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Lol, now I’m just imagining you squirting him with a water bottle and him running away hissing like a cat.

And yet, it happens all the time. Sugar babies are a thing now where women 18-24 pursue men that are much older. 30, 40, 50+.

This is adorable!!! So who do you have now??

You did nothing wrong. Pat threw you under the bus by getting Myra involved and since she was so upset it makes me wonder why since this wasn't her love interest anymore. I'm thinking its all for the drama of it all. Myra isn't your friend so cut that one out. Pat also isn't your friend to delete that one too.

I would get out your phone with your gf and let her read through exactly what you said to Pat. Then point out that both Pat and Myra were horrible to you. If gf sees the whole picture instead of just the piece Myra is showing it'll be find.

This is so cute and wholesome. Thanks for sharing

There's no way. I refuse to think someone this dumb exists.

Secret Santa is a weird, convoluted, and sometimes political (at work) game. I’m not a big fan and I can see how it would be absolutely mad to someone who didn’t know about it.

Dude, you have to learn to laugh at yourself! I promise this won't be the dumbest thing you ever do, not by a long shot.

Would you have listened to an older person's advice regarding such? I would have not.

Tech crap happens. If you can't get everything back just use what you can get and go from there. No reason to freak totally out until you know what's going on. Its upsetting but hopefully it'll work out in some way. If you need to have something reshot figure out a free place to use and come clean with your friends. Anyone who doesn't understand that tech problems come up is stupid.

That's adorable. No f here. At least it wasnt the stupid white elephant game....

I love this. There are things that people think 'everyone knows how this works', but nope. I can totally see your confusion, OP. It's interesting to see how people who have never been exposed to certain rituals can misinterpret them.

That's a good idea! A couple times things have gotten ugly or he's been hard to wake up, I've had to throw water on him... Wakes him up every time to the real world, but never in a good mood lol.

Yet I'm willing to bet that even a hard worker like you who like to say things as they are hasn't stopped to think about how as a teen you didn't have to deal with any of the issues he's dealing with right now and most likely had more than 3 hours for himself a day.

You think you are being real but you are just being foolish

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I still remember the sugar-free Haribo Amazon reviews and every time I think about them, I lose my mind; some of the funniest reviews I've ever seen.

I’ve acted in 4 or 5 small flicks for friends. I’ve only seen one of them. Only 2 of them were ever finished.

No way this is real. "I slap an 8 year old Korean girl for not speaking English and my family is mad at me!"

Ur brain lays connections untill ur an adult, still lays them then but almost none. In the age of 1 to 6 I think you lay the most connections in ur brain because you learn a lot! After that it is less and less. Teenagers still lay connections and cant do that when intoxicated. That means they wont be able to use their brain at full capacity how it shouldve been (and thats why we have a minimum age for drugs). A lot of people wish they stopped as teenagers and you shouldent kind of encourage this behaviour with this comment. Some of my friends use it and I feel like they aint getting smarter of it.

If you love this woman, you need to leave her, because you're the worst thing in her life

Okay so you should tell Myra a few things in this order :

• You felt bad for Pat as he was still depressed after their breakup.
• You were not flirting, as you have a gf right now. You friendzoned him as clearly as possible by calling him "bhai".
• He probably texted Myra the "tell her to stop flirting" to make her jealous. It must have been a desperate and deplorable attempt to win her back somehow.
• Tell her you won't talk to him anymore, as he clearly is manipulating both of you.
• Myra should apologize for the slutshaming and the homophobic insults.

If she doesn't believe you, you can send her the conversation with Pat, and tell her to f*ck off until she apologize.

In the same time, you should tell this to Pat :

"Did you mistake my pity for interest ? I was never interested in dating you, i considered you my friend, no more, no less. You tried make Myra jealous, thanks to that i might loose my best friend, my girlfriendAND my reputation. I want you to apologize to me, and to Myra for your pathetic behaviour. Have a good life."

Then with your gf : she is an unfortunate casualty of Pat's manipulation. Tell her you only like/love her, and ask her if she wants to read the conversation. Whatever she choose, screen her the last message you sent to Pat.

Sorry this was long, hope this gives you ideas. Good luck. I hope thinhs with your gf will get better, and i hope Myra will apologize.

He should have broken your face coz you clearly aint learned shit. The fuck is wrong with you?

I’m sure your wife was resting from her “hard day” while you slaving. Oh sorry that’s my life not yours

There's no need to give medically sound advice to teens who shouldn't be using drugs that inhibit the development of the part of their brain that helps them make good decisions? Ooooookay chief.