I hope he dumps you. This is a major violation of trust and privacy. I’m married, have been with my partner 20 years and married for 16 and I would never ever ever do this to him. I would be furious with him if he ever did it to me. It’s personal property. Destruction of property. Never mind the trust aspect. You had absolutely no right at all. You’ve said you’ll talk to him about it but I hope you’re going to own up to everything

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It sounds like they could see the screen

Ah, so you’re THAT sibling

Um, headphones?

I mean, "no" was an honest answer but "not yet" would have been the more accurate answer lol. You're right that she probably didn't think about gay sex much but for sure she knows that it's possible. It might be hard to imagine but your mom was young once too and did all the things young people do so you have to give her some credit. Her baffled look was probably more of her processing that you might be/are gay, plus truly wondering/concerned if you've been doing the deed with other dudes. Anyway, I can't begin to imagine the awkwardness you must be going though but hopefully it gets better from here. Good luck my man...

I've always wanted one of those tentacle dildos and I'm so jealous you're able to buy one

I once got a 1-foot fisting dildo that was around 70$ as a gag gift.

>always put your phone face down with sound off when going to sleep.

And also stick to porn that's not longer than Titanic.

Fair! Also don't worry bout figuring out who you are. I'm 33, 10 and 11 yr old boys of my own, and I still don't know lol

I don't blame them to be honest. I've been trying to figure out who I am for years and I still don't really know what makes me me. But I've had time to live with the questions and find some of the answers, whereas my mom and dad had to discover and absorb all of that information about me by accident 17 years later. I can understand how that can be a lot for some parents to process, so I can forgive them for being weird, as long as it's not forever.

So, you're saying Kyle Busch wrecked you?

so you can say about money spent on any service

Lol I can't even imagine how my mom would've reacted if I said that. I could tell when she asked that question how completely baffled she was at the realization that it's possible for guys to physically have sex with each other. I don't think she ever thought about it or seen it until she got exposed to my porn.

Sounds like your parents are being the weirdos. Sorry kiddo, how awkward :(

That was quite a ride (much like you on the Pegasus, or like the video on the phone).

Your folks sound like they want to be supportive but just got you in an awkward position. Luckily it wasn't with your pants down, so to speak. Be glad they were open to finding out who you are instead of berating you for it.

Some day you will be able to look at them in the eyes again, and maybe even joke about this, but for now be glad it went as well as it did and always put your phone face down with sound off when going to sleep.

"...um...do you do the things those guys are doing in the video?"

"not yet..."

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Makes me remember the time a friend of mine got gifted a couple dildos by one of her boy friends. The most awkward part is, it wasn't a quick dumb buy, he made them by hand.

Dream me should've invested in straps instead of hanging onto horse hair.

Yeah, you are not getting that money back. WTF were you even thinking? For $600 you should be able to get some high class hooker in a half decent establishment, not some random internet hookup.

I suggest you file this under "lessons learned" and move on with your life.

Fingers crossed that day comes sooner than later! But first I need to get through what will no doubt be an awkward festive season for my family.

Hey, was that you?!

Dat pegasus.

That had so many unexpected twists!!!

Hopefully you'll be able to see the funny side of this one day