I worked for a place that sold stuff for sausage making (we actually sold everything a meat packer or butcher could need, except the meat.)

One day, this teeny little old Italian lady comes in, she had to be 90. She wanted to know how much sodium nitrate was in the sausage spice mixes.

Because, saltpeter used to be added to men's food to reduce libido, supposedly, and she was afraid her husband was being affected by it,because he ate home made sausage.

"The last few months, he doesn't want to make love anymore, and I think maybe it's the saltpeter!"

I said maybe it's because he's over 90, and just running out of energy, and she sadly agreed.

Evidently, some people never get too old to get horny.

Probably. But who can keep them all straight? Especially when I’ve seen a secret Santa that was a yankee swap, and everyone was required to keep their new items on display for the year

You sound like an absolute treasure, and I mean that genuinely.

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Man be quiet don't tell other people how to live their lives move on worry about yourself also there's people who can control stress and depression and other stuff with exercises or other coping mechanisms but some people that have it severely sometimes do need to be medicated and weed is alot better and healthier then going to see a doctor for pills like Xanax or other anti depressants or other medication for anxiety, depression and stress. So yea mind your own d*m business.

Friend knew what they were doing

Fuck up? Nope, that's hilarious.

Me starting off not even liking weed 7 years later stoner don’t do it I have to smoke so much now to be high

This is really wholesome. I love it. Thanks for sharing, OP.

Well, clearly OP doesn't. Sleeps right thru it!

Must've been a collaboration of numerous actors.

Yeah, my partner isn't usually like that unless things are bad, but if he gets startled awake it takes him an hour or two to fully relax after so it's definitely not a good way to start the day, especially if i need something urgently. I usually get in bed next to him and rub his back, that way he sort of understands it's me.

Apparently, a little while after he got back, his ex wife thought she could wake him up aggressively in front of their friends (he was dozing on the couch or something) and they all fold her not to but she thought it would be different for her. It was not. Apparently it didn't end well. He's not usually violent though, just easily startled.

Unexpected ASMR

Please get the help you need.

Your racist comments are not tolerated in this world. Being a racist is really a horrible way to go through life. I hope you change.

You didn’t fuck up man but this is funny as hell!

Don’t worry about it, stuff like this makes the team stronger

Go back and clean up your mess. I hope the closed gas station doesn’t have camera. just wanted until they start putting up the wanted poster for pooper bandit.

lol. i blocked you

Since you deleted your threatening and angry response I will respond here.

I truly hope you get help for you seem to be a very angry young girl. This anger and hate will eat you up from inside as it seems it already has. There are many places you can turn for help with this anger and racism - it is not too late.

I truly hope you find the hep you need.

I guess deleting your angry and threatening posts is a step in the right direction showing your remorse for your words and actions. And I can take that as your apology for being so rude and crude.

Aww I understand that you might feel embarrassed but please don’t! It was a completely harmless mistake and I’m sure it’ll be a nice laugh between you and the team in future! Honestly the best time to make this „mistake“ was when you did - no one had bought presents yet or put too much thought in. And often names have to be redrawn anyway because the last person chooses their own name, so you’re really really completely fine :)

I didn’t get anything, the payment was before anything could happen, and I backed out of the final payment cause it was too much. I asked for my money back because it didn’t work out and they essentially ghosted me

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Loud horn noises

Way too relatable.

I knew somebody you had to wake by poking them with the end of a broomstick, because he always, always, came up swinging.

I’m not asking to be smart, but what about people who are prescribed meds? Do you think that’s an issue?

My personal opinion is that meds are over prescribed and overly abused, HOWEVER, there are some people or situations where the benefits of using medications outweigh the risks. I, personally, think it’s the same with weed—despite me not smoking at all. I mean, there is medicinal marijuana so it’s technically a medication too….

Idc if I get downvoted to no end—-just curious what your stance is…

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