-s
Ok im a lil different to most. If you have no support/family etc, it can be hard to let go of an ex's family. I think you need to have a convo with your ex and be honest about your feelings. Your feelings about him but that u get it's over and about his family. If he has a new gf and u r truly supportive, great! When his family invites you, try saying "oh are "ex bf name" and "new gf name" coming? It would be great to see them!" That's the best sort of support. Do u get along with his new gf?
Lastly maybe think why u r friends still. Do u wanna stay friends with the hope of reuniting in time? Or just because u enjoy the friendship? If it's just for the friendship, u need to champion his cause and his choices.... particularly with his family.
Good luck!
fenriq t1_iy7ga0l wrote
This totally happened. For reals.
[deleted] t1_iy7f3jf wrote
Reply to comment by Panda180602 in TIFU by covering my demented grandmother in sex lube. by Grizzly489
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Cool_Dark_Place t1_iy7exw2 wrote
Reply to comment by ThatKaleidoscope8736 in TIFU by covering my demented grandmother in sex lube. by Grizzly489
Lol...sounds like he may have been trying to work his own Christmas present into the equation...
"Hey babe..umm..you think now you might let me try to do it...you know...that way?"
Panda180602 t1_iy7esa8 wrote
Why is her in quotes?
TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_iy7eou6 wrote
Reply to comment by Mlkbird14 in TIFU by covering my demented grandmother in sex lube. by Grizzly489
Probably because they would love it if the women they’re dating bought them sex toys for gifts.
Dazzarik t1_iy7ed0h wrote
This is true love right here
other_usernames_gone t1_iy7e558 wrote
Reply to comment by sudo999 in TIFU by not poking around under the hood by Nice-Violinist-6395
Or use a not soy based coating, a plastic based one instead
Neriek t1_iy7dc6a wrote
I can't wait for the follow up to this 🤣
Mlkbird14 t1_iy7da77 wrote
Why do men always think sex toys or sex items are good gifts for someone you're dating? Words to the wise, women don't need sex gifts. They can buy their own toys.
ThatKaleidoscope8736 t1_iy7d6ak wrote
I can't believe you got your girlfriend lube for Christmas.
anon13243546576 t1_iy7crnh wrote
What in the hell lol
Acrobatic_Grass_1457 t1_iy7bu81 wrote
Reply to TIFU By asking how my boyfriend is doing by lexifirds
Find a womens shelter, or beg your family or friends (even if they’re not super close you never know who will help out), just get back on your feet. Also Couchsurfing is an app I’ve heard of people can host you but I havent looked much into it.
Lymantria24 t1_iy79s4q wrote
You should watch some basic cooking tutorials on YouTube and when you do recipes, try those with video descriptions. Makes many things much easier
Key-Reason-564 t1_iy77bcg wrote
Is this you Ryan ?
[deleted] OP t1_iy779uc wrote
Reply to comment by fliguana in TIFU By Attempting to Overcome Food Anxiety amd Accidentally Ingesting a Toxin by [deleted]
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Isgortio t1_iy7708d wrote
Reply to comment by After-Imagination947 in TIFU by not impulsively spending $135 by MortenaSmithF432
There's loads of us :D
illessen t1_iy7in0j wrote
Reply to comment by BurningHuman in TIFU by not poking around under the hood by Nice-Violinist-6395
Insurance will say it’s not enough damage to go past the deductible…