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miss_antlers t1_j0jh38g wrote
Reply to comment by mortymort199608 in TIFU by falling sick after telling my boss that people lie about being sick to skip work by shellykachua69
This bish fr got infected by the Karma Bug
OldCarWorshipper t1_j0jf9ev wrote
Reply to TIFU by pretending to like a band & consequently vomiting all over my love interest by Aggressive-Region838
Pretty awful, OP. However- if she doesn't at least have the compassion to check up on you when you were clearly sick, that's not the best sign.
OldCarWorshipper t1_j0jf1fe wrote
Reply to comment by coyote_grundy_666 in TIFU by pretending to like a band & consequently vomiting all over my love interest by Aggressive-Region838
Napalm Death.
Morbid Angel.
Sepultura.
Slayer.
Kreator.
Sodmom.
Takaithepanda t1_j0jcd0p wrote
Reply to comment by shellykachua69 in TIFU by falling sick after telling my boss that people lie about being sick to skip work by shellykachua69
The important thing is that you learn from this and be better in the future.
Takaithepanda t1_j0jb9kx wrote
Reply to comment by RefrigeratorFit599 in TIFU by falling sick after telling my boss that people lie about being sick to skip work by shellykachua69
Actually fucking amazing burn, holy shit.
viola_monkey t1_j0jaamc wrote
Reply to comment by shellykachua69 in TIFU by falling sick after telling my boss that people lie about being sick to skip work by shellykachua69
If your boss is that person, odds are they e already noticed that person who is always out the 2nd Monday of the month. It could be legit. But if you bring it up again, be prepared to be hit with something along the lines of: maybe you need to more to do if you have all this time to keep up with the comings and goings of a colleague. But kudos to you for owning the karmic retribution!! Hope you feel better!
-speedrunner- OP t1_j0j878h wrote
Reply to comment by amayernican in TIFU by Countering loneliness by adding every worldwide holiday to my Microsoft Outlook calendar by -speedrunner-
haha no. i’ll pretend my alternative dimension personality is. i appreciate the kind words!
SomeDude3599 t1_j0j4rxr wrote
Reply to comment by Panda_Girl_19 in TIFU by jumping into my pants by [deleted]
it was a pretty cool video
[deleted] t1_j0iz8ld wrote
MmmmmmKayyyyyyyyyyyy t1_j0itwir wrote
Reply to TIFU by falling sick after telling my boss that people lie about being sick to skip work by shellykachua69
Karma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mgm_tea t1_j0ikc89 wrote
Reply to TIFU by falling sick after telling my boss that people lie about being sick to skip work by shellykachua69
slurp slurp Ermm yes bossman these lazy underlings are LYING to avoid work!! 🤓
Jotunn7 t1_j0iagws wrote
Reply to TIFU by falling sick after telling my boss that people lie about being sick to skip work by shellykachua69
Dude, if you're sick, call in sick.
Sure people lie about it, but its also a situation where someone could have caught food poisoning or a cold could have gone from "eh, stuffy nose" to "I'm vomiting and feeble". In either case, letting the person take the day off helps ensure it won't repeat again the next day. After all, if they are indeed sick and come in, now they're recovery is impeded and they may be sick longer, plus they probably were borderline useless that day anyway. If it does repeat to the point where its a serious issue, then they can be asked to get a doctor's note. That indicates whether its a chronic issue that needs accommodated, or if they've been lying they'll be in the next day.
Having been in retail before, I absolutely get being pissed that someone's called in sick *again*. It means more work for the people who are there, and it can't be scheduled or planned for. Even so, the real issue is always that whoever has been doing the scheduling and hiring is putting y'all on a skeleton screw staff. One person being absent should never be crippling to everyone else. If it is, then either someone else needs hired who can perform their tasks as well, or there's flat-out too little manpower available at the job to deal with unexpected events. Either one is a failure of the business/manager/scheduler not a failure of the absent person.
amayernican t1_j0i7u0z wrote
Reply to comment by -speedrunner- in TIFU by Countering loneliness by adding every worldwide holiday to my Microsoft Outlook calendar by -speedrunner-
Please tell me you're a writer.
FestiveSquid t1_j0i5xal wrote
Reply to comment by rebuildmylifenow in TIFU by asking my father in law if he liked rapists… by [deleted]
No-Hippo5631 t1_j0i4dwn wrote
Reply to TIFU by falling sick after telling my boss that people lie about being sick to skip work by shellykachua69
I wake up 1.25 hours before work with a migraine sometimes. These are so bad I sometimes have to get my partner to text that I'm sick since I can't open my eyes without feeling like I'm getting hit in the head with a thick textbook, and have trouble going to the bathroom ,forget working, but luckily I vomit enough for 3 days so I barely have to go to the bathroom anyway due to dehydration and not keeping food (or pain meds) down. I would much rather just go be bored at work because hell is what I described, and I've just decided to go to the hospital a few times because I was still in constant unwavering pain 2 days in. So let's just say I'm feeling some schaudenfreude here, no offense OP but hopefully you'll be more understanding in the future bc you were kinda asking for this in a karmic sense.
le_bi0_n00b t1_j0i19e6 wrote
If he or they cant find humor in a simple mistake like that and laugh it off they arent good ppl.
[deleted] OP t1_j0hyhig wrote
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Neither-Candy-545 t1_j0hx3zj wrote
Lol I taught English as a second language for a couple of years and this mistake is waaaay more common than you'd think
ThisSorrowfulLife t1_j0hv4rg wrote
abumchuk t1_j0hupum wrote
Reply to comment by Jarko314 in TIFU by asking my father in law if he liked rapists… by [deleted]
i was taught to say chupa mi verga (spelling) at a bar in mexico... I didn't speak any spanish at the time and that is NOT what they told me it meant
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Critical-Echo-923 t1_j0hp53c wrote
Reply to comment by Jarko314 in TIFU by asking my father in law if he liked rapists… by [deleted]
sssh dear... that supposed to be a secret :))
somedonkus420 t1_j0hneps wrote
Reply to TIFU by falling sick after telling my boss that people lie about being sick to skip work by shellykachua69
So you don't mind your own business when coworkers are sick and you are going to go work around other people while you are unwell because of pride? That's pretty toxic
SteadyTag t1_j0hm975 wrote
Reminds me of my friend back when I was around 11. We were at the local bmx track and some kids had just arrived all dressed up in racing gear. The first thing my friend asked was “Hey are you guys racists?!”
I knew he meant racers but the those kids were like “What? No way man!”
Except my friend was a white canadian kid
phryra09 t1_j0jku6f wrote
Reply to TIFU by falling sick after telling my boss that people lie about being sick to skip work by shellykachua69
Why are you being a boot licker and siding with the boss?