Recent comments in /f/tifu
Drgnmstr97 t1_iyenlyw wrote
Your mother did not steal that so your poor brother could have one of the other gifts. Just sayin.
shiraah OP t1_iyemmi1 wrote
Reply to comment by Scoob1978 in TIFU by consoling a friend after breakup! by shiraah
Ooh! My bad. Thanks for pointing out. I corrected.
AjahnAnarchy t1_iyemgtd wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by drugging my friends by [deleted]
Seriously. Who are these children who can’t handle a few hundred mils of THC? Maybe taste what you’re putting in your mouth and don’t pig out on brownies in the first place?
Scoob1978 t1_iyemcrd wrote
Reply to TIFU by consoling a friend after breakup! by shiraah
You list Pat as a 20F, but refer to Pat as a male.
shiraah OP t1_iyem9m2 wrote
Reply to comment by LionSlav in TIFU by consoling a friend after breakup! by shiraah
Thanks!
xiam007 t1_iyelgfr wrote
Reply to comment by Kolbenfresserle in TIFU by losing weeks of a BIG number of people's time, energy and partially money in the last 24h. by Kolbenfresserle
wow good luck 😂
Kolbenfresserle OP t1_iyekooc wrote
Reply to comment by MichaelHammor in TIFU by losing weeks of a BIG number of people's time, energy and partially money in the last 24h. by Kolbenfresserle
No dude. EVERYTHING is gone! Those were special shots in special places! Not your local park! I had to pay roughly 200 bucks for one, for the one I had a friendly teacher vouch for me.
This is not a "guys, I changed my mind for CookieCutters 3 lololol". This is a serious project that I fucked up!
LionSlav t1_iyekbok wrote
Reply to TIFU by consoling a friend after breakup! by shiraah
Damn, sounds like you've associated with the wrong friends. Doesn't sound like you did much wrong, tho I can't read the texts.
MichaelHammor t1_iyek6s4 wrote
Reply to TIFU by losing weeks of a BIG number of people's time, energy and partially money in the last 24h. by Kolbenfresserle
Calm down. I have had this happen to entire chapters of novels I have written. Guess what happens if the files can't be recovered? You get to reshoot those scenes, fix mistakes, and refine the quality of your work. The second time I wrote those chapters I wrote faster and ended up with a better story than if the originals were never lost.
The story is in you. You don't need the hard drive. Tell people you had an epiphany and are going a different direction with the project.
Pixieled t1_iyeir65 wrote
Reply to comment by harleyspoison267 in TIFU falling asleep while watching porn by NakedByNight
When I was in the Navy I (a 5'0" female) I would have to go into male berthing to wake up my watch relief pretty often. We had one guy who would wake up swinging so I would just pull back his curtain and swish a flashlight beam across his face until he woke up. Light is the safest tool for that job IME. wholly effective and provides lots of distance.
thedisoriantedwhale t1_iyeiaqc wrote
Reply to comment by ThatKaleidoscope8736 in TIFU by telling my enemy she was perfect! by [deleted]
ya thats what i recently have done. i changed my name and stopped chasing girls and started chasing good grades. which is prob why what she said hurt me so much
nzdennis t1_iyeiajt wrote
Reply to comment by RudeSprinkles1240 in TIFU by drugging my friends by [deleted]
Gur, wot you be talkin about
MaccGawd t1_iyehm6i wrote
Reply to comment by nzdennis in TIFU by drugging my friends by [deleted]
Another corny ass Reddit edgelord 🙃
SaraAmis t1_iyehda9 wrote
Reply to TIFU by opening a joint account by [deleted]
Is your SO abusive or controlling? If so, do what you have to, but you should be planning your way out. If not, what is driving this?
markwell9 t1_iyehd58 wrote
Reply to TIFU by completely misunderstanding the Secret Santa game at work and making a complete fool out of myself by jackredditlol
First world fuckup.
smudgedl t1_iyegukf wrote
Reply to comment by nzdennis in TIFU by drugging my friends by [deleted]
Except if one of them are like me and consuming cannabis can literally lose them their job. Or worse, they have an underlying medical condition that can be affected by the side effects of weed, like a heart condition or high blood pressure since week increases both heart rate and blood pressure.
smudgedl t1_iyegk1y wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by drugging my friends by [deleted]
Yes criminal, I live in a state where weed is legal but due to my job I cannot under any circumstances consume THC or CBD, if so I could very easily lose my job, and a whole host of other consequences. I'm not even supposed to associate with anyone who uses cannabis anyways but unfortunately living in a college town at the moment makes that near impossible.
Plus you don't know someone's circumstances, I know people who have awful reactions to weed, plus with the quantity that OP said was in them then that is surely enough to fuck someone up, and imagine if one of the friends had something important the next day and unknowingly ate a high dose edible thinking it was a regular brownie and now cannot make it to something important. Or a friend who has a medical condition like high blood pressure or a heart issue. Weed increases both heart rate and blood pressure and could very easily cause a medical emergency in someone who took that high of a dose and has an existing condition.
It isn't heroin but it is still illegal to drug someone's food, just in this case, it would be closer to criminal negligence. They're lucky there weren't any worse consequences.
DefiantCondor t1_iyegfq6 wrote
Reply to TIFU by opening a joint account by [deleted]
Get ahead of it and dont avoid it....since you cant anyway. Meaning, talk to your partner pro actively...i can assure you that out come is still better then the other. You know it.
askewboka t1_iyegd4f wrote
Reply to TIFU by completely misunderstanding the Secret Santa game at work and making a complete fool out of myself by jackredditlol
You sound like a really fun coworker. I wouldn’t sweat (be upset about) this in the slightest!
Did they redraw the names? Ultimately clarity is key in these situations and either your boss or you should have asked for clarification however who really cares? Now all 5 of you have a fun story!
You should tell Celine you were happy to pick her. (Cheap Christmas movies could be made about the romance)
ThatKaleidoscope8736 t1_iyefx9o wrote
Reply to comment by thedisoriantedwhale in TIFU by telling my enemy she was perfect! by [deleted]
At your age it's not dating. Maybe stop focusing on females and focus on yourself
nzdennis t1_iyefsmd wrote
Reply to comment by Magnedeus in TIFU by drugging my friends by [deleted]
The weak must take the lead: did Jesus not say the weak shall inherit the earth and lead us not unto damnation?
Magnedeus t1_iyefebe wrote
Reply to comment by nzdennis in TIFU by drugging my friends by [deleted]
>Change must be forced on the weak.
I lost brain cells reading that. You are a new breed of stupid.
AccomplishedRow6685 t1_iyef4p1 wrote
Reply to comment by NakedByNight in TIFU falling asleep while watching porn by NakedByNight
Straps would be key for the Pegging-asus
sweetorsum t1_iyeezys wrote
Reply to comment by Reznerk in TIFU by leaving my weed in my bag at therapy. by JrtheFool
I used to smoke a lot of weed to cope with what I went through, everyone is different and there was no need to say that. Everyone copes in their own way
endorrawitch t1_iyeny94 wrote
Reply to comment by Strange-Act7264 in TIFU by completely misunderstanding the Secret Santa game at work and making a complete fool out of myself by jackredditlol
OH....that's another ball of wax.
I hate Dirty Santa.