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KRed75 t1_j03l6sm wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my young daughter that she had a feral sister who lived in a cage in the attic. by jesseberdinka
I still tell my kids they have and older brother and sister who misbehaved all the time like they so they now live locked in a cavern in the basement. I tell them, "Keep up the bad attitude and I'll send you to live in the basement with your brother and sister!"
The funny thing is they are 17 and 19 and I get the feeling that they still somewhat think that I'm not joking.
jesseberdinka OP t1_j03ja9a wrote
Reply to comment by beijina in TIFU by telling my young daughter that she had a feral sister who lived in a cage in the attic. by jesseberdinka
I would have had to hide that cage!
beijina t1_j03j79q wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my young daughter that she had a feral sister who lived in a cage in the attic. by jesseberdinka
At least you were lucky that the mother only called the principal and the principal called you and none of them decided to call CPS just in case. 😄
yazzy1233 t1_j03h88k wrote
Reply to comment by christycat17 in TIFU by telling my young daughter that she had a feral sister who lived in a cage in the attic. by jesseberdinka
He literally said his daughter doesn't actually believe it. It would be different if she truely bought the story .
rwhop t1_j03gnaj wrote
Reply to comment by ThaumKitten in TIFU by telling my young daughter that she had a feral sister who lived in a cage in the attic. by jesseberdinka
This one
Broaken_Oakleys t1_j03gjdc wrote
Reply to comment by ScumbagLady in TIFU by telling my young daughter that she had a feral sister who lived in a cage in the attic. by jesseberdinka
Guy Aynga!
AshikabiKun t1_j03gawy wrote
Reply to comment by zorggalacticus in TIFU by telling my young daughter that she had a feral sister who lived in a cage in the attic. by jesseberdinka
Yes one of the halloween episodes. And at the end it turns out that they were swapped at birth and that Bart is actually the evil one, so they end up freeing the twin and Bart gets to live in the attic.
petuona_ t1_j03fm4u wrote
Reply to comment by Tinuviel52 in TIFU by telling my young daughter that she had a feral sister who lived in a cage in the attic. by jesseberdinka
Hugo!
"The Hunchback of Notre Dame", classic novel by Victor Hugo
- Hugo's name
- Hugo is similar to Quasimodo
- a difformed creature living recluse in an attic
heardemsay97 t1_j03ehbz wrote
Reply to comment by christycat17 in TIFU by telling my young daughter that she had a feral sister who lived in a cage in the attic. by jesseberdinka
Sounds like the kid was mainly playing along with the joke.
heardemsay97 t1_j03e0pw wrote
Reply to comment by Tinuviel52 in TIFU by telling my young daughter that she had a feral sister who lived in a cage in the attic. by jesseberdinka
I made a pigeon-rat
smitteh t1_j03d1np wrote
Reply to comment by ThaumKitten in TIFU by telling my young daughter that she had a feral sister who lived in a cage in the attic. by jesseberdinka
mine
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Reply to comment by Tinuviel52 in TIFU by telling my young daughter that she had a feral sister who lived in a cage in the attic. by jesseberdinka
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Devi1_May_Cry t1_j035ob1 wrote
Reply to comment by Tinuviel52 in TIFU by telling my young daughter that she had a feral sister who lived in a cage in the attic. by jesseberdinka
You know, I just realized that's basically the premise of Us.
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Sam-Gunn t1_j033vzj wrote
Reply to comment by Tinuviel52 in TIFU by telling my young daughter that she had a feral sister who lived in a cage in the attic. by jesseberdinka
Futurama did it too.
ScumbagLady t1_j032ro1 wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my young daughter that she had a feral sister who lived in a cage in the attic. by jesseberdinka
taaay eeennn duuh wiiiiiiin....TAAAY EEENN DUUH WWIIIIIIIIINNNNN!! sounds intensify
DesertPhoenixx t1_j032ffg wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my young daughter that she had a feral sister who lived in a cage in the attic. by jesseberdinka
My oldest brother convinced me that if I wasn't good, my dad was gonna kill me, cut me up and stick me up in the attic space like the other bad daughters 😅
KandosiiElephants t1_j0327a6 wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my young daughter that she had a feral sister who lived in a cage in the attic. by jesseberdinka
Slightly less sinister, my family once received mail from the local school folks asking when “Fred familylastname” would be starting school. We did not have a sibling name Fred before then, but it’s become a running joke ever since that he’s real. He’s just invisible, shy, and quiet.
christycat17 t1_j0312mx wrote
Reply to comment by waetherman in TIFU by telling my young daughter that she had a feral sister who lived in a cage in the attic. by jesseberdinka
Lol am I the only one that’s like this is bat-shit crazy?! My parent told us joke stories like this but quickly let us in on the joke; found in a bush, that they turn into wolves on a full moon, etc. Idk man, it’s a very bizarre story to come up with much less continue.
Squigglepig52 t1_j030u9d wrote
Reply to comment by jesseberdinka in TIFU by telling my young daughter that she had a feral sister who lived in a cage in the attic. by jesseberdinka
I got it from my older cousins, and just paid the joy forward!
Lurker_Zee t1_j02zmpd wrote
Reply to comment by Squigglepig52 in TIFU by telling my young daughter that she had a feral sister who lived in a cage in the attic. by jesseberdinka
I'm glad I found this place. It makes me happy that I had no siblings.
yearofthebows24 t1_j02yj7l wrote
Reply to comment by Tinuviel52 in TIFU by telling my young daughter that she had a feral sister who lived in a cage in the attic. by jesseberdinka
SIMPSONS DID IT! SIMPSONS DID IT! SIMPSONS DID IT!
jesseberdinka OP t1_j02tgqp wrote
Reply to comment by Squigglepig52 in TIFU by telling my young daughter that she had a feral sister who lived in a cage in the attic. by jesseberdinka
My sister is way tougher because of abuse my brother and I put her through. Lol.
Squigglepig52 t1_j02tcnj wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my young daughter that she had a feral sister who lived in a cage in the attic. by jesseberdinka
That's awesome.
As an older brother, I convinced my little sisters that we had another sister at one point, but she wouldn't behave, and one day she went for a drive with Mom and Dad, and never came back.
Then there was the time I convinced teh little kid my sister babysat that Mom used to punish us by making us stand in the corner while she threw bricks at us. I said that we were allowed to dodge, but that if we got hit, it was because we deserved it. It helped there were some spare bricks sitting in the corner of the patio.
He scoffed, so I told him my sister's forehead scar (chicken pox) was because she didn't dodge the brick once.
Well, he told his parents, and that was that for babysitting.
christycat17 t1_j03lbj4 wrote
Reply to comment by yazzy1233 in TIFU by telling my young daughter that she had a feral sister who lived in a cage in the attic. by jesseberdinka
Well he literally wrote his impression of her mental process…but you are right, it’s not like 6 year olds are suggestible or that they can maybe interpret some moral to the story of what happens to bad little girls. I’ll just leave the parenting to all the well-adjusted adults…👀