Recent comments in /f/tifu
guruglue t1_j0abn0t wrote
Reply to TIFU by pretending to like a band & consequently vomiting all over my love interest by Aggressive-Region838
When I get nervous, I push my fingers into my eyes.
Liv-Wrong t1_j0aajlo wrote
Reply to TIFU by pretending to like a band & consequently vomiting all over my love interest by Aggressive-Region838
Wow … my emetophobia would have made me panic
WhitDawg214 t1_j0aajce wrote
Reply to TIFU by pretending to like a band & consequently vomiting all over my love interest by Aggressive-Region838
These are the stories that build you up. It seems and feels like a gigantic F UP now but trust me, you will tell this story to a girl you like some day and you will both laugh. She will ask what music you like and you will know to tell the truth. This is how we learn, this is how we grow. This is what will make you a better mate someday. Carry On...there is a LOT of life left to live.
shakana44 t1_j0aadac wrote
Reply to TIFU by pretending to like a band & consequently vomiting all over my love interest by Aggressive-Region838
I've never heard of anyone being afraid of music. slipknot is a great band
Half_burnt_skunk t1_j09kx7z wrote
Reply to TIFU Me and a friend on snap started dating to just suddenly blocking me on everything except snap by Thydumbsir
She "ghosted" you. Time to move on.
RonNona t1_j0975nx wrote
Reply to TIFU Me and a friend on snap started dating to just suddenly blocking me on everything except snap by Thydumbsir
Move on and consider it a bullet dodged. This friend was just a passing friend and blocking someone without an explanation (when one is due) is immature.
Defiant_Low_1391 t1_j094cya wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my young daughter that she had a feral sister who lived in a cage in the attic. by jesseberdinka
Genie would not be thrilled with your story lol
[deleted] t1_j08erdk wrote
Reply to comment by Needlepeen1 in TIFU asking a customer for a "thumbs up" by loosifergoosifer
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Needlepeen1 t1_j084io3 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU asking a customer for a "thumbs up" by loosifergoosifer
????
spaghettni OP t1_j07yd97 wrote
Reply to comment by EinsTwo in TIFU by forgetting my passport by spaghettni
Thank you so much! Hopefully I will still see them
spaghettni OP t1_j07y6nj wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by forgetting my passport by spaghettni
Lol
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j07wmsc wrote
Oh I thought this was going to be about a prostitute giving someone up thumbs up the ass when the client didn’t want it
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j07we5t wrote
Reply to TIFU by forgetting my passport by spaghettni
Just ask them to reschedule the ceremony until you can get back
overmydeadusername t1_j070lps wrote
It happens, I work in healthcare and after checking a patient who was in a wheelchair, I politely told them to “take a seat, and the nurse will be with you shortly.” Needless to say I wanted to die of embarrassment.
decidedlyindecisive t1_j06yav9 wrote
Reply to comment by Ezaviel in TIFU by telling my young daughter that she had a feral sister who lived in a cage in the attic. by jesseberdinka
Yeah it's awful. They went to prison for it in the 70s. Last I heard, the profits from their estate goes to a charity, I hope that's still the case.
HotPrior477 t1_j06vot7 wrote
Reply to comment by EinsTwo in TIFU by forgetting my passport by spaghettni
Yeah. Exactly. They were cool back then
EinsTwo t1_j06nfjd wrote
Reply to comment by Van_GOOOOOUGH in TIFU by forgetting my passport by spaghettni
Probably typo for hotel
rk06 t1_j06mt1u wrote
Reply to comment by Jealous-Jacket6996 in TIFU by telling my young daughter that she had a feral sister who lived in a cage in the attic. by jesseberdinka
It is certainly one of the top TIFU. But OP's previous story (bloody leprechaun) and Potato were hilarious as well.
If I was OP's kid, I would never trust OP.
Jealous-Jacket6996 t1_j06mc2t wrote
Reply to comment by rk06 in TIFU by telling my young daughter that she had a feral sister who lived in a cage in the attic. by jesseberdinka
It’s a common colloquialism where I’m from, a sort of ironic understatement. In reality, it’s been a very long time since I’ve seen a similarly excellent post.
BadBoppa t1_j06lsjv wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my young daughter that she had a feral sister who lived in a cage in the attic. by jesseberdinka
What's really fucked up is the only thing the school did was a phone call? Like if you did have a kid locked up and you go:"nah" The school still just goes: "cool, ok np soz for calling!"
fomoco94 t1_j06jeuc wrote
Your true FU was avoiding the table. He clearly knew it wasn't an insult.
Ezaviel t1_j06ilsc wrote
Reply to comment by decidedlyindecisive in TIFU by telling my young daughter that she had a feral sister who lived in a cage in the attic. by jesseberdinka
TIL David Eddings was a giant piece of shit. Who knew.
bugdelver t1_j06f5ja wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my young daughter that she had a feral sister who lived in a cage in the attic. by jesseberdinka
Technically the principal was supposed to call department of child services… this could have turned out very badly for you…
Aggressive-Region838 OP t1_j0abxwv wrote
Reply to comment by guruglue in TIFU by pretending to like a band & consequently vomiting all over my love interest by Aggressive-Region838
Maybe if I had actually given a listen to them before this disaster I would’ve thought of that haha. I have now, and they’re honestly pretty good when I’m not put under the stress of impressing a girl :)