Recent comments in /f/tifu
No-Block6771 t1_iyafsb8 wrote
Reply to comment by DylansDeadly in Tifu by losing a condom by [deleted]
Yeah... Not usually my job to throw them away
No-Block6771 t1_iyafj5k wrote
Reply to comment by Moosebuckets in Tifu by losing a condom by [deleted]
Well the disposal of condoms is not usually my job so I didn't think about it
DylansDeadly t1_iyafek4 wrote
Reply to Tifu by losing a condom by [deleted]
If your parents know and told you to house sit together, they know you're having sex.
If you're using protection, your parents shouldn't be mad. It's better than raising a kid.
Just be more quickly about disposing of a used condom. Throw it away, it's gross to just leave it sitting out.
Moosebuckets t1_iyaf5me wrote
Reply to Tifu by losing a condom by [deleted]
Why are you keeping condoms like they’re something special?THROW THEM OUT
thegenzfarmer t1_iyaf5ij wrote
Reply to TIFU by sharing old memory with elder brother by B45b
I definitely thought this was headed in the incest direction
FinanialPhras t1_iyaehxg wrote
Reply to comment by z-eldapin in TIFU by losing my temper at my needy, emotionally fragile girlfriend by [deleted]
if you can’t control yourself and your actions over something she went through.
feetsfoots t1_iyaea54 wrote
Reply to comment by SillyWillyPickaDilly in TIFU by starting a small business by [deleted]
Thank you, I think… 🙃
okcafe t1_iyae67p wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by losing my temper at my needy, emotionally fragile girlfriend by [deleted]
idk how to tell you this man but it doesn’t make someone a loser to breakup with an abusive partner
SillyWillyPickaDilly t1_iyae28n wrote
Reply to TIFU by starting a small business by [deleted]
No, this isn’t an advice sub. And spammers can go to hell.
But if they ever brightened my day or made me laugh I might have a different attitude. There’s some lonely fool out there who needs you! Just be careful. And charge more than a dollar. FFS.
purplestatue t1_iyad5rk wrote
Reply to TIFU by sharing old memory with elder brother by B45b
Sounds more like your friend f’ed up, but that’s mortifying for you to go through omg
proteinisking t1_iyacst5 wrote
Reply to comment by Useful_Experience423 in TIFU By Sleeping w/ Friend’s GF by [deleted]
Something to brighten up your day:
>Chuck Norris' car keys have killed many a man.
This joke is from chucknorris.io.
Useful_Experience423 t1_iyacrmz wrote
Reply to TIFU By Sleeping w/ Friend’s GF by [deleted]
I think you need to come clean with your friend. I know it’s scary, but do you have any idea how soul-crushed he’ll be when he finds out what kind of woman he’s with, that his kid might not be his - or yours! - and you, his friend, just turned the other way and let him live in a house of cards raising possibly your kid?
Do the right thing and come clean. I really don’t think you could be prosecuted for rape. She doesn’t remember (or lied and said that) and there’s no evidence. Even if the baby is yours it’s not indicative of rape, just sex.
KB7470 t1_iyacl1a wrote
Reply to TIFU by sharing old memory with elder brother by B45b
Your friend needs rehab. Who tells a story like that in front of someone’s BROTHER. Seriously.
[deleted] OP t1_iyac6qy wrote
Reply to comment by SadArm4678 in TIFU by losing my temper at my needy, emotionally fragile girlfriend by [deleted]
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SadArm4678 t1_iyac5qy wrote
They all say they'll never do it again. Always. They do. You will. You can tell by your title you will. You are disgusting and I hope she comes to her senses before you abuse her again.
Upstairs-Wheel-8995 t1_iyac21o wrote
Reply to TIFU by sharing old memory with elder brother by B45b
Your bro now knows you a ho
proteinisking t1_iyabr3w wrote
Reply to comment by RissoldeChocolate in TIFU by losing my temper at my needy, emotionally fragile girlfriend by [deleted]
Something to brighten up your day:
>Chuck Norris loves to plant tubes of springing snakes in bodies to be autopsied.
This joke is from chucknorris.io.
proteinisking t1_iyabqpf wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by losing my temper at my needy, emotionally fragile girlfriend by [deleted]
Something to brighten up your day:
>its not global warming,its Chuck Norris working out
This joke is from chucknorris.io.
proteinisking t1_iyabqgc wrote
Reply to comment by shadesofwolves in TIFU by losing my temper at my needy, emotionally fragile girlfriend by [deleted]
Something to brighten up your day:
>Life is like a brutal Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. It's more spectacular than you will ever know.
This joke is from chucknorris.io.
shadesofwolves t1_iyabmx1 wrote
Reply to comment by RissoldeChocolate in TIFU by losing my temper at my needy, emotionally fragile girlfriend by [deleted]
> After a while, the sound of her nonstop crying really pissed me off. I grabbed her and pinned her against the wall, and I started yanking her tank top and I yelled at her
> mild insignificant shit
Tell me to leave my house more again, that'll really hammer home your defence of abuse while also being abusive. Real next level shit right there.
[deleted] OP t1_iyabh7h wrote
Reply to comment by okcafe in TIFU by losing my temper at my needy, emotionally fragile girlfriend by [deleted]
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RissoldeChocolate t1_iyab0qz wrote
Reply to comment by shadesofwolves in TIFU by losing my temper at my needy, emotionally fragile girlfriend by [deleted]
Keep calling abuse the most mild insignificant shit. Leave your house more, maybe you'll learn that leaving someone that trully cares about you just because they acted wrongly once is not a good idea.
Interesting_Put_33 t1_iyaau0e wrote
I don't if I'd call what you did cheating. But you both definitely suck at communication lol
feetsfoots t1_iyaajuo wrote
Reply to comment by shadesofwolves in TIFU by starting a small business by [deleted]
Ope. Is that a rule? I always see people giving advice and talking people through their fuck ups. But honestly, maybe it’s a boring fuck up! 😂
Septimore t1_iyafu69 wrote
Reply to comment by Moosebuckets in Tifu by losing a condom by [deleted]
IMMIADITELY after sex, or snuggle. Take it with you when you leave the room. Ffs.