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my roommates opened a package of mine luckily it was just a bag for my sister but i was still pissed cuz i know it had my name on it

> You didn't FU. It was inappropriate of them to open the package and to comment.

If i got a package delivered to the address I live at that had no name on it just where I live I would open it. What would you do give it back to the postman?

You have solid parents. Great post. Heartwarming

Oh, just admit it. Everyone wants to read these, and so did you.

own up to it bro, I can guarantee you there is at least 1 vibrator per household

Yeah. Having a warning message asking if you logged in from "system name that is also an actual location" is wildly unhelpful.

Thank you for the well-wishes! He’s right next to me on the bed currently, purring loudly, so it seems Aslan has fortunately recovered quite a bit already :)

I know who’s on first but what’s the name on second?

Poor kitty, and poor you! I hope you both feel better really soon.

Lol then I have no idea why the landlord WOULDNT open it

> EDIT: the package didn't have my name on it, just the address.

Honestly, yes, they should have. As others have posted, it's illegal to open mail that's not addressed to you, and his comment was just awkward and creepy. Add to that the complicated power dynamics at play... frankly he should know better.

That feels like an IT problem. Like maybe not the best brand name choice and/or should have given more of a heads up

If it was addressed with your name on it and they opened it, then they committed a felony.

Now ask them who’s on first.

Yeah, OK, but are you enjoying the vibrator?

I actually did try a reboot before calling Helpdesk, because they always ask to try that …

Did tou try turning it off then on again?

OK. It seems like you are a grown-ass woman, correct? You are renting a room so, I assume you're at least 18.

So, let me ask you. As an ADULT, not a child, and they're not your parents, why the Hell are you ready to slit your wrists, because other ADULTS saw your new vibrator? Unless you're studying to become a nun (which by you getting to know how to use your first vibrator, could almost be considered homework 😉) I think you have to learn to loosen up a little. It's not like you're Chrissy or Janet, and Jack just opened your mail by accident. Hey, that would have made one funny episode!

So, RELAX! Do you know what can really help you relax? Sit back, pour a big glass of your favorite wine, and put some fresh batteries in your new boyfriend! Have fun!

I’m sure it was addressed to OP, not the landlord.

Personally, I would have duct taped it to my phone and said its the upgrade to the silent vibrator mode since I don’t feel the OEM factory motors going off in my pocket.

It’s not clear from story whether it was USPS. If it was amazon, fedex, ups, it doesn’t apply.

Even if it was USPS, the whole no-name thing can make it ambiguous.

If you’re a similar situation, try ordering from Amazon to an amazon hub locker. Many around, often drug stores and other places. Save the embarrassment.

It’s a “Sharper Image” Shoulder Massager you Perverts!