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SecretStonerSquirrel t1_jdulh0c wrote

He was the most forward thinking president we've ever had. If Reagan hadn't torpedoed literally everything he did related to energy, we would be independent from oil years ago.

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Chris_NeedsALogin t1_jdul9aa wrote

I live near the coast and have a flat part to my roof, under which is my home office.

I’ll often hear a sort of rag doll thumping above my head, followed by the trickle sound of sticks bouncing off slate.

It’s the Gulls, tearing apart a dead one of their own. I’ll find the bones on the ground a few weeks or months later.

Vicious creatures. Although Bird Flu appears to have decimated their numbers.

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snave_ t1_jduitto wrote

I saw one ingest a half eaten chicken leg a few weeks back. Chippy thief just grabbed the abandoned leg in its beak, looked up, and deep-throat choked down the whole leg bone -- and all the gristly shit attached -- like a magnum dong.

People say you cannot see expressions or emotion on a bird's face. I disagree. A minute later I saw avian regret. There are simple physical constraints that can only be overcome in a non-Euclidean stomach. This however was not the Tardis but a mere mortal beach chook. It hobbled a bit and then awkwardly and with obvious physical distress and difficuity, asymmetrically stumble-flew away into an empty lot.

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