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dude

I managed pizza for a few years, drove for about 10. I've never heard of someone fucking up this bad lmao

Holy shit dude. What a ride.

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My advice is to gain some perspective. You’re 17 years old and have a whole ass life ahead of you. You should be enjoying being young and free, not stressing over puppy love.

Hmm, I think I'll give my pizza guys a little more leeway on late deliveries. What a ride!

That was an adventure.

I could tell you were gonna burn something when you mentioned the hookah because I’ve burnt holes in my carpet before with hookah coals but I wasn’t expecting the rest of the story lol

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Did you post this to r/confessions? Or did you paste this from r/confessions?

> he said to me and my friend “are you groot men?”

The only proper response: “I AM GROOT!!!”

Yes thank you, I knew someone would clear it up

It is. Putting a hand or hands on another person without their consent is assault in the eyes of the law. The only time it's okay is if you're touching them to attempt to save them (CPR isn't assault even if you don't have prior consent, for obvious reasons) and of course when in a crowd for example, your hand brushing someone's elbow isn't enough to be classed as assault as it is more than likely an accidental act.

I'm pretty sure its also technically Assault

(maybe)

Oh... Oh my. That's awful, clear winner out of all the responses I've gotten.

Yknow vics vapo rub stuff, like a menthol cream right, kinda has the consistency of vaseline. Well imagine if you mistook that for hemorrhoid cream.

There's shitty people everywhere, then 😅

Jesus, I want to believe this is real. I have tears going down my face from laughing so hard.

No the physically impaired seats were in front of me so that was why I was so confused and they were also free.

Could it be that those seats are preferably for the elder, pregnant or physically impaired people?

In my country, usually the first seats have priority for people with different conditions just because they are closer to the driver or the exits in case they need help.

Bravo 👏

The fact that some other stranger came to check on you tells me that not only were you not rude, but that you were more than likely rudely treated by that old guy. Be careful and don't take any shit.

Edited because I got the sub wrong.

To be fair, no matter what you said, man’s shouldn’t of had his hands on you; that’s like antagonizing as fuck

You weren't rude op, you just misunderstood that old man. He was the rude one here. Also, him shoving/touching you without your permission was absolutely not okay!

I think I'm the rude one in this situation even if I didn't mean it and should have asked him to clarify what he said so this awkward situation wouldn't have started to begin with.