stoner moment.

Ah, you meant the post.

This isn't an advice sub either.

There were 3 questions marks. At least.

And it’s not posted literally anywhere else. I expected hate because I’ve been in the sub a long time. But I also know that this is the only sub I’ve found that gets a lot of feedback and people who would be well versed in things like phone look up, cashapp, and their visceral hate for spammers.

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you’re a fucking piece of shit go admit yourself somewhere

None of those were questions.

Genuine questions. I’m not willing to share any of my info here. Reddit is the only anonymous forum I have ever dabbled with, and TIFU is my favorite sub with my real account.

Obviously ads are cross posted and worked. This isn’t.

You didn't cover anything in lube, she did. You bought the bottles, that's all.

It's crazy, right?

"It's not bad because there's no evidence"

🚩🚩🚩🚩

A one hour old account. Really bad fiction.

You gonna eat pineapple?

Notice the bit where physical abuse is not ok because it leaves marks?

Not because, you know, it's abuse? No, no the real problem is leaving evidence of your abuse where other people might see it.

So many red flags, if this were a soccer match the field would be empty.

Only the strongest people willingly stay in abusive relationships.

Give your friend an opportunity to forgive you. Frame it as a mistake which it was. Connect with the woman b4 get written /recorded consent that it wasn’t rape by talking about how drunk you all were etc etc.

Or just live with the fact that your buddy is raising your child lol.

Sowed seeds and all that.

Yeah, but I gather he already knows he's the asshole.

At least, I fucking hope he does. There's losing your temper, and there's violently pinning a trauma victim against a wall and trying to pull her top off. Like... what the fuck??

Not even subtly disguised as a weird ad.

It's so fucking easy to bump a qtip in your ear for some goddamn reason. I did it once. It feels horrific.

Sucks but it's a lesson learned. You won't let it happen a second time.

Yeah well, I won't be moving back. My sister lived here before me and mum moved over after. It's 12 years since I moved here and I've bought a house here.

Oh because a friendship based on lies is so effin great. I’d get that off my chest so fast.

She can claim that but it’s pretty fucking hard if she doesn’t remember and you’re the one to be up front about it first.

Geez… if that’s legit, and I hate to give this advice, say nothing. If you say something, you’ll absolutely be ruining his relationship, your friendship, etc. It MIGHT come out in the future, but you could just as easily say you don’t remember anything either - you were drinking heavily too. I hate giving really unethical advice but this honestly sounds like one of those rare situations where letting sleeping dogs lie might be the best thing for everyone.

That would be my plan, yes.

No, because this story is made up.

yeah you’re actually right. I have never lost my temper while someone is crying about their trauma and then perpetuated it further. I’m sure many of us “hating” have never gone out of our way to slut shame a victim of abuse. oh yeah and then claiming we “love” them yet screaming at them when they cry.

> If you are physically abusive, that's a different story altogether

> I grabbed her and pinned her against the wall, and I started yanking her tank top and I yelled at her

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