Recent comments in /f/tifu
iamwooshed t1_irwg6jp wrote
Reply to comment by Arashi5 in TIFU by PersimmonWestern151
That doesn’t mean everyone who views gay sex as degenerate is a Nazi. Like how all Nazis are fascist, but not all fascists are Nazis. Being a Nazi also means supporting fascism, social darwinism and nationalism.
Arashi5 t1_irwel97 wrote
Reply to comment by iamwooshed in TIFU by PersimmonWestern151
- Nazis label things they don't believe should exist as degenerate, see "degenerate art".
- Nazis believe gay men shouldn't exist and sent them to concentration camps, performed experiments on them, and killed them as punishment for being in sexual relationships with men.
They called a gay sex act degenerate and implied OP deserved punishment for that degenerate act (in this case having to undergo a medical procedure they did not want to). There is a very clear connect here - Nazis viewed gay men as "degenerate" for their sexual behavior and punished them for it.
I'm far more concerned with applying Nazi too strictly, to the extent that we miss Nazi rhetoric around us, than applying it too loosely.
iamwooshed t1_irw8cm7 wrote
Reply to comment by Arashi5 in TIFU by PersimmonWestern151
That’s not what a Nazi is… seriously the word is losing its meaning and impact when people just use it as an insult towards those they disagree with. At one point, Nazi will have the same impact as idiot.
Setthegodofchaos t1_irw5iu5 wrote
Reply to TIFU by begin a gassy asshole in the phone by GassyTac0
I'm cry laughing right now. This is the funniest fuck up evar!! Imo.
Just say it was a butt dial
tommy_trip t1_irw571m wrote
Delivering pizzas his job, smoking cigarettes is his passion
AshenLibra OP t1_irvtv0x wrote
Reply to comment by _Prncess_Brde_sux_ in TIFU by thinking I could be a pizza delivery driver by AshenLibra
Good idea! Maybe someone there can relate, haha
AshenLibra OP t1_irvttn7 wrote
Reply to comment by derpdermacgurp in TIFU by thinking I could be a pizza delivery driver by AshenLibra
Glad I could make you laugh! This was a horrible experience for me, but I learned many valuable lessons that night.
derpdermacgurp t1_irvreqa wrote
Reply to comment by AshenLibra in TIFU by thinking I could be a pizza delivery driver by AshenLibra
Sitting home from work cause I fucked up on a ladder, laughing my ass off. Thanks for making my day better
_Prncess_Brde_sux_ t1_irvra6q wrote
Share this in r/talesfromthepizzaguy
Fivyrn t1_irvq0wm wrote
I once covered my balls in Tiger Balm at a party. It was intense. The worst part was not considering that my little friend would be resting on them and get the same treatment.
It was fun though, no regrets.
DefaultDuddus t1_irv637u wrote
Reply to TIFU By Calling My Friend's Mom A Hoe by Quinn_eth
corny ass
Ktulu789 t1_irtnxh1 wrote
Reply to comment by GassyTac0 in TIFU by begin a gassy asshole in the phone by GassyTac0
I think that day will go in history for that RH representative!! She will not forget that EVER! 🤣
And if it turns out into a great employee for the company, even more memorable!!! Just go and call them to explain, it was a honest mistake... 😊
BTW you made me laugh my pants off! I wish your the best! 🥲
Also, I got yelled by a car mechanic when calling to check on my car since he repeatedly thought I was his son calling him at work... It took me many tries to finally contact him and recover my car that day. I'm not mad at him... It was fun xD He works very well, also 💪🏻
So... Yeah, you can fix it! Kudos! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
AshenLibra OP t1_irtkjv2 wrote
I know it was long, but I hope you enjoyed!
Thanh42 t1_irsimyg wrote
Reply to comment by Scythebrine9 in TIFU by PersimmonWestern151
I almost had it.
[deleted] t1_irsgs5d wrote
Reply to comment by PersimmonWestern151 in TIFU by PersimmonWestern151
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Dottie_D t1_irs2au5 wrote
Reply to comment by Louis-Rocco in TIFU by playing sexual meme songs and probably traumatizing two old women as I drove past their home. by plotweapon
Here’s my favorite LOL joke:
Three little old ladies sitting in the entry lounge in their country club. A naked man races by!
- LOL #1: “That’s not my husband!”
- LOL #2: “No, it sure isn’t!”
- LOL #3: “He’s not even a member here!”
Dottie_D t1_irrptw5 wrote
Reply to TIFU by begin a gassy asshole in the phone by GassyTac0
Thanks for the guffaw!
No_Love_1353 t1_irrhlwe wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by playing sexual meme songs and probably traumatizing two old women as I drove past their home. by plotweapon
Like Matlock.
idkwherethehelliam t1_irrh9tq wrote
Reply to TIFU by kissing a guy on the cheek by pettyclassymolassy
Aww how cute
BlackHatter559 t1_irrbk8b wrote
What a bunch of pansy's lmfao I regularly use any mentholatum product cuz the ice still leaves is better than summer breeze
odeacon t1_irr1c3h wrote
Reply to TIFU by kissing a guy on the cheek by pettyclassymolassy
What’s a tm
YABOYCHIPCHOCOLATE t1_irqp4p3 wrote
Reply to comment by beige4ever in TIFU by scrubbing my pits n' bits with tingly tea tree shampoo by Bean_Juice_Brew
Lucky you at least. I rubbed Bengay on my upper thighs once thanks to a cramp and burned myself alive. Stuck to just hot towels afterwards
AGReddy t1_irq3veg wrote
Believe it or not, I can actually relate to you. I remember in my younger years (when I was much less intelligent) that I bought a nice invigorating body wash primarily with peppermint fragrance. It was only after I washed myself “down there“ that I realized the error of my ways, and had a nice time preparing myself for bed. :(
feltching4jesus t1_irq0zps wrote
Reply to comment by InflamedLiver in TIFU by PersimmonWestern151
Freakishly large butthole
shesavillain t1_irwtltt wrote
Reply to TIFU by seemin like a rude person in the bus by [deleted]
You weren’t the rude one