Not sure where you're from, but that game is tradition over here. Even introduced it to my fiancé's Mexican family for the novelty.

😂🤣😅👀🤣😂😭Thank you I needed this laugh!!! Great writing skills sir!!

Some parenting days are like that. Fortunately they don't happen often. Hope tomorrow is a better day.

Rowdy Energy is partially sweetened with erythritol. As with most sugar alcohols, erythritol has a laxative effect when consumed in large quantities.

Don't chew too much sugar free gum, be very skeptical of drinks containing 13 grams of sugar alcohols per serving, and don't eat too many sugar free Haribo gummy bears.

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What a read haha

Give her time to cool down and talk to her about this tomorrow in a calm tone. Tell her you're sorry and that you should've been honest from the start and that from now on you won't invite someone over without her knowing. Problem solved.

So she basically tells you that you are a slut, a disgrace, and that you should stay home (so she can make sure you remain pure until marriage i guess).

Ask her how exactly did she raised you, like, to be a woman, or to be a housewife ? Ask her why she told you that you are a slut, is it because you brought the guy into her home or is it because of the sex ? If because you took him home, then tell her that this way you wouldn't feel forced to do anything against your will. If because of the sex then she is a boomer.

You should move out as soon as possible. She seems to have a toxic mentality. You'll probably have to take a loan, especially if you are a student.

You don’t consider going on dates and actively looking for a new partner while in a committed monogamous relationship to be cheating?

I love how so many people disagree with you. I am 18 and I am nowhere close to having the mentality of someone who's somewhat "adult" yet people think I should. Honestly we live in a shit society

That's funny because I'm 18 and no one would see anything wrong with it even tho I am just 1 year older

lol, up you go :D

Gotta be careful with those "natural" energy drinks, had a similar experience with an adrenaline. If you're not prepared you'll shit yourself

A $50-$100 dollar dildo is too expensive to be a gag gift 💀

I dunno, I’m pretty sure it’s a still a gag gift if you use it right.

You're 18 who gives a fuck

people will call you a bad partner, will label you as “crazy” but the fact you did find something just smacks the fuck out of whatever they’re saying to you in these replies. all those against you prove that the “phase out” of monogamous relationships being ran by the new world order is truly working. you’re not in the wrong

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Dock Ellis of the Pittsburg Pirates took a day to relax, dropped some LSD when the team called and said he was needed to pitch ASAP.. he then pitched a perfect game while tripping, and is in the Hall of Fame. So maybe in 20 years you’ll be in the mommy hall of fame

She stole it from him? She probably wanted it secretly

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Aren't gag gifts supposed to be cheap and silly?

they did, unfortunately.

You didnt fuck up yet but your parents did for several years for you to become like that.