Right?? Like it's not a sexual fanfiction for one. I'm so mad right now!

I love that this was bothering her so much that she shlepped down there to investigate 😎

Good luck. You’ll either get permanent mental illness or nothing will happen.

Oh lord. Sorry, I'm not going to tell lies to children. No question, adulting is hard.

Oh lord. Where is that small violin??

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r/woosh

I do now. My mom is a loud Sicilian so I have a learned filter.

People have the right to knowingly consent. Face YOUR demons.

Yep. Also, no buying yourself gifts before Christmas. Keep a list of stuff you want though so you can buy it after if you don’t get it.

Honestly, it has to do with how much you trust your partners choices financially, the joint account will either help you both if you continue to make good choices, or can hurt if payments are missed or to much credit without payments are used.

Yeah. Adulterating food items is a crime. Surprise! People have the right to knowingly consent to the things that are entering their bodies.

don't worry about making them draw names again, it happens often enough if someone accidentally gets their own name :D

Don't you know to stop doing everything when they get the Mom voice out?

It's in the husband manual.

Yeah, you can always beat the therapist to it lol

Or maybe they just have intimidating resting faces/were a little taken aback by your energy? The former has happened to me lol

Are you a 12 year old stuck in the 1970s?

Shit take of the day award goes to

Before I can truly determine if this is a tifu, I absolutely must sample one of the delectable offending brownies.

Teenagers shouldn't use cannabis. It hurts the development of their brains. Maybe you should try to get some business, instead of telling people to mind their own.

"Didn't do my due diligence." Bro you either wanted it to happen and in regret mode or just an idiot who shouldn't be making potent treats for anyone.

Anyone with even mild anxiety, let alone a non edible taker who casually munxhes 250mg OR MORE could get fucked up for a shitton longer then just the weekend.

As a mostly daily smoker in my 50s, I really wish I had laid off in my teens.

Depends on what meds. Benzos have a high dependency risk, SSRIs are notably not addictive and safe. They take some trial and error which is tough, but I had a successful time with them. I used benzos a total of 10 times over 3 years to deal with panic attacks and pursued exercise, therapy, and breathing exercises to deal with day to day anxiety. Just my experience, I'd be weary of taking certain classes of drugs every day but I'm pretty familiar with which ones can be hard to get off of if you get too comfortable with them.

I'm sorry that you're a victim of underaged porn, I hope that you can break away from it. I promise that you're better off never watching porn again

I salute you! Everybody needs to just chill the fuck out, or face their own demons