i’m canadian so don’t have trader joes unfortunately but will ask my dad and stepmom to pick me some up next time they go🥲🥲

You have get a pack that makes 4-5 from Trader Joe’s for $5 or so. Much better, I’m sure.

You’re fine unless there was damage to the utility pole and it was caught on camera with your license plate. Take it from someone who backed into a retaining wall and knocked off a few bricks. The paranoia won’t subside for a little bit but it’s deserved, it’ll feel better once you realize no one reported it. Just takes some time.

I really should high key traumatized

Dude just hand in your licence before you kill someone

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A true friend does not act this way, and certainly not a bestie. When someone shows you who they really are, believe them.

Wow, I misread the title as “TIFU bu not wanking at graduation”

That's not your bestie

Sounds like you need a new best friend.

they're horrible little balls of fury I swear

Sounds like my ex cooking those dreadful things. Instant diarrhea every single time. What is people's obsession with peas are I'll never know. I had some from the deli yesterday and just eating them I cringed thinking about my last few experiences with "them". Cringe

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Yeq

well that'd atleast better than breaking it

Just sprained, pretty bad though

was your ancle fractured? Forgor to ask

Pretty minor yea

minor oopsies

Tyty!!

the storytelling skill is TOOO GOOOD

That’s when you take the plane to Cabo to party alone.

I had a teacher who told us a story about being in france with some friends. One of them was talking to a local and said she likes French jam better because ours has too many “préservatif.” He started laughing because in French that means condom and preservatives are called “conservatrices.”

It definitely happens haha but poor OP for being made to feel bad. Languages are hard!

You are to be honored for trying. I have 2 languages fluent and now…yo es estudiante por comprende espanol

Cursed by her own hubris