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TerribleRun9476 t1_iyd2bw1 wrote
Reply to comment by NakedByNight in TIFU falling asleep while watching porn by NakedByNight
This is more acceptable, lol.
NakedByNight OP t1_iyd1yu2 wrote
Reply to comment by TerribleRun9476 in TIFU falling asleep while watching porn by NakedByNight
It's a video I keep coming back to. I never watch the whole thing. No one's got time for that. I usually skip to the part I enjoy the most.
NakedByNight OP t1_iyd1fxk wrote
Reply to comment by dreadedhands in TIFU falling asleep while watching porn by NakedByNight
Yeah, something tells me 4 hours of gay porn playing automatically while I was sleeping would not have traumatized my parents any less.
Rdpsm t1_iyd1brn wrote
Reply to TIFU by lying about my age by [deleted]
This guy is a dangerous motherfucker, and he has you in his sights. Tell your dad, tell your mom, tell somebody right now before you wake up in the harem of some oil sheikh.
This is a full on Red Alert situation, kiddo. Battle stations!
Malevolent_Mangoes t1_iyd17e9 wrote
Reply to comment by kimaro in TIFU falling asleep while watching porn by NakedByNight
He said he likes both
Cool-Shame9744 t1_iyd10b1 wrote
Your mom took one for the team!
NakedByNight OP t1_iyd0wrz wrote
Reply to comment by BjoerBaer in TIFU falling asleep while watching porn by NakedByNight
If I had to put a label on it, I would probably pick bi. I feel like my sexuality is for me to know and for everyone else to learn about me if I'm comfortable sharing that part of me. My sexual attraction towards guys has had no impact on my relationship with my gf. I'm romantically and sexually attracted to her. We're both pro porn in our relationship, so it's not a big secret that I watch porn when she's not present. She does the same. Gay porn gets me off as much as straight porn. Last night just happened to be a gay porn night. That being said, now that my parents know, I do feel pressured to tell my gf about it.
kimaro t1_iyd0vsa wrote
Reply to comment by Malevolent_Mangoes in TIFU falling asleep while watching porn by NakedByNight
Not for his porn, but for his sexuality if he is gay.
AutismusmaximusS t1_iyczhmz wrote
Reply to comment by Reznerk in TIFU by leaving my weed in my bag at therapy. by JrtheFool
This
lilcheezzyy t1_iyczhd6 wrote
Reply to comment by twsedf8 in TIFU falling asleep while watching porn by NakedByNight
I'd like a porn of someone going down on the ship.
[deleted] t1_iyczgqr wrote
Reply to comment by shakana44 in TIFU by leaving my weed in my bag at therapy. by JrtheFool
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Ocean_Spice t1_iycz7la wrote
Reply to comment by Interesting_Put_33 in TIFU by shooting a potentially great relationship in the foot… by [deleted]
Then have the conversation instead of going to cheat?
twsedf8 t1_iycyrkn wrote
Reply to comment by NakedByNight in TIFU falling asleep while watching porn by NakedByNight
Or you’ll go down with the ship, so to say…
Irate_Alligate1 t1_iycym5s wrote
She needs to leave you.
NakedByNight OP t1_iycyk3l wrote
Reply to comment by WhiteK1t in TIFU falling asleep while watching porn by NakedByNight
Son screaming in his sleep while porn is playing on his phone... mom might have thought the toe was the safest approach.
Malevolent_Mangoes t1_iycyhtz wrote
Reply to comment by BjoerBaer in TIFU falling asleep while watching porn by NakedByNight
He doesn’t “owe” his girlfriend an explanation for what porn he watches. That’s not something he needs to justify.
NoReallyLetsBeFriend t1_iycye79 wrote
Reply to comment by tigolex in TIFU By Purchasing my Mom a Dildo for Christmas. by BHasABeard
Hah someone gets it
lionhearted_sparrow t1_iycxscz wrote
Reply to comment by aussie_nub in TIFU by lying about my age by [deleted]
Life stages are drastically different at shorter age distances the younger you go.
Developmentally, four months age difference in infants is a huge amount. The difference between someone in highschool and a nineteen year old is also huge. The amount of time that makes a difference gets larger as you get older.
But also you missed my point: it is in appropriate for someone in their 50s to pursue a teenager, no matter what side of legality they fall on, because there is an inherent power imbalance due to the experience differential that there is no way to overcome. That means that you can never actually be sure that it is consensual for the teenager (I can’t think of a single reason it would be), which makes it not okay, morally. Legally enforcing the nuance involved post-eighteen would be a nightmare, so instead we trust adults to self govern at that point. To make their own decisions to not be gross. And we rely on morals to gauge that and only enter consensual relationships.
Jewsusgr8 t1_iycxb2h wrote
*nods
So last year I bought my wife a nice vibe and apparently delivered it to her younger sister... Christmas was a bit awkward.
Cloverhart t1_iycx827 wrote
Reply to comment by SryItwasntme in TIFU By Purchasing my Mom a Dildo for Christmas. by BHasABeard
I mean, if a burglar we're to break in and you're standing there with a foot long fisting dildo..seems like it could be handy.
GuntherTime t1_iycx6ix wrote
Reply to comment by GarfunkleJizz in TIFU By Purchasing my Mom a Dildo for Christmas. by BHasABeard
Who cares? It’s not the actual animal and they get enjoyment from using it. Seems like a win win to me.
tigolex t1_iycx0nr wrote
Reply to comment by NoReallyLetsBeFriend in TIFU By Purchasing my Mom a Dildo for Christmas. by BHasABeard
Hold Up
villagewinery t1_iycwwcs wrote
Reply to comment by Ottocon42 in TIFU By Purchasing my Mom a Dildo for Christmas. by BHasABeard
There you go thinking internet stories are real.
pookiebear6969 t1_iycw9be wrote
Reply to TIFU falling asleep while watching porn by NakedByNight
Things will probably be awkward for a while. I don't think that your sexual preference has anything to do with it. It's simply because your parents caught you watching any kind of porn. The seem to be open minded people. But they are probably embarrassed by this too lol. I know that I would definitely be embarrassed if I caught my kid watching porn. Or vice versa. It feels intrusive for both parties.
kimaro t1_iyd2jok wrote
Reply to comment by Malevolent_Mangoes in TIFU falling asleep while watching porn by NakedByNight
I know he said to his parents that he likes both, that doesn't mean that he's bi. He might've been too afraid to say he's gay.