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Yup!

Legally yes, but honestly that's gross. The difference between those ages is significant.

That’s a fucking predator right there

Counter offer: 2 cans of pineapple juice for a week, plus homemade french toast with maple syrup for dinner afterwards. I just prefer pineapple juice.

Oh no I was very sober at the time. I also did set a timer, just that by that point it was already burnt to a crisp. I guess my oven is really good at keeping in odours though cause I was in the kitchen the whole time and didn’t notice until it was too late

use a period god damn

How high were you at this point?

"You don't throw a bong, kid"

This quote sounds relevant, not sure if it is though..

Onto my actual 2 cents..

Rule#420 Timers, timers, TIMERS! I was a stoner and a chef for a long time. We've all burnt things. Timers are our friends. Even our phones have timers nowadays... sucks this burning was more expensive then others.. but alas, it is what it is. You learned something, so lose, win??

the person was traumatized from an event that happened in January. it literally says it up there in plain text. I’m not so dense as to think OP is the cause for all of it, but OP added onto a traumatic situation. Sorry that the word “trauma” is so triggering for you

That's what I don't get. If he was 50 and she was 18. Sure no problem. 17 and 26 and it's a massive problem.

26 and 17 isn't as far apart as people pretend. 17 is basically 18 and at the bottom end of the immature young adult that's still learning the world... which lasts for most people until 24/25. He should be in a different phase of his life but some people are slightly older when they normally come out of that....

Except he's divorced and has a kid. He's well and truly past that point. That makes it a bit gross. It'd still be a bit weird even if she was 21 and not properly matured.

You need a better class of friend. One who can swallow her own fair share.

Yes, YFU.

Your embarrassment demonstrates that you were well aware even before asking.

you NEED to tell a trusted adult IMMEDIATELY

Yeah, it's a fairly new rule.

Im glad your dog is okay

Well that's some good and bad news

Unlikely your brother will ever bring this up. He was embarrassed by your friend sharing intimate details. Trust me, I don’t want to hear about any of my sisters’ sex lives. He didn’t either. If I did hear it wouldn’t change anything between us.

My dog once got into some unopened packs and ate them up. She passed them with no problem. They were however visible in the stool, so possibility the pet owners do see it.

🤣🤣🤣 This. 100%. Cracks me up every time I hear women say that nonsense. We're not mind-readers, so why believe that we are?

No no. Nope. Never.

Well we left the next day but I did check. But I didn't see anything

Funny enough this isn't the first time I heard of some shit like that happening but still OOOOF

If there's a dog about, used condoms need to be in a covered bin. Dogs will eat anything, and the smell of a used condom can be attractive. Are you walking the dog and able to check for an extra used condom?

Ofc it doesnt. But being traumatized from what OP described does.

Everyone has had worst moment and didnt get TRAUMATIZED for it.

But it's okay if she was 18 right?