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DylansDeadly t1_iyafek4 wrote

If your parents know and told you to house sit together, they know you're having sex.

If you're using protection, your parents shouldn't be mad. It's better than raising a kid.

Just be more quickly about disposing of a used condom. Throw it away, it's gross to just leave it sitting out.

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SillyWillyPickaDilly t1_iyae28n wrote

No, this isn’t an advice sub. And spammers can go to hell.

But if they ever brightened my day or made me laugh I might have a different attitude. There’s some lonely fool out there who needs you! Just be careful. And charge more than a dollar. FFS.

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Useful_Experience423 t1_iyacrmz wrote

I think you need to come clean with your friend. I know it’s scary, but do you have any idea how soul-crushed he’ll be when he finds out what kind of woman he’s with, that his kid might not be his - or yours! - and you, his friend, just turned the other way and let him live in a house of cards raising possibly your kid?

Do the right thing and come clean. I really don’t think you could be prosecuted for rape. She doesn’t remember (or lied and said that) and there’s no evidence. Even if the baby is yours it’s not indicative of rape, just sex.

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shadesofwolves t1_iyabmx1 wrote

> After a while, the sound of her nonstop crying really pissed me off. I grabbed her and pinned her against the wall, and I started yanking her tank top and I yelled at her

> mild insignificant shit

Tell me to leave my house more again, that'll really hammer home your defence of abuse while also being abusive. Real next level shit right there.

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