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nowhereman1223 t1_j0vkrud wrote
Reply to TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
In my country a cash in hand job is not tax fraud on it's own.
What makes it fraud is when you don't report that income to the tax authority.
dewaine01 t1_j0vj82i wrote
Reply to comment by HushedCalli in TIFU by making my mom ramen by HushedCalli
There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with microwaving cup o noodles
Accomplished-Trust11 OP t1_j0v2t1a wrote
Reply to comment by ThadisJones in TIFU by missing out on serving up a valuable lesson. by Accomplished-Trust11
You may be right, but the server may have taken the opportunity to vent after being screwed over multiple times while doing her job.
We did ghost her.
ThadisJones t1_j0v0xsg wrote
>my fuck up was that I should have asked our server to come out to the car and loudly explain to Madge how she would be impacted
The server probably cares way more about getting the bill paid plus tip than about getting a chance to lecture Madge.
And Madge won't learn a god damn thing anyway. Maybe just ghost her.
HushedCalli OP t1_j0uxmlw wrote
Reply to comment by terminally-happy in TIFU by making my mom ramen by HushedCalli
Oki, I'll keep that in mind! Have a good day!
terminally-happy t1_j0uxfh1 wrote
Reply to comment by HushedCalli in TIFU by making my mom ramen by HushedCalli
Oh good I’m glad to hear you’re okay so far! If you can get a small towel really wet and stick it in the freezer for a while it might be nice to hold onto and numb your hand a bit. Good luck friend!
HushedCalli OP t1_j0ux8w5 wrote
Reply to comment by terminally-happy in TIFU by making my mom ramen by HushedCalli
That's what's happening to me rn. No blisters or anything, it just hurts. At least it wasn't my right hand.
HushedCalli OP t1_j0ux0o8 wrote
Reply to comment by Nemain-Tankgirl in TIFU by making my mom ramen by HushedCalli
We did wait a few minutes for the ramen 😭
Accomplished-Trust11 OP t1_j0uvjwp wrote
Reply to comment by kmz57 in TIFU by missing out on serving up a valuable lesson. by Accomplished-Trust11
Thanks. As we walked to the car, I was worried that the cops would arrive and arrest all of us.
Careful-Ad-3221 t1_j0unp2y wrote
Reply to TIFU by driving my dad's car for practice. by [deleted]
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terminally-happy t1_j0un75x wrote
Reply to TIFU by making my mom ramen by HushedCalli
Oh my god I did this once when I was in Nepal! I poured boiling water on my whole hand in the middle of the night, I was way too terrified to scream or make a noise because I didn’t want to wake anyone. Just did the cold water trick and sobbed silently. I was convinced I was going to wake up with a giant blister or something crazy.
Nothing ever happened! Not a single blister or any sign of damage. Just hurt like hell!!!
unreal_laernu t1_j0u9060 wrote
Reply to TIFU by making my mom ramen by HushedCalli
Aloe and Raw honey are both also amazing on burns. Separately, not mixed together - at least I've never tried them together!
ZlatanKabuto t1_j0u8lgs wrote
Reply to comment by saahaw in TIFU by making my mom ramen by HushedCalli
Interesting, thank you. I've never used ice anyway, but now I know that it needs to be avoided
Letifer_Umbra t1_j0u7yxt wrote
The whole idea of a server having to cover the bill of a dine and dash is criminal. Not figuratively, but literally. It is by law forbidden.
[deleted] OP t1_j0u5o96 wrote
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kmz57 t1_j0u52sx wrote
First time I've heard the bubble off of plumb,I liked that. Guess some folks don't get that what she did is stealing, and made you comlicit in a crime. Its good to see a truely jonest person.
Frogsnotjesus t1_j0tzbnt wrote
Reply to TIFU by making my mom ramen by HushedCalli
Dude I did this like a week ago but with tea🙃 I just held freezies+frozen veggies in my hand until it didn’t hurt anymore
worldlylayout31 t1_j0tydfa wrote
Reply to TIFU by making my mom ramen by HushedCalli
Well, it looks like you've really "noodled" this one up! Let's hope your hand starts feeling "souper" soon.
[deleted] OP t1_j0txfy4 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by driving my dad's car for practice. by [deleted]
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[deleted] OP t1_j0twxq5 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by driving my dad's car for practice. by [deleted]
Thanks, that's pretty much what I've learned after that. Now I've actually realized how many faults I still have in my driving and was just arrogant thinking I could just drive after taking so many lessons. I've taken about 50 hours in lessons so far and it's been going quite well the last 10 hours so I got too confident.
[deleted] OP t1_j0twfvf wrote
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Doom_Prophet t1_j0tv197 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by driving my dad's car for practice. by [deleted]
If you hit a pedestrian or cyclist you'd be absolutely fucked.
[deleted] OP t1_j0ttyvq wrote
Reply to comment by KeyToCancel in TIFU by driving my dad's car for practice. by [deleted]
Won't really mind if I got banned from driving. Not after that.
[deleted] OP t1_j0ttxlj wrote
Reply to comment by Doom_Prophet in TIFU by driving my dad's car for practice. by [deleted]
Wouldn't know. Probably have my dad pay it for now and pay him back after I've gotten enough. And not drive anymore for a loooooooong time.
Smarterthaniwas t1_j0vm3z1 wrote
Reply to TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
He can hire you as casual labour and pay you from petty cash if he wants. It's so funny that you're cool to break the law (which you aren't unless YOU don't claim it on your taxes), but you're warning everyone else now that experts and friends have advised you (poorly, so I'm pretty confident you just had a couple random friends say it was sketchy - no professionals) it's illegal so you're putting him on blast ...funny.