Recent comments in /f/tifu
ConvivialKat t1_j0xpjhs wrote
Just dump it down the sink, dude. It's ONE glass of lemonade, not a lifetime supply.
Conwaydawg t1_j0xp1kv wrote
Reply to TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
Omg. The worry over this tribal thing is ridiculous. IRS would never came after you. They would never have know. Do you know how many illegal immigrants do this every day?
desi_pepsi t1_j0xlvd4 wrote
Reply to TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
Damn, the hand job must be hard. Do you work daily?
Rare-Lie9229 t1_j0xic34 wrote
Just water it down
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_j0xhs4h wrote
Reply to comment by great_site_not in TIFU by drinking Lemonade while sick with COVID. by Worldly_Ad_6243
That would make the lemonade taste awful. Better to throw it away and drink water.
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_j0xhnl6 wrote
Throw it out and be glad you can taste. I've never had covid, but my son described gagging on a glass of water, because it was cold and wet with absolutely no taste.
great_site_not t1_j0xgtk1 wrote
Hmm. I don't know if anyone catches COVID from COVID-infected people's unfinished beverages being in the fridge, but if you can't do that and don't want to throw it out, hmm. If it's the acidity that hurt your throat, maybe try neutralizing it by adding some baking soda? This will make the lemonade salty, so not do this if you're restricting your sodium intake. If you do, add the baking soda carefully to avoid it fizzing out of control and making a mess.
MrLegilimens t1_j0xctx6 wrote
Reply to comment by Revolutionary_Cut236 in TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
Op they’re making fun of you for saying handjob.
Lexisa t1_j0wys39 wrote
Reply to comment by ItsHowWellYouMowFast in TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
I was wondering how long it was going to take OP to realize what you were saying. 😂😂
onyxaj t1_j0wy6l6 wrote
Reply to comment by HushedCalli in TIFU by making my mom ramen by HushedCalli
Do NOT ice a burn. It's sounds good, bit it's really bad. Also don't run cold water on it. Cool to room temp is best.
Revolutionary_Cut236 OP t1_j0wvwn3 wrote
Reply to comment by ElectroStaticSpeaker in TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
I could do that actually. However I did get a text from them saying I'd be on the payroll. So I'll have to see how that goes. If they don't deduct tax then i could report it myself. But they better pay the NMW since the money i get will be on record.
photo-nerd-121 OP t1_j0wvt6x wrote
Reply to comment by 100proofattitudepowe in TIFU by not walking at graduation by photo-nerd-121
I don’t really want to walk. But because I didn’t, not many people knew. The only people I want at graduation would be my partner, brother and sister. But they both live pretty far and my partner and I are going to be celebrating just the two of us. I just regret not making it a big deal and having this happen as a result
ElectroStaticSpeaker t1_j0wvo3i wrote
Reply to comment by Revolutionary_Cut236 in TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
Sure I am not telling you to do this. But you can report the income yourself if the place doesn't automatically subtract it if you want to cover your own bases. It's not a crime to do work for cash and it isn't your responsibility to ensure your employer is paying social security for you or anything.
Accomplished-Trust11 OP t1_j0wvg1z wrote
Reply to comment by couchthievery in TIFU by missing out on serving up a valuable lesson. by Accomplished-Trust11
We were okay with telling her off. And we ghosted her, too. I wouldn't ask the server to do that for me. Only if she wanted to scream at the person who ripped her off. As I said, she looked pissed at me, probably thinking I was knowingly involved in the crime. And, yeah, maybe it would have helped to scare her straight. Maybe not. But, she would have been embarrassed as hell.
Revolutionary_Cut236 OP t1_j0wuslh wrote
Reply to comment by ElectroStaticSpeaker in TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
I still don't really want to take chances. HMRC and IRS may have different rules with this sort of thing and one could be more harsh than the other. From what I heard, someone'ssmoother was caught doing it and was sent to the slammer.
ElectroStaticSpeaker t1_j0wuigr wrote
Reply to TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
Highly doubt the IRS comes after you for not reporting less than a minimum wage salary at a part time position. Especially not for a 5 year sentence.
Thisisall_new2me2 t1_j0wqmvo wrote
Reply to TIFU by not knowing I was sending a voicemail to my Professor, while complaining about said Professor by [deleted]
If you’re trying to contact a teacher ALWAYS assume they will hear what you say even if they don’t pick up.
mikaytheeasterbunny t1_j0wom91 wrote
Reply to comment by eo1ian in TIFU by making my mom ramen by HushedCalli
Beauticians hate this one simple trick!
Ratzink t1_j0wkhip wrote
Reply to comment by chaoticinternetnerd in TIFU by not knowing I was sending a voicemail to my Professor, while complaining about said Professor by [deleted]
That's what I thought. I think you'll be ok.
chaoticinternetnerd t1_j0wkd1h wrote
Reply to comment by Ratzink in TIFU by not knowing I was sending a voicemail to my Professor, while complaining about said Professor by [deleted]
No, I wasn’t vulgar, just a bit rude by saying things like ‘’boring’ and ‘not inspiring’. But then again: she wasn’t meant to hear that.
AITAMarriedLady t1_j0wk1of wrote
Reply to comment by Kubliah in TIFU by making my mom ramen by HushedCalli
You do realize it's legitimately the heat that causes leaching, not the microwave heat? Pouring hot water into the cup causes the same issue
Ratzink t1_j0wk0z6 wrote
Reply to comment by chaoticinternetnerd in TIFU by not knowing I was sending a voicemail to my Professor, while complaining about said Professor by [deleted]
I was thinking hopefully you weren't vulgar or anything like that. It really isn't that terrible of a fu except the part where it ended up on her voice mail. If you were chilling with your friend only and said stuff like that it would be fine. Good luck.
chaoticinternetnerd t1_j0wjfk5 wrote
Reply to comment by Ratzink in TIFU by not knowing I was sending a voicemail to my Professor, while complaining about said Professor by [deleted]
I’m planning to sincerely apologize indeed! I don’t know the exact wording I used but I’m pretty sure I said something along the lined of the subject being boring and the working groups not inspiring.
clarkbartron t1_j0wj01b wrote
Reply to TIFU by making my mom ramen by HushedCalli
Hope the pain goes away soon.
Friendly_Grocery2890 t1_j0xpt0x wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking Lemonade while sick with COVID. by Worldly_Ad_6243
I have also recently gotten covid for the first time and to be honest I would choose to suffer the spicy lemonade every day of my life rather than have no taste or smell. I truely hope you recover without any issues, this sucks