Shady and stupid what a great combo

Breakfast could have been a lot more awkward if breakfast sausage was served.

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that is one

well my friends always said i dated over 39 girls

but it isn't that. she was always harassing me and called me names not to mention almost got me expelled for dating her friend

Subtle hints are hard for men.

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It's 8pm here, you're still far and away the winner

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you have been given the greatest gift of them all now....the ability to read a room.

I mean it's ALL weird tbf!

Nah, don't let them avoid self development. Change must be forced on the weak.

May we all be 90 and still actively seeking out getting dicked down by our spouses 🥰

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This is a cultural misunderstanding and it makes the world better. I really like when people who take things for granted are given opportunities to understand that the things they know aren’t the same for everyone. It broadens perspective

Damn, playboy.

Today I had a slight cultural misunderstanding at work, or short TIHASCMAW, is just not as catchy.

I sat down with Celine for 5 minutes after and explained my perspective, she was confused as to wtf happened that led me to such a conclusion. She found it hilarious af that I thought that and she told me that if we did it that way, it'd be unfair for the other employees who weren't picked and that it's weird.

😂😂😂

That's one for your inevitable memoir, titled "weird shit Europeans do" 😂😂😂

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I am going out on a limb here, but the TIFU is actually when you decided to continue having this person in your life

lol you were a "playboy" at 13. You need to learn how to cope about things. If this almost drove you to suicide seek therapy

actually i dont think thats a tifu

the wife could have taken so many different ways to subtly give a hint someone may actually understand.

between angry voice "you dont need it and wont get it" and "you ruined your christmas present" there should have been a more subtle middleway

For example "Please dont buy it for now, theres a reason why im asking this of you"

While at that point it might click already or not, but everyone keeps face and gift is still a surprise for the most part.

I know, right?

I would be so pissed if someone stole a bag of weed from me, I hope you smoked the fattest joint ever after that