Recent comments in /f/tifu
Revolutionary_Cut236 OP t1_j107aqp wrote
Reply to comment by GaWdLy1 in TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
Omg this isn't a sex story dude...
Daddy_Casey t1_j103tzg wrote
This post should almost be on r/frugal because of how worried you are to spill your singular glass of lemonade down the sink.
Kubliah t1_j0zrjkv wrote
Reply to comment by AITAMarriedLady in TIFU by making my mom ramen by HushedCalli
Microwaves don't heat evenly, they superheat some parts and underheat others. If you don't think that a microwave can get the foam hotter than pre-boiled water then I don't know what to tell you other than it's still better to be safe than sorry.
OberonPrimeGX t1_j0zqz6q wrote
Reply to comment by onyxaj in TIFU by making my mom ramen by HushedCalli
Immediately icing burns causes tissue scarring if I recall correctly? 9th grade science teacher had to help a student that burned her hand and I recall her getting mad at us for using ice water. Told us to use cool running water from the sink first.
GaWdLy1 t1_j0zkz8w wrote
Reply to TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
I came here to read about your handjob that was a mistake. All I came away with was a very poorly-punctuated story in which you claimed to not know that not paying taxes is illegal...
OberonPrimeGX t1_j0zh68l wrote
Reply to TIFU by thinking my cat ate a hair tie by Ninnino07
You might feel a bit frayed, but the fact is you clearly love your cat quite a bit. Can only give you props for that.
Hope you get through the jaw pain.
denimpanzer t1_j0zd3gw wrote
Reply to comment by ItsHowWellYouMowFast in TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
Seems like you’d need some sort of hazard pay for that long lasting of a cash hand job.
Ninnino07 OP t1_j0za1fz wrote
Reply to comment by Setthegodofchaos in TIFU by thinking my cat ate a hair tie by Ninnino07
Thank you! I do agree, better safe than sorry, though I feel bad for Aslan having to go to two different vets for what turned out to be nothing. But obstructed bowels would definitely have been worse.
Setthegodofchaos t1_j0z8hfn wrote
Reply to TIFU by thinking my cat ate a hair tie by Ninnino07
It's good that you were safe than sorry. I would've done the exact same thing.
Revolutionary_Cut236 OP t1_j0z899t wrote
Reply to comment by Longjumping_Shirt390 in TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
Well let's see what happens Friday. If nothing improves, I walk
Longjumping_Shirt390 t1_j0z85wc wrote
Reply to comment by Revolutionary_Cut236 in TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
Fair enough but if I were in your shoes I would have kept my lips sealed.
Revolutionary_Cut236 OP t1_j0z73jm wrote
Reply to comment by Longjumping_Shirt390 in TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
Everyone knows that but if we refuse to pay to live in our own country we either get put in prison or kicked out. Really sucks
Longjumping_Shirt390 t1_j0z6z6r wrote
Reply to TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
Imagine being upset you’d be committing tax fraud lol. The greedy government doesn’t need any more money.
ProudMount t1_j0z389p wrote
Reply to comment by Mycatwearspants in TIFU by drinking Lemonade while sick with COVID. by Worldly_Ad_6243
Then you boof it
ConsequenceOfMistake t1_j0z05t5 wrote
Reply to comment by RudeSprinkles1240 in TIFU by drinking Lemonade while sick with COVID. by Worldly_Ad_6243
It is weird that water taste changes. It becomes just a wet cold in the mouth. But nothing gag inducing.
couchthievery t1_j0yti0z wrote
Reply to comment by Accomplished-Trust11 in TIFU by missing out on serving up a valuable lesson. by Accomplished-Trust11
All right, thanks for explaining.
Mycatwearspants t1_j0ynmg0 wrote
Reply to comment by ConvivialKat in TIFU by drinking Lemonade while sick with COVID. by Worldly_Ad_6243
Okay but hear me out, what if it’s reallllly good lemonade
SaintLikeLaurent t1_j0yki0f wrote
Ngl popeyes lemonade with their sweet tea fire af
Sakeandme t1_j0y33fk wrote
sounds like it was the acid from the lemon, try some icecream or milk to try and counter the effects. Yogurt too!
Flash635 t1_j0y0u7k wrote
There are a lot of throat numbing lozenges out there.
Worldly_Ad_6243 OP t1_j0y0qh3 wrote
Reply to comment by nblracer880 in TIFU by drinking Lemonade while sick with COVID. by Worldly_Ad_6243
This has honestly cheered me up quite a lot givne my situation. Thank you 🤣
nblracer880 t1_j0xuzg7 wrote
A COVID case was found, A sore throat and isolation abound, To cure boredom, treats were consumed, But a lemonade swig left him doomed.
The drink set his throat ablaze, Like a meme from days of yore, He tried icy water to quell the pain, But the lemonade remained a great bane.
Now he sits with a drink he can't discard, Unable to put it in the fridge, it's hard, To know what to do with the glass now bare, But he'll find a way, he doesn't despair.
Kimmers7883 t1_j0xuji4 wrote
Reply to comment by HushedCalli in TIFU by making my mom ramen by HushedCalli
Next time, sit the container down into the sink and pour the water. You won't have to worry about burning anything. As far as the cats and the hot water on the counter, they would've been fine. It wouldn't have stayed hot long enough for a bit of water, to actually hurt them! I hope you feel better
Icy_Engine_7648 t1_j0xr3vk wrote
Dump it. It's a glass of lemonaide
Moddaboy t1_j108dsf wrote
Reply to TIFU by accepting a cash in hand job and not seeing the multiple red flags screaming at me in the face by Revolutionary_Cut236
You can work cash in hand but it’s up to you to claim your own taxes.
I worked a cash job(warehouse) eight years back for a year and half and the first three months I didn’t claim to help me get back on track to get a new apartment faster than after I did claim did taxes never came back to haunt me. I know so many people who don’t claim tips and only claim taxes on their bartending jobs and no clue to this day how the government isn’t like we know you can’t survive on less than minimum wage and look into it (Canada)