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If she doesn't want it I'll take it

I've been dying for a BD

Oh dear, you did nothing wrong. Your mom should have been sex-positive instead of shaming you!

Also, are you paying rent for yourself next year or are your parent going to pay for that? In the former case, you're not forced to stay at home, at least technically.

Don't know where you live and what the age of majority is, but most places if you're 18 you're an adult and do as you please -- you can move out whenever you want.

Lol you know it 😬

You’re a damn good dad, good for you and even better for your little ones!

Haha. Literally the market.

One could say it was “lost in pronunciation”

Today I learned you like to party.

Or that time I didn’t know how to pronounce Jose, and traded my friend what I thought was “Hose Canseco’s brother Jo-say’s rookie card.”

I feel sorry for you wherever you live that you have to work so much for basic living needs :(

"My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away" 🎶🎵

unfortunately yes

You deliberately skipped the BD, sorry for the L

I actually did that after the scam. That’s when I realized I was never getting my money back

JOBD jerk off before donating

Post nut clarity hits like a 20 ton truck sometimes but it's always worth it.

Woah, $600 worth?

They really kept your attention long enough to get $538 in crypto from you?

That really sucks... Losing $412 would drive me crazy thinking of what I could have gotten...

At least you were able to limit your losses to $288.

The next time you desperately need entertainment, I'm sure you'll find a far better way to spend your $165.

Consider it a $97 life lesson.

OP I think your mom intentionally took that prize home to enjoy. No worries!

Some people are so weird

Haha hope you learned something

You’re probably gonna get a lotta creepy DMs…I’m sorry

this is like those trick math questions with two kids exchanging coins and one doesn’t know the value of money.

It’s ok, I got your mom a dildo for Christmas too. She likes a variety.

If you send me $1000 and their contact details - I'll guarantee that I can get you $600 back

To note, the thing that really got me was the sense of control I got because they offered to give ME money to play at the higher stakes. Whether he figured I'd turn it down... To be able to turn it around and run his grift.. 🤷 To this day I think about the subtleties.

Basically, don't go in on anything where your partner isn't just straight up offering skills/work in a very upront manner.

Also, don't go to casinos in your early twenties!? 🤣🍻