You are an adult. First of All Tell your mom your Mail and packages are non of her business. You are not snooping through her Mails either i guess. Second, Tell your mom about your relationship and your Partner. No point in hiding it anyways. Its just making your life more problematic.

I think what you described are different "games", like White Elephant or Yankee Swap. Secret Santa has pretty standard rules!

You said the bags are in another room so its possible some other stoner smelled the dank in the air, followed it to your bag and just robbed it while both of you were in the session. You could be attacking a friend for no reason.

> And also stick to porn that's not longer than Titanic.

Mom, dad. Yes, I was watching gay porn. But it was for the plot. It was 4 hours long!

This is a funny af story but definitely breaks like at least 3 rules of this sub

No tf he doesn’t

My gf is Chinese and this is her 4th year doing Secret Santa and she periodically needs to be reminded of the rules so I'd not worry too much about it

I’m 30F and my parents caught me looking at Playboy when I was like 10 (I didn’t realize internet history was a thing). I blamed it on one of my friends. The whole thing was super horrifying for me, they are very old fashioned.

I’m bisexual and I didn’t feel comfortable coming out to anybody until I was an adult. You don’t need to disclose this to anyone until you’re ready, either. Including anyone you decide to date. Just because we’re bi, it doesn’t mean we’re more prone to cheating or that it says anything about our attraction to our current partners of any gender.

Right?! I'd give anything for three full hours to myself

It's okay! Next time maybe look up what the subject is online just to get a more thorough understanding lol

There are so many different variations of this game. Your way actually makes more sense than some of them. I’ve seen picking names, bring a gift anyone would like and then you pick at random, a variation of that where you can either take a gift already unwrapped or one from the center, one where you bring something from home that you don’t use anymore (one man’s trash is another’s treasure), everyone brings a joke gift, the list goes on. And the more cultures are involved, the more you need to clarify the rules. And mixing them up can be part of the fun.

Porn is mostly entertainment sure, but man, it's gotta be physically exhausting to keep at it for 4 hours on camera lol

Should have just told em it was porn TikTok, when your using it you just swipe past the gay stuff. Rents don't always want to know, mostly just don't know how to help.

ew. calm down, narc

Dude your bag probably smelled like weed from a block away. Anybody could have smelled that and gone looking.

Shit...your right.....still....

Read a little closer. (OP is not a man.)

Also, they're a grown woman. They get to decide when and how people know things about their private life.

Preach! Can attest. I used to smoke a lot as a teen and I started to notice a lot of negative effects. Specifically with my memory and focus. I took a good long break from it to develope better coping skills and to hopefully help my brain recover, which I don’t think it did. Do I think weed is fun? Sure as long as it’s not in excess and it’s not used to cope. Do I think young teens should use it? Nope.

Can confirm, partner is a combat vet. Shaking people awake is the best way to get tossed and end up disrupting them a lot more. The least disruptive way you can get their attention the better because when someone is asleep, it doesn't matter who you are because their unconscious mind won't recognize you until awake and that might be too late. Mom did the right thing.

You're a grown ass woman. Who cares if your mom knows about your girl.

OMG I just looked up bad dragon and found the tentacle. Nope nope nope. Looks like it would work like a cheese grater.

I didnt know porn movies can go on for 4 hours.

Also who can perform for that long, especially on camera.

You're fricking weird af if you even consider a dildo as a family gift

Maybe it was your therapist teaching you a valuable lesson, if you bring, bring enough for everyone.