Recent comments in /f/tifu
Ratzink t1_j0wh7f3 wrote
Reply to TIFU by not knowing I was sending a voicemail to my Professor, while complaining about said Professor by [deleted]
If your wording is similar to what you posted here I think a sincere apology is required, but this isn't really terrible. Tell them you were frustrated and meant no disrespect. It sounds like they're at least willing to try and work with you. That's a plus.
FederalCrazy5881 t1_j0wfxed wrote
Reply to comment by ItsHowWellYouMowFast in TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
LMFAOO IM SCREAMING
Revolutionary_Cut236 OP t1_j0w9yve wrote
Reply to comment by PM_ME_FUNFAX in TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
Nothing gets passed the tax man. Ever
PM_ME_FUNFAX t1_j0w9vsw wrote
Reply to comment by Revolutionary_Cut236 in TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
Then don't let the tax man see it
couchthievery t1_j0w98d8 wrote
idk man. You sound like a parent who wants to get the police to lecture their kid for them. I don't see why the server would have wanted to do that for you.
Revolutionary_Cut236 OP t1_j0w8lcm wrote
Reply to comment by link_the_fire_skelly in TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
I'm good. Im a home bird. I like to stay in the area I was born in.
link_the_fire_skelly t1_j0w8i9o wrote
Reply to comment by Revolutionary_Cut236 in TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
OP should try moving to Amsterdam.
Revolutionary_Cut236 OP t1_j0w8fwc wrote
Reply to comment by link_the_fire_skelly in TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
And the UK. Legal in Amsterdam though
link_the_fire_skelly t1_j0w8dcs wrote
Reply to TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
Prostitution is illegal in the US
eatassordiefast420 t1_j0w6xw7 wrote
Reply to comment by Revolutionary_Cut236 in TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
Good luck! Make sure to get a good rate for any future hand jobs
Revolutionary_Cut236 OP t1_j0w6rta wrote
Reply to comment by eatassordiefast420 in TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
Oh now I get it lol
eatassordiefast420 t1_j0w6po2 wrote
Reply to comment by Revolutionary_Cut236 in TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
Lmao no I'm saying why hurt your shoulder giving hand jobs when you can just use your mouth instead, like you implied
This thread has me cracking up
Revolutionary_Cut236 OP t1_j0w6h7b wrote
Reply to comment by eatassordiefast420 in TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
Because I fell off my bike? Wait is this another funny q?
eatassordiefast420 t1_j0w6d95 wrote
Reply to comment by Revolutionary_Cut236 in TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
Epic response why hurt the shoulder huh?
Revolutionary_Cut236 OP t1_j0w66zf wrote
Reply to comment by eatassordiefast420 in TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
Yeah... I noticed... besides I don't do hand jobs when I have a mouth lol
eatassordiefast420 t1_j0w5k55 wrote
Reply to comment by Revolutionary_Cut236 in TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
Homie was pushing this for a minute I hope you reread your replies lol
Revolutionary_Cut236 OP t1_j0w4n5h wrote
Reply to comment by PM_ME_FUNFAX in TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
That's the problem. If the tax man don't see it he will ask why I'm getting so much money and not paying for it when I get found out.
PM_ME_FUNFAX t1_j0w3yr8 wrote
Reply to comment by Revolutionary_Cut236 in TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
Unless you're making an obscene amount of money, fuck it take the cash. I'm sure the UK has some checks like the US, banks have to report over 600$ in deposits. If your getting paid on cash, and only spend in cash... You're fine.
I mean unless you go spreading it all over the internet.
Revolutionary_Cut236 OP t1_j0w287o wrote
Reply to comment by ItsHowWellYouMowFast in TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
Oh very funny -_-
ItsHowWellYouMowFast t1_j0w25l5 wrote
Reply to comment by Revolutionary_Cut236 in TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
That's fair, although almost 7 hours is an awful long time to give hand jobs. On average how many would you say you gave per day?
Revolutionary_Cut236 OP t1_j0w1sd3 wrote
Reply to comment by ItsHowWellYouMowFast in TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
I wasn't clear enough. The person I mentioned works 8 hours at my main job. My side job was 4-10:45 with a 15 minute break which I took at random. The 2 days I worked totaled to13.5 hours. So I was Paid roughly for 2 out of those hours (which I will be giving back)
ItsHowWellYouMowFast t1_j0w1h3u wrote
Reply to comment by Revolutionary_Cut236 in TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
8 hours is a long time for a cash hand job. Did you take breaks at all or was it just 8 hours straight?
Revolutionary_Cut236 OP t1_j0w1159 wrote
Reply to TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
Either way there's no evidence of my payment, it's below nmw and they have a chappy attitude to me for raising my concerns about breaking the law that could get ME into trouble. I was gonna leave anyway after that text.
ShinjukuAce t1_j0w0sji wrote
Reply to comment by Revolutionary_Cut236 in TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
But you won’t be in trouble, just as long as you fairly report and pay taxes on the cash you actually got from them. And if the company is committing tax fraud, they certainly won’t want to attract attention by snitching on you.
symcbean t1_j0wifi9 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by driving my dad's car for practice. by [deleted]
And what would your father have thought of you?