Recent comments in /f/tifu
SSNs4evr t1_j0f9e68 wrote
Reply to TIFU by "ruining" a friendship by Wafflesfortheday
Relationships with friends and lovers tend to ebb and flow, but when they are truely valued members of your circle, you always go back to them, and they to you. Others whom you may be friendly with, become close friends while there's commonality in your lives, schedules, or situations, then after a time you drift out of each other's lives. Sometimes friendships seem to end, over disagreements, separations, or whatever, and after some separation and quiet, things are reevaluated and people come back together - sometimes it's just over. Be a good person, live as gracefully as possible, and the great friends will always be there, in whatever variations nature works out.
bathtubbear t1_j0f5qwb wrote
Reply to comment by a13xj0nk3r in TIFU by destroying my stomach lining by [deleted]
seriously wouldn’t wish the pain on my worst enemy
ColoradoWaveRider t1_j0f5nwm wrote
Reply to comment by Jarko314 in TIFU by asking my father in law if he liked rapists… by [deleted]
Well, now your family knows why she’s your wife.
a13xj0nk3r t1_j0f5luk wrote
Reply to TIFU by destroying my stomach lining by [deleted]
Yeah happened to me a few months back, same symptoms and everything. It persisted for a while so I had a doctor check it out. It was gastritis. I’ve never felt pain like it. I know how you feel man.
Jarko314 t1_j0f5ei5 wrote
Reply to comment by JayAllOverYourBees in TIFU by asking my father in law if he liked rapists… by [deleted]
Oooh! Maybe that’s way they didn’t realize right away that is was a mistake and they though OP was pointing out 2pac actions.
KrankySilverFox t1_j0f5at6 wrote
Reply to comment by neovb in TIFU by destroying my stomach lining by [deleted]
I had to go to the ER in N.O. for severe vomiting. I had oysters for dinner. The ER doc told me that Katrina killed off a lot of the oyster beds. As a result the oysters are shipped in from all over and aren’t fresh. He said they had a huge uptick in people sick from the sea food.
Jarko314 t1_j0f59in wrote
No biggie, is a totally understandable mistake.
The other way around happened to my wife. We were in a family lunch with my grandma and she said In Spanish “quiero comer polla!” (I want to eat dick) instead of “quiero comer pollo” (I want to eat chicken). Everyone laugh, she blushed and then I made fun of her for a bit. And now we just laugh about that every now and then.
KrankySilverFox t1_j0f4xqo wrote
Reply to TIFU by destroying my stomach lining by [deleted]
Alcohol and strange foods will do it. I used to live in New Orleans and about 1 out of 5 times I go there I over indulge and end up begging God to call me home.
_reversegiraffe_ t1_j0f4uuc wrote
Reply to TIFU by destroying my stomach lining by [deleted]
you gotta drink water... but not from the New Orleans municipal supply.
Room temperature bottled water would be fine, just make sure you drink it after alcohol or spicy food and you'll be ok.
Stetzj18 t1_j0f4849 wrote
Reply to comment by MorgainofAvalon in TIFU by asking my father in law if he liked rapists… by [deleted]
Right? I would've asked if he knew what he just said with a large smile lol. My family would be dying
bathtubbear t1_j0f40nv wrote
Reply to comment by Extremelyfunnyperson in TIFU by destroying my stomach lining by [deleted]
i very rarely use cannabis!
Extremelyfunnyperson t1_j0f3rvl wrote
Reply to TIFU by destroying my stomach lining by [deleted]
Look up CHS
bathtubbear t1_j0f3oyf wrote
Reply to comment by neovb in TIFU by destroying my stomach lining by [deleted]
i’m pretty sure it’s gastritis. it’s been persisting since i got home and it’s been over a week now 💔
neovb t1_j0f3icw wrote
Reply to TIFU by destroying my stomach lining by [deleted]
Certainly a TIFU, but that sounds to me like a good amount of food poisoning from questionable food in New Orleans and not necessarily alcohol. And let me tell you, there's a LOT of questionable places to eat there.
Fester_The_DJ_1 t1_j0f3h80 wrote
Reply to comment by blodskaal in TIFU by "ruining" a friendship by Wafflesfortheday
That's somewhat like my own life, TBH. My family members have all passed away.
Friends come and go like the tide. I frequently overhear them talking about the most recent big party they attended.
Whenever I mention or ask why I wasn't invited, they play dumb, "Oh we didn't mean to do that. I may have believed it in the beginning, but not anymore.
One may expect that kind of behavior from kids, but not from SENIOR CITEZENS IN ASSITSED LIVING??!!?? I guess some people just never grow up.
permanentmarker1 t1_j0f0jkd wrote
Reply to TIFU by "ruining" a friendship by Wafflesfortheday
Yeah. You are probably a bitch
shellykachua69 OP t1_j0f0iec wrote
Reply to TIFU by falling sick after telling my boss that people lie about being sick to skip work by shellykachua69
Update 1- Took some antacid and am driving to work now. There's pain but I think I'll make it through the day
Juuuunkt t1_j0ezrhr wrote
My grandpa's Filipino wife once said he had a beautiful condom. She meant condo. Nobody made her feel bad for complimenting his condom though. Sorry your in-laws have no sense of humor.
zeiandren t1_j0eysnm wrote
Reply to TIFU by falling sick after telling my boss that people lie about being sick to skip work by shellykachua69
Hopefully you never recover
Y0ungS4ndwich t1_j0exrcf wrote
Reply to TIFU by falling sick after telling my boss that people lie about being sick to skip work by shellykachua69
Congratulations, you played yourself. GL tho
twohedwlf t1_j0exf1p wrote
Reply to TIFU by falling sick after telling my boss that people lie about being sick to skip work by shellykachua69
Yeah, that sounds like karma for being so toxic about your coworkers.
Blu3dream517 t1_j0exc07 wrote
Reply to TIFU by falling sick after telling my boss that people lie about being sick to skip work by shellykachua69
Don't go to work sick. Tell you boss you're sick and ready to work when you're outside but dont go in the building sick. Edit: you aren't sick (you think its samosas) but you could be it's going around
-speedrunner- OP t1_j0eowyl wrote
Reply to comment by missannthrope1 in TIFU by Countering loneliness by adding every worldwide holiday to my Microsoft Outlook calendar by -speedrunner-
I’ll add it! I read the 25th of every month is regarded as Anzac Day, to remember the New Zealand + Australian soldiers who fought in WWI.
Even then, this description a huge understatement. The reality of WWI still scares me a bit. The soldiers sacrificed everything and set a heroic tone for National strength, identity, and pride. Considering the population sizes, it’s a lot of people who traveled maybe the first + last time across the world to fight for their country in WWI. In a way, the soldiers proved their nations are capable to be its own independent country.. was right! and that is super cool.
-speedrunner- OP t1_j0elsw4 wrote
Reply to comment by beat-alls in TIFU by Countering loneliness by adding every worldwide holiday to my Microsoft Outlook calendar by -speedrunner-
That’s very kind of you!! Celebrate w your loved ones. That itself makes me happy. I’m glad that kind of happiness exists.
I think it may be fun. Sometimes celebrating is just a cup of coffee* and reading about the holiday (mostly history).
*Coffee means instant coffee 😂🥹
Fester_The_DJ_1 t1_j0f9ev8 wrote
Reply to comment by spenserhicks123 in TIFU by asking my father in law if he liked rapists… by [deleted]
Yeah, her father is acting like his daughter'boyfriend / fiancé is raping his dsughter!!
I hope the others explained to the father what happened, tempers have since calmed, and things are getting back to normal.