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TheOldMancunian t1_j0fsqt0 wrote

Simple Mistake to make. Now you know that the person making rap music is a rapper, not a rapist.

Though thinking about it, may be you were right first time. Favorite description by a DJ: "He is rap artist and has made several hit records. ...... Thats rap with a silent C and hit with a silent S".

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HYThrowaway1980 t1_j0fqzh6 wrote

Oh, that’s nothing. My (Spanish) mother to this day continues to make horrendous blunders in English. Mostly while out shopping.

Imagine the following in a full sentence for context:

  • Raping paper (wrapping paper)
  • Orange Jews (orange juice)
  • Turkey goblins (giblets)
  • Testicles (witnesses, ie testigos)
  • Robber globs (rubber gloves)
  • Cheek pies (chick peas)

And many many more.

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Its_Mills t1_j0fqvxd wrote

Honestly, it's totally fine if you don't go, it most likely is your friends FU. Not yours. Resolution to many of these Post are 'get better friends', with this one I can totally agree "get better friends''

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bathtubbear t1_j0fl99k wrote

thank you for the advice! i have definitely tried to take it as a learning experience and i’ve been trying to eat very plain foods. it has helped me manage and now my pain level is down by a LOT. i will go get checked out by a doctor as well!

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[deleted] OP t1_j0fkoek wrote

You def have gastritis and you may even have Pancreatitis. Go see a Dr. If you can’t afford it (I’m Aussie and we know healthcare isn’t cheap over there) then go get yourself a good reflux medication and some probiotics. Try and stay on a very bland diet (clear fluids would be best) for a few weeks and if it doesn’t improve you may need IV antibiotics and a couple days in hosp on IV fluids. We get pancreatitis patients in to ED pretty much every day with symptoms just like yours so don’t beat yourself up but learn something from this so you don’t do it again.

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