Recent comments in /f/tifu
shakana44 t1_iycvfmh wrote
Reply to comment by Reznerk in TIFU by leaving my weed in my bag at therapy. by JrtheFool
nothing wrong with smoking weed for stress, anxiety and depression. sometimes it helps more than medications that have horrible side effects.
SaxyOmega90125 t1_iycvawb wrote
Reply to comment by JrtheFool in TIFU by leaving my weed in my bag at therapy. by JrtheFool
No, you're not. You're there where help is available, but you are clearly not getting it. You need to quit whining about having to go, quit buying drugs thinking that's an easy out for stress, and take advantage of the therapy being offered right in front of you.
GrimResistance t1_iycv9h1 wrote
Holy shit, you need like a kid kennel or something
420cortana420 t1_iycuozs wrote
Reply to comment by Ixixly in TIFU By Purchasing my Mom a Dildo for Christmas. by BHasABeard
To the top with you!
AutisticPenguin2 t1_iyctzhy wrote
Reply to comment by NakedByNight in TIFU falling asleep while watching porn by NakedByNight
I mean that's one way to explore new kinks...
AutisticPenguin2 t1_iyctte5 wrote
Reply to comment by macabre_irony in TIFU falling asleep while watching porn by NakedByNight
It is an uncomfortable constant in life that, outside of exceptional circumstances, one can be confident that their parents had sex. Usually with each other. Possibly multiple times.
Interesting_Put_33 t1_iycssdv wrote
Reply to comment by Ocean_Spice in TIFU by shooting a potentially great relationship in the foot… by [deleted]
Was it committed though? Sounds like that conversation was never had
Reznerk t1_iycsl80 wrote
If you're a teen in therapy you really shouldn't be using weed as a coping mechanism. This is coming from someone who smoked for most of his teen years, find better ways to reduce stress. It will emotionally stunt you and is all around a bad decision.
Critical_Bet_4662 t1_iycsfam wrote
Reply to comment by JrtheFool in TIFU by leaving my weed in my bag at therapy. by JrtheFool
Wait till you grow up and find out three whole hours of free time is a damn luxury...lol.
JrtheFool OP t1_iycs9hb wrote
Reply to comment by R3DSH0X in TIFU by leaving my weed in my bag at therapy. by JrtheFool
Im getting it obviously
cjeam t1_iycs6nr wrote
> I bought a gag gift that literally and unintentionally made almost everyone at the table gag
Tell them to tuck their thumb into their fist and squeeze it, it helps.
TerribleRun9476 t1_iycs5r3 wrote
Reply to TIFU falling asleep while watching porn by NakedByNight
who tf puts on a 4 HOUR porno? better yet...WTF makes a 4-hour porno. wtf. omg. people need to know when to stop. this is too much.
JrtheFool OP t1_iycs3pq wrote
Reply to comment by Critical_Bet_4662 in TIFU by leaving my weed in my bag at therapy. by JrtheFool
I go to school lol
R3DSH0X t1_iycs36g wrote
You need help.
Critical_Bet_4662 t1_iycrxo2 wrote
??????. No school,no work? It's just weed dude.
MeatBicycle4two OP t1_iycrmun wrote
Reply to comment by Devittraisedto2 in TIFU By trying to shock a scammer/catfish by MeatBicycle4two
She was cheating on me. Overcompensating by being angry
GarfunkleJizz t1_iycr84b wrote
Reply to comment by RoyalTacos256 in TIFU By Purchasing my Mom a Dildo for Christmas. by BHasABeard
Has it ever occurred to you that a BD is a form of beastiality?
WhiteK1t t1_iycqs1q wrote
Reply to TIFU falling asleep while watching porn by NakedByNight
Wiggling your toe?? đź’€
dreadedhands t1_iycqevl wrote
Reply to TIFU falling asleep while watching porn by NakedByNight
just say you feel asleep and it might have played automatically (or mistakenly pressed when asleep)
FlaFlaFluey t1_iycpo3h wrote
Reply to TIFU by sharing old memory with elder brother by B45b
that’s some real degenerate shit right there folks
GuyFromEurope t1_iycookf wrote
Reply to comment by BHasABeard in TIFU By Purchasing my Mom a Dildo for Christmas. by BHasABeard
you can easily resell it in the bd subreddit
ZirePhiinix t1_iycnu3b wrote
Reply to comment by humboldt77 in TIFU By Sleeping w/ Friend’s GF by [deleted]
OP needs to drink so much that even he forgets what happened.
BjoerBaer t1_iycnoc9 wrote
Reply to TIFU falling asleep while watching porn by NakedByNight
So are you gay or Bi? Cause you owe your gf an explanation.
Edit: he owns her an explanation if he is gay since they probably wouldn't be in a healthy 2 way relationship.
But since OP said he likes both I don't think it should be any issue. Maybe it would just be nice to know for her if you guys want to have a threesome sometime.
Narrow-Big7087 t1_iycn933 wrote
Reply to TIFU by having to shit behind a gas station by [deleted]
Shitpost.
Reznerk t1_iycvsjo wrote
Reply to comment by shakana44 in TIFU by leaving my weed in my bag at therapy. by JrtheFool
It inhibits frontal cortex development and is widely viewed as a poor choice for people who's brains are still developing.
Edit: also I'd wager that using Marijuana for anxiety or depression has the potential to be irresponsible. Those were the same talking points I used, and frankly I don't agree with the sentiment that it's anything more than an excuse for continuing to self medicate. I've taken SSRIs, Anxiety meds, and smoked weed. Finding the right SSRI was far more effective for my depression, using prescribed lorazepam for the few panic attacks I've experienced was way more effective, and I didn't have a habit that I felt I needed to do regularly to feel balanced. Weed can totally be helpful for stress release and IMO, is less harmful than alcohol but most of the medicinal effects come from CBD which isn't the primary compound in almost all of the weed you'd buy. I don't agree that Marijuana is the miracle drug that cures common cold style mental illness that most of us experience, for me it was a crutch I clung onto for a while. These days I smoke rarely, I don't need any prescribed meds, and I don't experience debilitating depression or anxiety. It took a few years of therapy and introspection to get here, but when I look back weed was frankly something that held me back more than it helped me personally.