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RuinedBooch t1_je9uwwu wrote

Who bones just once, though? You need a fresh condom for rounds 2&3. You have to assume athletes have the stamina for more than one round. And if they’re going for 2-4 rounds on 30 condoms in 17 days, they’re not boning every day. And all that is assuming that the participants are using all the condoms they’re given, which is unlikely. When have you ever used all the free bullshit you got at some event?

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OpeningTurnip8048 t1_je9uufk wrote

I got-ta start us-ing the word "mollified" in day to day con-versat-ions. And also ran-domly in-sert hyphens into words un-ness-acerily.

Edit: the fact that this was a joke apparently didnt come thru. Probably cause it wasnt a good one. Hey they all cant be gems right? So no need to tell me to read a book or anything. Unless thats your thing and it makes you happy. Then go for it i say.

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MagicBez t1_je9udhe wrote

You can just do what people like Dave Barry did with Peter and the Starcatchers and declare your work a "reinterpretation" and then you don't have to pay any royalties to Great Ormond Street

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AudibleNod OP t1_je9tush wrote

The first article I read didn't mention the name of the clause. I thought it was a really weird flex to peg the end of the agreement to such a specific yet convoluted event. Turns out it was just an archaic flex.

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mk09 t1_je9tcov wrote

No, because the person who pushed you didn't intend to commit murder and the knee injury wasn't the proximate cause of death. The person who tried to assassinate Reagan did have that intent and injuries from the shooting proximately caused Brady's death, so it was a homicide.

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