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Clearly I was triggered 😂

Those sound like great gifts. Sorry about your grandma.

Super cute!

But I only use soap before taking a shower so im all clean afterwards and no sign of soap around my d

Word of warning: If you keep it up, the skin on your member will get dry and cracked as soap dries out the skin. You'll also at some point get soap in your urethra and have a few days of painful urination until it heals.

It's always better to use a lubricant or lotion unless you're into that sort of thing.

Real slick indeed!!!

It would have to completely choke off the intake for it to starve the motor for air. I don’t see that being possible considering most factory, unmodified cars have an air box with a filter panel that would be too large for a stuffed up paper towel to affect. It could definitely obstruct airflow but I highly doubt it would choke it off completely.

There is still air inside the motor when it’s shut off so it should at least fire a few times before getting choked out/starved for air.

I mean at least she got rid of the silicone stuff. So now you can buy water based my friend. Less likely to infections and issues on her part as well as no issues with deteriorating any toys you guys may use.

Glad everything turned out okay. My wife made me a grilled cheese for dinner last night. Was fantastic.

As far as practicing some meals, if you're open to suggestions, I'd say try a crock pot. There are a large variety of meals you can work with, and due to the nature of their prep/cooking times, they tend to be lower risk and less complex. The foods you can make with them though... whoo!

..... dang. I want another grilled cheese.... anyhoo. Wish you the best!

This happened with me, we broke up and I moved across the country (USA). I moved back and don’t talk to any of them 😂

Tbf, Taylor Swift is, uh, the guilty pleasure for a lot of guys.

Her music is damn catchy okay, don't blame us!

>my gf asks him to poke around for a second

That took an unexpected turn, not gonna lie.

Ya. Delete the app

You cut yo nut.

Why does this remind me of the Sims lol

Real slick my friend.

You’re honestly lightyears ahead of your peers and I’m proud of you for being an honest and down to earth person. I don’t think you messed up that bad, it was a learning curve you both endured. It’s worth noting that she’ll probably attempt to control who is in his life, one by one she’ll make comments and make him decide. Hopefully that doesn’t happen but if it does, I hope he bails.

TLDR: you didn’t fuck up, you’re a genuine person-rare creature

Sounds like a conspiracy by the big reality cooking show guys.

Well you did just face your big fear, eating something that could make you sick. You'll see it's not as bad as you thought, nothing to be so scared of :)

It's the sound you make when you cum

Dating since late August, yes. But we've been best friends for 3 years and working together for 5. Knew each other casually (small town Wisconsin) for about 15 years. She's been "Wife" in my phone for years now and it's not at all sarcastic anymore, as new as the actual romantic part may be.

Dating three months and you're buying her all that?! My fiance should take some notes 😂😂

I'm drinking in the garage with my dad, laughing about it right now... but still feel like it's a dream I'll wake up from. My girlfriend is picking me up soon because I can't spend the night and face my grandpa again in the morning. Like... this is my life now. I'm the grandma luber of the family.

Me who uses soap as lube, its not only a great lube but my dick really gets clean after that